<Snipped quote by Armed Forces>

*Rappels down to meet you at the bottom*
Okay, time to see what's what!

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

*Lands on the metal floor with a hollow clang, then stands straight up*
Hm...
*Knocks my foot against the floor a couple more times to hear the sound again*

<Snipped quote by Tank O The Lake>

Mage would be a category more specific than correct. For our purposes, I serve as a humble visionary, reaching for what could be, above what is. I consider that ambition to be more "superhuman" than any trait or lineage I happened to be born with.

<Snipped quote by Etcetera>

Hmm. A dreamer, then. Forgive me; they so often overlap.

*With a nod, I return to my previous form, a tall, well-built man of what can only be described as impeccable beauty, eyes shining and commanding from their place on a statuesque face.*

I do love how easy it is to make myself up.

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

*Lands on the metal floor with a hollow clang, then stands straight up*
Hm...
*Knocks my foot against the floor a couple more times to hear the sound again*

<Snipped quote by Armed Forces>

*Whips out a cordless jackhammer*
Eh? Ehhhhh?

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

Would that even work here?

<Snipped quote by Tank O The Lake>

Dreamer is a great word for it.
*Watches the transformation*
And yourself? A shapeshifter?

<Snipped quote by Etcetera>

Among other things, yes.

*I adjust a blood-red tie as it sits on my chest.*

The rest is a matter of my own privacy.

<Snipped quote by Galvanize>

Why wouldn't it?

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

I don't know, I figure A simple jackhammer would not be enough for stuff around here.

<Snipped quote by Tank O The Lake>

Certainly.
*Leans back, leaving both hands wrapped around the cup*
Something we must all sacrifice a bit of for the sake of conversation.

<Snipped quote by Etcetera>

Indeed. If you'd like something closer to the full story, then I am a wanderer. One who is not... attuned to any particular timeline. In short, I'm a foreigner to all reality, hence my previous statement that I have no home.

*I cock my head.*

Where are you from? What brings you here?

<Snipped quote by Galvanize>

Aww, not with that attitude it isn't!

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

Is it a magical jackhammer?

<Snipped quote by Galvanize>

In the same way a sunset is magical I think?

<Snipped quote by Webmaster>

Hmmm...
*narrows my eyes*

<Snipped quote by souleaterfan320>

Inconclusive.
*The blaster unfolds into a large mechanical hand, suspended in multiple disjoint components where joints would normally be by magical scripts written across their surface*
Through endless strength by which you grip, this foe's defeat lies in your grasp.
*As I speak, one line of magical script appears in the air behind and above my head, and the hands grasps onto your shield, squeezing with tremendous, magically enhanced force*

<Snipped quote by Galvanize>

Whaaaaat? The vacuum worked great!

<Snipped quote by Legend Begins>
Artorias:
*the runes on my sword bleed a black, dark ooze, and I jet forward as the hand goes to grip around me, slicing diagonally down through it*