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Yes. That too.


YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. Shishkebab is love. Shishkebab is life.
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Nono. Keep it's existence in mind so you'll know when it goes on sale in like 3 weeks.


When I say "not being able to play" I mean I have no system capable of playing it... Yet. I could easily but the game right now, if I had a functioning PC or a next/current-gen console, whichever you prefer to call them.
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Fallout 4 is amazing. Railway Rifle is back!!!


AHP.
OHP.
OHOHOHO.
EHP.
EEHP.
WHAMOO.
NEINEINEIN.
Do not bring back my recently acquired depression caused by not being able to play. I'm repressing my knowledge of Fallout 4's existence...

Railway Rifle, huh? That's cool and all, but... Shishkebab?
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I see.


You do.
*Sends the machine flying into the ground, then spins my large blade around in a nonchalant manner and replaces it on my back*
Take that, you dirty droid.
.: *Casually comes back out*
I'm sorry to say that you, like nearly everyone else, do not have what it takes to do any real damage to perfection.
@Balance

Sven: I have no more objections. I'd have voiced them if I did. You don't have ti worry about it, though. If we are just about done here, I will go myself.
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Aaand that is the third handsome blue haired man I have seen today. Including my huband and his other incarnation. I feel that there is a certain preference I have in men...


*Unable to hear you, I bring my Claymore back and swing it in an arch at the machine*
.: *Blocks it with my forearm and kicks at you impressively fast*
- *Kicks your leg away and stabs at your face with a smaller blade*
.: *Leans back out of its reach, and a beam of energy erupts grom my chest*
-*The beam inexplicably bends so that it curves and, after a few moments, impacts a mountain in the distance*
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*the robotic beast's shields go up, and it catches a Mac round in its mouth, crushing it, then it opens its mouth, and fires a mini- Ion Cannon at the tank*


Call in a cryo-bomb run!
*Looks to the sky*
...
Ion technology... It will hold
*Turns to the machine*
Why are you attacking us?
.: To tell the story, of course.
-... Any chance you'll tell me when we can stop fighting?
.: Spoilers are no fun.

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-Soren- Hmm?


Sven: At the base... I'm reading three signatures that register as the same entity.
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Harlock: I've got a better idea.

*clicks his mic*
Legion B and Half of legion A, Squadrons 151-300, leave the system. The rest of you, Inact Project Rogue.

Ship 1 Commander: you can't possibly be serious. At a time like this? The GIA could be here at any moment!

Harlock: *grins* as of this moment, we are no longer EDB Soldiers. You are all under my command. Is that clear?

Ship 1 Commander: ... Understood.

*the ships that were told to leave dissapear*

Alright men, lets show these lousy IA Troops what it means to be a Lone Wolf.

Ship 3 Commander: understood.

Harlock: also, initiate Protocol Black.

Ship 3 Commander: ...fine.

*a singular pod drops down from the sky, crashing down on top of the IA Troops,as a giant robotic like centipede-snake thing emerges from it, and begins demolishing the troops*



*It soon finds that troops it attacks are sturdier than they appear*
What the bloody heck is going on?
.: It appears as though the more optimal path is being taken.
- Bah. The EDB doesn't realize that our soldiers and technology are trained and designed to put us on par with superbeings. Chimera tanks! Unload on that pathetic excuse of weapon!
*Alliance battle tanks fire upon the beast with dual, alternating micro-MAC Cannons*
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