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STATUS: A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant... 27 days ago
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27 days ago
Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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2 mos ago
Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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7 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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10 mos ago
I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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In Google Picture War → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum


"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a particular set of skills; skills I have a acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."
In Yum or Yuck!! Game~!♪ → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
YUMMY! <3333

Sex?
In True/False Game → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@Flightless_Soul Not entirely false because a certain someone @OneWayOut might make me go to one at some point. xD

True or False, you like to post dick picks on forums that have an adults-only section to see how many positive comments you'll get?
In Horrible pick-up lines → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Hey, I'm not totally ugly and I got decent money, so why not give me a chance?
In The Drinkify Game → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I wasn't listening to anything, but i'll fuck around and see what happens.

<Snipped quote>

Damn, an entire bottle?


At least you get to garnish it with pepper. : D

“The Five Finger Death Punch”

8 oz. Schnapps

Serve neat. Stir quickly.

Not bad I guess.
In Hurt/Heal — The Christmas Edition → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Santa Claus - 20
Ms. Claus - 19
Grandma(from Grandma Got Ran Over by A Reindeer) - 20
Grinch - 20
Ghost of Christmas Present - 20
Ghost of Christmas Past - 20
Krumpus - 53
Jack Skellington - 16
Sally - 20

Fuck that old hag!
In Three Word Story → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Take down ISIS
In Go through the Alphabet before someone posts a My Little Pony Picture → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Godd these fucking ponies!
In The Drinkify Game → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
“The A Day to Remember”

1 PBR

Serve cold.

Totally weak, I know. D:
In CLOSED. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I was originally going to do a King Bee character, but I couldn't think of a good idea, so I decided to try for the other Prep slot. Hopefully it goes all according to plan.
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