Rodent's Arguing Thread: The Controversial Topic of Sandwiches

[Strange Rodent]

It's time to bring the age-old question to the foreground here on RPG. This question has been known to split nations, and sour friendships, but it has also united like-minded people under a banner of unity, to form lifelong bonds that only strengthen in time. It's caused wars, brought tears of joy, and nourished thousands' need for thought food.

I, myself, have brought the light of this question to one other community with marvellous results, but I ask myself: are my comrades here on RPG true? Are they just? Do they see the light? Or do they scorn the question like so many do, writing it off as pointless and stupid?

Well. There's only one way to find out.

What defines a sandwich?

[Fabricant451]

Two or more pieces of bread with other food between them.

[Strange Rodent]

@Fabricant451?

[Fabricant451]

@Fabricant451?

@Strange Rodent

Assuming that that is two pieces of bread and not some weird Muppet mouth loaf then yes, that is still a sandwich.

[Strange Rodent]

How big do the loaved have to get before it is no longer a Sandwich? @Fabricant451

[Fabricant451]

How big do the loaved have to get before it is no longer a Sandwich? @Fabricant451

@Strange Rodent

It doesn't matter how big they are, if it's still two or more pieces of bread with food inbetween them it's a sandwich. Just because it'd be impractical and downright impossible to eat normally doesn't make it any less a sandwich.

[Lord Wraith]

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

[Fabricant451]

@Lord Wraith Not unless the bun splits in two.

[SleepingSilence]

Two or more pieces of bread with other food between them.

@Fabricant451

Behold a Norwegian Open Sandwich. Nothing "between" these at all.

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And for the rest of you, the sacred sandwich alignment chart that ends all debate:

[Fabricant451]

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Behold a Norwegian Open Sandwich. Nothing between these at all.

@SleepingSilence

Dude it's literally called a sandwich. An open sandwich is still a sandwich. This isn't some semantics thing over the word between, that's literally just the dictionary definition of a sandwich.

And for the rest of you, the sacred sandwich alignment chart that ends all debate:

The entire bottom row aren't sandwiches, nor is a hot dog or an ice cream taco.

[Hey Im Jordan]

You ought to at least put the giant pictures in hiders, dude.

[SleepingSilence]

@Fabricant451 Perhaps. But arguing over the semantics of a word choice is a way of life.

And a hot dog is totally a sammich. Fite me.

[Fabricant451]

@SleepingSilence A hot dog is not a sandwich.

Science is on my side.

[SleepingSilence]

@Hey Im Jordan Never!

ok, but just for you.

[Bee]

hot dogs aren't a sandwich.

[Hey Im Jordan]

I don't think a hot dog is a sandwich. I don't think anyone does. Why would you? It's like a burrito.

Hot dogs are foul anyway, who would willingly eat one?

[Bee]

i like hot dogs.

put some mustard on there? yum.

[Fabricant451]

I don't think a hot dog is a sandwich. I don't think anyone does. Why would you? It's like a burrito.

Hot dogs are foul anyway, who would willingly eat one?

@Hey Im Jordan

Joey Chestnut

[Bee]

hot links are better tho tbh.

[Hey Im Jordan]

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Joey Chestnut

@Fabricant451

gI mean, for money, I'll do anything for money. Especially if I'm winning because I"m doing it? Count me the fuck in