Describe Your RPG Friends with Things They've Said

[Little Bill]

@Mr Allen J
"Fuck you, Deadbeat."

[gorgenmast]

@Gorgenmast

"Oh, hey... I got shot at and the truck is stuck on some train tracks outside Elektro. Can some one go and get it back?"

[Rescue Breeki intensifies]

@Dinh AaronMk

Ah yes, Truckgate 2015.

[Dinh AaronMk]

<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk>

Ah yes, Truckgate 2015.

@gorgenmast

And then I ate a bag full of dry rice and died of dehydration

[ClocktowerEchos]

<Snipped quote by gorgenmast>

And then I ate a bag full of dry rice and died of dehydration

@Dinh AaronMk

Perhaps the most Asian way of dying short of committing honorabru sudoku or passing out due to overwork.

[Wick]

@King tai

"He raised his eyebrow when she got up to close the door. When she asked him if he really thought she was pretty, he knew this was one of those trick questions where you choose the one wrong word or syllable in the sentence and your world is fucked...hell....hesitate on answering or answer too quick and you're fucked. Act like a damn perv and you're fucked..."

and

"I'll try posting something a little later today or evening. Gotta go and raise my blood pressure and turn into a fat ass. "

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@Rumikoohara

"Sorry I haven't posted I was made a kitchen drudge an chained to an oven but I finally escaped that Matriarchal slavery"

"I was reading your RP and noticed you didn't have a Witch, a Lack that troubled be as I am myself a Witch: I felt Extinct or Endangered in the least"

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@blackpanther

"*Sudden dust attack*"

"....I'm enjoying Athos too much I'm getting super dark with him I'm scaring myself lol"

"When in doubt give a vampire the clap

That interaction went like this
*Athos claps*
Vampire:Oh god what did you do
Athos: I gave you the clap...and friends"

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@Venku

"All the male chars so far are 6'2" and I am going with the trend lol maybe I should make my char 6'6" instead so he can make height jokes XD"

[BrokenPromise]

So yeah. Fate, magic, mutants, a mysterious force of darkness, and medieval fantasy goodness. What else can you ask from a RP, really? Oh yeah...

NO WAPANESE-KUN SEMPAI SAMA SENSEI!!!

No, seriously, enough with the supermodel beautiful girls that can lift a 7', 200 lbs man and jump over a seven story building like they're just carrying a feather pillow, the convoluted pseudo sci-fi plot devices like time travel, or the drawn out drama. This if foh real, FOO'!!!

At any rate, you can be funny, serious, a bit of both or whatever. Let's just try not to be so whacky we become tacky, m'kay?

XOXO

'MERICA!!!

P.S.: Yes, you can be tacky in here, not that you care really, 'cause you'll prolly end up joke posting in the main thread ANYWAY!!!!! I'll

EXPOSE YOU, BORUTO!

I swear.

"Friend"

[Witch Cat]

"..."

Geddit? Cuz I have none!

[Majoraa]

"..."

Geddit? Cuz I have none!

@Witch Cat

[Light]

"I sneak up behind the orc and attempt to backstab it."
>Natural 1

"You sneak up behind the orc, and you reach around, gently caressing his chest. He is confused."