[OOC] CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One

[Master Bruce]

The character roster could do with an updating, I think.

@Retired

How about you focus on writing a third Blue Devil post!

Damn him for pointing that out.

[Enarr]

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How about you focus on writing a third Blue Demon post!

Damn him for pointing that out.

@Master Bruce

Yes. A new @Blue Demon post would be much appreciated!

[mickilennial]

Try not to tag people who have opted out and probably would be annoyed by such tagging.

[HenryJonesJr]

I’m working on a long post. Hopefully will have it up tonight

[Master Bruce]

Look, I can't be expected to remember characters that are called by Demon and characters who are called by Devil. There are too damn many of those in comics.

Now someone apply for Daredemon so I can stop being tempted to cheat and apply for him myself under a second account! I have an arc already lined up where he fights Speed Devil!

[Retired]

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How about you focus on writing a third Blue [Devil] post!

@Master Bruce

Psh. You'll have to do a similar treatment for Spider-Man and/or Superman as you did for Batman before you get that.

Like, buy a gal some dinner, first, gawd.

[Master Bruce]

Psh. You'll have to do a similar treatment for Spider-Man and/or Superman as you did for Batman before you get that.

Like, buy a gal some dinner, first, gawd.

@Retired

Spider-Man's history is so convoluted that you might aswell throw in the towel right now. I'd probably outright skip the 80's and 90's.

Superman's is pretty zigzagged too, given all the various retcons and Electric Supermen and the entirety of the Silver Age being batshit insane and such.

[Simple Unicycle]

Superman's is pretty zigzagged too, given all the various retcons and Electric Supermen and the entirety of the Silver Age being batshit insane and such.

@Master Bruce

Just gonna... Leave this here.

E: Andy you better do your own spin on this arc.

[AndyC]

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Spider-Man's history is so convoluted that you might aswell throw in the towel right now. I'd probably outright skip the 80's and 90's.

Superman's is pretty zigzagged too, given all the various retcons and Electric Supermen and the entirety of the Silver Age being batshit insane and such.

@Master Bruce

This is why I pretty much ignore canon altogether and treat the A-list superheroes (Superman, Spider-Man, Batman, and maybe one or two others) like a buffet. Comics, movies, cartoons, etc, I just pick up the things I like, leave the things I don't, and whatever ends up on my plate by the time I sit at the table is 'canon' to me. That's more or less what you have to do to avoid going insane.

[Retired]

Welp, guess I'll have to turn in my letter of resignation now.

[Enarr]

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Spider-Man's history is so convoluted that you might aswell throw in the towel right now. I'd probably outright skip the 80's and 90's.

Superman's is pretty zigzagged too, given all the various retcons and Electric Supermen and the entirety of the Silver Age being batshit insane and such.

@Master Bruce

I love Electric Blue Superman, if only for his appearance in Grant Morrison's JLA.

[Master Bruce]

This is why I pretty much ignore canon altogether and treat the A-list superheroes (Superman, Spider-Man, Batman, and maybe one or two others) like a buffet. Comics, movies, cartoons, etc, I just pick up the things I like, leave the things I don't, and whatever ends up on my plate by the time I sit at the table is 'canon' to me. That's more or less what you have to do to avoid going insane.

@AndyC

Pretty much every character I've ever played has been that. They're all "The Movie/Cartoon/Game/This Select Batch Of Comics" version that I like. I could theoretically do extensive research or know a character's history by heart, but ain't nobody got time for that.

[AndyC]

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Just gonna... Leave this here.

@Simple Unicycle

I'll see that, and raise you one of these:

[Simple Unicycle]

I could theoretically do extensive research or know a character's history by heart, but ain't nobody got time for that.

@Master Bruce

Right, nobody has time for that.

*frantically burns work in progress textbook on the Question's history both in the comics and behind the scenes*

[Master Bruce]

Look, if Jimmy Olsen doesn't turn into at least one Kaiju this season, you can forget being accepted for Year Two.

[AndyC]

E: Andy you better do your own spin on this arc.

@Simple Unicycle

I'm not really sure if I feel like jumping into the various Red-Kryptonite freakout phases of Superman's career just yet.....
I, ON THE OTHER HAND, CAN'T WAIT TO PIERCE THE VEIL ENOUGH TO MAKE THIS FAT IDIOT THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA!

[HenryJonesJr]

Look, if Jimmy Olsen doesn't turn into at least one Kaiju this season, you can forget being accepted for Year Two.

@Master Bruce

I’m hoping Andy makes him marry a gorilla

[Master Bruce]

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Right, nobody has time for that.

*frantically burns work in progress textbook on the Question's history both in the comics and behind the scenes*

@Simple Unicycle

Well, we all gotta have our exceptions. I intend to embark on a massive quest next year for Batman's 80th to read every issue of Batman and Detective Comics ontop of rewatching all the movies, every cartoon, replaying most of the games...

I may not live through the experience.

[AndyC]

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I’m hoping Andy makes him marry a gorilla

@HenryJonesJr

I dunno, gorillas are kind of Flash's territory.

NOT TO MENTION MARRIAGE IS A CONCEPT THAT EXISTS ONLY TO DRAIN THE RESOURCES OF MALES, MAKE PROPERTY OUT OF FEMALES, AND FOOL THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU PATHETIC FLESH-PILES THAT YOU CAN AVOID DYING ALONE! JOKE'S ON YOU-- NOT ONLY WILL YOU DIE ALONE, BUT YOU'VE DIED ALONE AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF TIMES AND WILL DIE ALONE INFINITE TIMES MORE! HECK, SOME OF YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT NOW!

[Simple Unicycle]

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Well, we all gotta have our exceptions. I intend to embark on a massive quest next year for Batman's 80th to read every issue of Batman and Detective Comics ontop of rewatching all the movies, every cartoon, replaying most of the games...

I may not live through the experience.

@Master Bruce

Woah. Sounds like that'll be fun. Godspeed, Master Bruce.

I salute you.

Goddammit why can't my favorite superhero be a popular one so I can do something like that too?