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IIIIIII don't, sorry.

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*Tears well in my eyes*
Okay, does that consider falling down a two-mile hole??

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You said... Nevermind.

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Isis-
*Points*
You-Isis. I want a closer look at your burns. Maybe a fall would rough up your wound more than it was, but it wouldn't change the quality or quantity of the actual burns themselves.

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Fine by me!
*Outstretches both of my own guns and fires bullets directly into the center of your own blast, meeting in the middle in an enormous explosion*

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*Flits my eyes between them*
You know, I really like the kinds of opponents who can think for themselves. Anyone I can trade with?

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Artorias: *appears beside you, slashing midline towards your waist with my greatsword*

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*as the explosion goes off, my arm outatreched already, immediately converts the amaranthine gun into a blob of the same energy, engulfing the explosion*

C'mon, now. You honestly think that I'd break my toys before ive had my fun with them? Shame.

*dissapears from view, as if completely blipped out of existence, before a mass of sharp, needlelike protrusions fron the amaranthien orb around us flash into you as several different angles*

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*It slices through my abdomen cleanly and without resistance*
Whe—okay!
*My body dissolves and rematerializes in a flash of light to where it was before I teleported to Shinji*
This works.
*Throws a playing card laces with razor wire at Artorias*

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Shinji: what the-!

*summons an autogun to my hand, firing several concussive rounds at the enemy to push them back*

Artorias: *noticing your card trick attack, slides under the razorwire, slicing through it with a follow-up downward slash, my blade practically oozing corrosive amaranthine, just as the bullets ping off my armor, forcing me back away from you two a bit*

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Shinji! How fast can you throw me?

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Shinji: *still firing at Artorias, speaks*

Depends, how much G force can you withstand?

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Enough; try to make me pass out.

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If you end up dead, its not my fault. I dont want your husband gunning for my head when this is all over.

*grabs you by your back, and via a transferal of immense kinetic energy, I launch you toward Artorias with near mach 10 speed*

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FREEZE!
*Time halts in a sphere around me*

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*as the sphere forms, you see a frozen me, just an inch away from your chest, an amaranthien coated dagger nearly brushing you with the tip, a grin plastered on my face*

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*Clenches my teeth in a grimace*
It's time Aeron ended Aeron.
*Captures a moment-in-time snapshot of this iteration of you, and aligns your attack path with the movement of your future self*

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*Winks*
Whoahhh!
*A pair of brass knuckles materializes on my hand, and with a mid-air twirl, I crash into Artorias, dodging his poison, and instead of decelerating on contact, the knuckles have a magnetic-like attraction forcing me further into his chest cavity every second*

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*as you do that, you feel the sensation that spmething is watching you from close behind, but that would seem imposssible, unless....*

Hmm... interesting take! Do you think itll work? What about the other angles? I feel like there's too much room on his upper left and right to escape unscathed.

*a visage of aeron with a slight green hue draws visible arrows pointing to circles*

Here, and here. See? The next attack he had planned was going to be a more direct thrust. It leaves much more room for error. Or, another possibility, would the attack, assuming it landed, even affect him at all?

*the visage of aeron seems to present the look of one pondering? Before grinning, looking to you*

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*you successfully connect the hit, punishing Artoria's inability to dodge fast enough... only to find that he had blipped out of existence shortly after your attack, leaving only a small chunk of his chest armor where your weapon connected. As you do this, he reappears above, watchign you still kareening at impossible speed through endless space*

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You shouldn't even be here. This isn't a place for anyone other than administrators!