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2 mos ago
Current me wanting to play out shit from a setting from around 2010 that only europeans know...
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2 mos ago
what did he mean by this
6 mos ago
the issue is them king your thread was great (i didnt read it)
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1 yr ago
no fucking way
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1 yr ago
while tru, quantity != quality, the fact is there's enough good writers out there with diverse enough interests to fit most niches apart from the unrealistically specific i.e. kitten beheading RP
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About me:
Where do I begin. I'm from Belarus, and fairly proud of it. I've been RPing about a decade starting mostly with chat stuff and some LARPs/reenactments, doing the stuff of this site for maybe half a decade now. I'm a former serviceman, and while I was conscripted I make sure to stay in related circles. As a day job I'm a programmer letting me usually work from home even when we don't have coronavirus forcing us to do so and thus I got a lot of time for RP.

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@NecroKnight
Heavy stubber vs. Ripper gun = laugh
@Andreyich

Have some sense to that insanity. Else insanity = Tzeentch trollol = BLAM.

Well he is bigger than all the Cadians he had witnessed so far, and could probably beat the shit out of most of them if it was a """"fair""" fight.
@Hank
Would a ripper-pistol be an acceptable side-arm for an Investigator? Also I am probably not going to carry a "primary" weapon except for the massive riots, since I do not see the point of an investigator going around with one. Could he be a latent psyker as well, like discovering his limited powers as the RP goes on and trying to hide them from the team, and realising that he is not as good as a detective as he thought and was "cheating" the whole time? Or is that too snowflakey?
@Andreyich

Wow, John = jackass. I am surprised, that none of the more larger and known Regiments hadn't grinded him down.

And boy? Insulting Cadians? They eat Primarchs and demons for breakfast. (After said demon has eaten a million of them first)


Well, I've said it before he's insane.
"Jesus fuck-" Fred began, startled by this jet-head looking person. He turned to look at her, sizing her up and trying to keep a face of disgust off of him. Grunting he looked to the area behind her to see if anyone was there. Quickly he would spin around to see if anyone was there, and send a few shot from his recharger pistol to check if there were the reflections and shimmering of a stealth boy if there wasn't. If it appeared he was more or less safe, he would turn back to her.

"Yeah, what for?" he would ask. He wondered what she could ask of him. He was not a hero, but it was very easy to guilt him into fighting to save a slave or something of the sort. He considered giving her some of his mentats, but he decided that the benefits of five minutes of nice breath would be outweighed by increased drug dependency on her side. "And who?" he added quickly. He was relieved he did not have to go with his alternate plan. The likelihood he would have died was high to say the least, even though it would be entertaining.
@NecroKnight

How easy would it be to just gouge out it's eyes with it's own bones, he mused. He had a sunken mindless expression about him as he half-listened, though it was mostly concealed by the mask. "I know what is to be done with Orks fool! Removing the bloody spores is not difficult, just siphon fuel from the damn flamers or trukks of theirs!" He did not know if such a thing was allowed or not, but after all it was usually formerly Imperial Promethium or the world's own fossil fuel. He didn't really bother with this until now, he wasn't a soldier, although he did not remember reading anything of that sort in all the Uplifting Primers he found on dead Guardsmen.

When she referred to "Frateris bullcrap" however he saw red; more than he usually did. "Why you little-" he began, his hand darting for her throat. Then a thought struck him: What if it has rabies? He quickly pulled the hand back making a disgusted retching noise. Snarling a little, he stared on. He should have put the mask on earlier, who knows what sorts of disease the damn things carry. Looking back, going fighting the beastman so bare was also not a good idea, they would only be worse. Perhaps the stand-off that occurred was a good thing. "A dime a dozen? Point me to them. I heard Cadians are supposed to be big, yet all I saw are like the runty shit that threatened me."

He let out another brutish burst of laughter when told to lose the attitude, gripping his stomach for support. When the laughter finally died down he returned to his usual expression of anger and rage. "If I die, so be it. I'll make sure I'll take down the incompetent fool down with me." He would turn a little to show the charge on his back intended for a spectacular suicide that never came. When she spoke of xenos he grinned imperceptibly. "I'm sure they can skewer and eat you, even I would not be wholly against such a thing; if cooked properly anyways. Ogryns are stupid, they cannot aim, they just go forward. I'm clever enough to let all sorts of the wretches around be in front without getting caught. Usually anyway."

When the topic of returning home and aiding his wounds came up, he groaned. "I'm forty-one. If today is my first day in the Guard, I am not going to live long enough to properly retire due to time spent serving, and that is assuming someone bigger and badder than me doesn't take my head first. When I get off this planet, I am only returning if the new damn regiment gets assigned to it.

Finally, he let his last burst of laughter out. "The only thing I need is Frenzon! More and more of it, and whatever other fighting juice you can get." He would drop down his heavy stubber with a clang. "You try and compensate for the recoil of that." He would finish, pointing to the thing, wondering if she could even lift it.
Working on the post now big boy.


we're going to meet like this or this

this is the color-scheme that rult and i made. we based it on the character's attributes, job, or personalities. are you guys alright with this? or maybe you can suggest other colors? it's just for the sake of easier reading, really. it can be used for everyone's posts and it can also not be used. it's totally okay. we're just really suggesting this.......



Of course I get red XD
@Dannyrulx
to what do you refer?

Also I'll post tonight then no more until Tuesday or Wednesday since I'll be too busy to make more than a shitpost.
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