[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[Retired]

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Well, we all gotta have our exceptions. I intend to embark on a massive quest next year for Batman's 80th to read every issue of Batman and Detective Comics ontop of rewatching all the movies, every cartoon, replaying most of the games...

I may not live through the experience.

@Master Bruce

You can join my club now.

[AndyC]

<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

You can join my club now.

@Retired

The club that's reading all the Batman books, or the club that may not live through next year?

BECAUSE THE LATTER INCLUDES ALL SEVEN-POINT-WHATEVER-BILLION OF YOU, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!

[Retired]

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The club that's reading all the Batman books, or the club that may not live through next year?

BECAUSE THE LATTER INCLUDES ALL SEVEN-POINT-WHATEVER-BILLION OF YOU, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!

@AndyC

The club that has decided to reread an entire library's worth of comics from start to finish.

[AndyC]

.....the hell's going on with my quote there?

SHHHH! BE VEWWY, VEWWY QUIET! I'M HUNTING MINDSCAPES!

[Retired]

.....the hell's going on with my quote there?

SHHHH! BE VEWWY, VEWWY QUIET! I'M HUNTING MINDSCAPES!

@AndyC

Clearly this is the Surfer's doing.

[Lord Wraith]

Never seen this OOC so quiet.

Obviously we need Wraith to write a new Sex Scene.

@Sep

I mean I am doing my conclusion post. Sex scene in the epilogue is a thing we can do.

[AndyC]

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Clearly this is the Surfer's doing.

@Retired

What's the Surfer got to do with this?

THAT CHROME-PAINTED WHINER ISN'T WORTHY OF SHINING MY SHOES! BUT SINCE I'VE GOT A NIBBLE, LET'S TRY SOMETHING.

IC PAGE 1, POST 3, PARAGRAPH 5, SENTENCE 2, WORD 9, LETTER 1

[Simple Unicycle]

I think Mxyzptlk is fucking with the fourth wall again.

[Retired]

@AndyC If you include MB's opener as the "first post," then the answer is 'm.' If you don't include that as the first, then the answer is invalid as there is not a ninth word in that sentence. Unless you're not including dialogue as paragraphs, in which case I can't help you.

[AndyC]

I think Mxyzptlk is fucking with the fourth wall again.

@Simple Unicycle

A little early to bring him in, don't you think?

HEH, THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BALD MONKEYS SO FUN-- YOU THINK YOU ONLY NEED TO BUILD FOUR WALLS TO KEEP ME OUT!

THIS PAGE, TWO POSTS UP FROM THE QUOTE, SENTENCE 2, WORD 1, LETTER 3

[AndyC]

@AndyC If you include MB's opener as the "first post," then the answer is 'm.' If you don't include that as the first, then the answer is invalid as there is not a ninth word in that sentence. Unless you're not including dialogue as paragraphs, in which case I can't help you.

@Retired

I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about.

GOOD MONKEY!

CHARACTERS, POST SEVEN, ORIGIN SECTION, PARAGRAPH 1, WORD 7, LETTER 4

[Retired]

@AndyC
Okay. So, can confirm now you didn't mistake paragraphs or post counts. 'X' gon give it to ya, indeed.

[Retired]

Odd double post. Apologies, internet must have fritzed.

[Simple Unicycle]

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HEH, THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BALD MONKEYS SO FUN-- YOU THINK YOU ONLY NEED TO BUILD FOUR WALLS TO KEEP ME OUT!

THIS PAGE, TWO POSTS UP FROM THE QUOTE, SENTENCE 2, WORD 1, LETTER 3

@AndyC

So far we got Mx. Called it.

[AndyC]

@AndyC
Okay. So, can confirm now you didn't mistake paragraphs or post counts. 'X' gon give it to ya, indeed.

@Retired

I'm totally lost here.

DON'T GET IT TWISTED, THIS RAP SHIT IS MINE!

DOCTOR STRANGE'S PLAYER, SCREENNAME, LETTER 6

[Retired]

@AndyC Now you're just getting lazy with it.

Ya wanker.

[AndyC]

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So far we got Mx. Called it.

@Simple Unicycle

Y'all are ackin' cray-cray.

NOW, NOW, NOBODY LIKES A TATTLE-TALE!

FIRST BOOK OF SAMUEL, NIV, CHAPTER 1, VERSE 13, WORD 3, LETTER 1

[GreenGrenade]

So, turns out that somewhere between procrastinating and reading a whole bunch of TASM (I'm coming for you, Hobgoblin Saga) and... thinking... about writing another post, I've been roped into going away for a couple of days this week. I'm not sure whether there'll be internet, but either way I'm going to be working on one (or a couple) while I'm up the coast, while also trying to catch up on the IC. I get back Friday, but it's a safe bet that I won't be around 'til Saturday. Keen to see what you all cook up while I'm gone.

(If need be I'll throw up my sample as my second post to keep a hold of GA. Getting dangerously close to that two week mark.)

[AndyC]

@AndyC Now you're just getting lazy with it.

Ya wanker.

@Retired

I give up. Y'all aren't making any sense.

DON'T GIVE UP NOW, YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO WINNING THE GRAND PRIZE!

TITUS ANDRONICUS, ACT II, SCENE III, LINE 7, WORD 4, LETTER 1

[Retired]

So, turns out that somewhere between procrastinating and reading a whole bunch of TASM (I'm coming for you, Hobgoblin Saga) and... thinking... about writing another post, I've been roped into going away for a couple of days this week. I'm not sure whether there'll be internet, but either way I'm going to be working on one (or a couple) while I'm up the coast, while also trying to catch up on the IC. I get back Friday, but it's a safe bet that I won't be around 'til Saturday. Keen to see what you all cook up while I'm gone.

(If need be I'll throw up my sample as my second post to keep a hold of GA. Getting dangerously close to that two week mark.)

@GreenGrenade

Mentioning the Hobgoblin Saga just makes me sad my plans for that never came to fruition in past games I was Spidey.
_{Tears out and shreds the roughly forty pages of notes that were dedicated purely to that}