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17 days ago
Current A decade ago when we made that meme "get kid", this isn't exactly what we meant...
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Do you think the reason Jesus Christ doesn't rise again is because we keep putting up crosses and he gets flashbacks on how that went last time?
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6 mos ago
Happy almost crisis!
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9 mos ago
it's not just a rock IT'S A BOULDER!...or whatever Spongebob said
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10 mos ago
I will never show empathy for a bigot or a man who believed empathy is a made up term. Simple as that.
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Oh man, this is something truly special. I am so in!

EDIT:

I actually have a question: Are we going to be using real life face claims? I would prefer to do so(hence why I'm asking).

EDIT 2:

Nevermind, it's been answered.
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Bath Salts — Highly Suspect — Mister Asylum
Stinkfist — Tool — Aenima
Bulls in the Bronx — Pierce the Veil — Collide With the Sky
Empire(Let Them Sing) — Bring Me the Horizon — Sempiternal(Deluxe Edition)
Deciding So Blindly — Eyeshine — Like Yesterday
Cold Blooded — The Pretty Reckless — Hit Me Like A Man (EP)
Going to Hell — The Pretty Reckless — Going to Hell (Explicit)
Famous Last Words — My Chemical Romance — The Black Parade
Savior — Rise Against — Runtastic - Power Workout
Heartless(Kanye West cover) — The Word Alive — Punk Goes...Pop Volume III
@XxLyraxX Here ya are. :)

Last time I did one of these, I was on the search for someone to teach me the ropes of smut and ERPs in general. This time around, I am looking for someone to just enjoy writing the "sexy times" as much as I do. I am looking for something of 70-80 smut and 20-30 story. If that's not for you, then please turn back now.

Some rules:
  • Know that I am well over the age of 18 and would like my partner to be as well. This is to ensure that either of us gets contacted by the feds for smutting with a minor.
  • I would also ask that, whoever responds to this interest check, does so with more than "Hi, I would like to rp with you". Please, if you respond to this, give me info about you and whatnot.
  • Also know that this roleplay will be heavy on the smut. Last thing, for my own preference, we will be using real life face claims only(realistic ones work too). If that's not your thing, then I'm sorry, but I don't know what to tell you.
  • I don’t really care about day-to-day responses. I know life gets in the way or other RP commitments. As long as we can get through 2-3 responses each per month, I’ll be satisfied. Of course, more would be welcomed with arms wide open, but no pressure~
  • One last thing: this will mainly be high-casual to advanced. As such, at least two non-dialogue paragraphs please.


Currently, I got one character I want to play - female - and would love to try her out. Her name is Violetta Jessabelle “Viola” Mossos(nee. Banks). She is forty-three years old, married to a wealthy businessman, has two kids(a 17-year-old son and a 14-year-old daughter). She is just as commanding as she is exquisite. She is one of the most assertive women you’ll ever meet and has a reputation of taking what she wants regardless of opposition. Even if it takes her a long time, she eventually gets her way.



And that’s the plot I want to do. Look forward to hearing from someone interested~
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Hikari/Simple and Clean — Utada Hikaru — Deep River
Welcome Home — Coheed and Cambria — Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV, Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Invincible Gangsta — Body Count — Murder 4 Hire
Without Me — Eminem — The Eminem Show (Explicit)
Men and Women — Bo Burnham — Words, Words, Words
Heaven Knows — The Pretty Reckless — Going to Hell (Explicit/Deluxe Edition)
Smells Like Teen SPirit — Nirvana — Nirvana
Wolf — Highly Suspect — The Boy Who Died Wolf
The Vengeful One — Disturbed — Immortalized
Wake Me Up When September Ends — Green Day — American Idiot(Explicit)

Type of Request:
Set please

Stock:
icoolkid.com/sites/default/files/style..

Size:
Big enough to be seen, small enough where the Guild Signature restrictions wont cut it off

Avatar:
Could you make it a GIF? If not, just a regular avatar will do.

Text:
"Refuse to let it take you, like it took all the rest"

I dont care if the gray background gets cut off, I mostly want the scene in the middle of the picture to be seen fully.


Okay, so I might have went just a tad overboard with the experimentation, but the stock was so wide-spread, it just spoke to me. I hope it does the same to you because I am truly proud of this piece.




You would like that, wouldn’t you, Laz?

Asahi wasn’t about to let Laz a win over him so easily. He was sure that, if Laz had his way, he would see Asahi giving up just when the going got tough. Well, that wasn’t going to happen. Asahi Han’ei was no quitter, and not even a strong ale was going to keep him from getting his bragging rights. Besides, he wasn’t even feeling—hiccup—feeling off or anything like that.

The next rounds of ale came in the form of an overfilled mug, it practically spilling over with the foam trailing down the lines of the wood. Asahi wasted no time to start to chug it down. About halfway through it, however, he felt a little…iffy. He hiccupped again, felt something start to crawl up his throat, demanding to come out. But a stubborn Asahi denied it an exit, to which he forced another quarter of the ale down his throat.

That wasn’t such a good idea.

In the span of just five seconds, three notable things happened. The first was Asahi’s grip of the mug falling from his grip and Asahi[ failing to catch it as it crashed to the ground, causing the rest of the ale to spill all over the tavern floor. The second, right after Asahi groaned disappointingly, was Asahi feeling the same force that wanted to come up through his esophagus once again begging to find an exit. This time, however, Asahi wasn’t in a place to deny its exit. And so it came in spades, which would make Asahi cough up a half of a dozen of doses of vomit all over the countertop.

And lastly, Asahi’s head hit the counter. Hard, and would bathe in his own vomit as he would ungracefully fall to the ground on his left side. His eyes were were only able to see the legs of his fellow chasers and the legs of the tables they all sat at. Though, his hearing was more or less able to pick up some of what was said. He might’ve been groaning a bit, but there was no denying Pythia’s angry tone. Even in his current state, Asahi remembered the last time he heard her that angry, and it’s safe to say that he didn’t pity whoever was on the other end of her rage.

A few more moments would pass, to which Asahi would try to get up. His stomach denied that action, so Asahi would stay where he lay, puking bits here and there.

What the hell was in my drink?
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