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3 mos ago
Current I can taste the rainbow! Wait no...it's just blood.
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Daylight Saving Times are a conspiracy to sell analgesics and coffee
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My milkshake brings all boys to the yard... good thing I planted mines.
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...Good lord, when was the las time I updated this?
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BERSERK LIVES
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I run on GMT+1 Schedule.

And coffee.

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-Evil Laugh-

  • Name: Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
  • Universe: Sonic (Classic, I'd say)
  • Appearance:The real GENIUS!
  • Personality: A brilliant genius and scientist at a time, Robotnik is a man who lives for his science! Too bad that he usually employs more than questionable methods to achieve his goal, like trapping innocent animals and steal dangerous mystical artifacts to suit his purposes. A rather stubborn fella, he will keep trying no matter how many times his machines are blown up or his plans are twarthed. He's a little bit wee obsessed with certain superfast blue animals and certain artifacts called Chaos Emeralds. He, also hilariously has a fondness for egg-shaped constructs and overblown robotic monstrousities, which he usually employs to fight in the frontlines aswell. Even so, he knows when to fold 'em and make a strategical retreat. Or as someone say, run for the hills.
  • Abilities:
    Super Genius: Ivo Robotnik is the kind of guy that can make a superweapon in A CAVE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS. Granted that superweapon would inevitably be egg-shaped and aimed to kill a certain pesky hedgehog and his friends, but still... He's a one man crew when it comes to build any kind of mechanical and hi-tech device, including but not limited to doom lasers, industrial complexes, evil robotic knockoffs of heroes and Space stations.
    Nimble: Even if he looks a bit round, this fella can run pretty well.
    Durable: As well as survive his mechas exploding in his face EVERY SINGLE TIME.
  • Alliance: Zuriel
  • Other:More inspired in the classic Sonic 16-Bit Era than the modern ones. He was probably called by Zuriel after having his super robot being wrecked in outer space at the end of Sonic & Knuckles.
Also, posted. Fun fact, Chocolate was the sacred beverage of Quetzacoatl :D
Mei


Strange aeons had come. A dragon impacting in the middle of the city of Miura, in the Imaginary District no less. What was next, the moon rabbits suddenly deciding to make a move to take over earth? Mei shook off the dreary thoughts, as her tricky heart beat with anticipation. A real, live, dragon. A god made flesh, finally manifesting. She had lived for centuries, but never had the opportunity to see one so up close. It was too bad that the police had taken the divine being into custody.

The old chinese fox spirit pondered if some of them had a death wish, and wanted ruin upon their descendants. A dragon's power went beyond force of nature, as far a she was told. Her entire clan was afraid of even sighting one of such creatures. Not Mei, at least not to a paralysis degree. She skipped a step with her nimble feet, as her lonesome tail (showing the other seven would've been too much of a bother) swished gracefully, her ears perked up. She was wearing her finest clothes and baubles for once, and she had even bothered to wear her bell earrings for the occassion.

And somewhat incredibly, she was grasping a full box of chocolates. Normally she wouldn't bother buying treats for others, after all, she was a freelance spirit more prone to borrow food in exchange of wise advice. But the chocolates had a reason, which soon would be unveiled...

"Miss, you can't go in there!" One of the cops chided as she scurried past, box in tow.

"Oh, shut it, you know i'm one of your good guys." The ancient spirit japed, as she jumped deftly over the attempt of blockade and persevered through the station. It was a piece of cake, really. Most people were already used to her antics, and would give her wide berth. And then she felt someone tripping up her legs. The Huli Jinn let out a yelp, and promptly fell forward... only to do a forward roll and continue anyway, the stack of chocolates neatly falling on her extended arm.

"Nice try, sunekosuri!" She chimed to the glasses lady who was defiantly trying to pin her down. And they said she was only good for paperwork! Hah! Mei smirked. "Here's your reward!" She focused...

...and the stack of papers near the other youkai became the man of her dreams. Mei was most certainly sure it had worked, given how she was flustering at a stack of papers. One last obstacle...

She opened the door in flair, examining the stance. There she was, in all her glory. Somewhat tacky of a form she had chosen to bear, halfway human. Oh, and there was a tiny thing frowning next to her. Ah yes, that small sheep demon. She smirked at him back, while she cleaned her throat.

And did a most exaggerated reverence. "Dragon-sama. It is an honor for us mortals to have you in this abode. Please forgive the crass behaviour of these policemen, and accept this humble offering." She added, offering the box of opened chocolates to the dragon. "The Kin of Coatl thinks this is a most succulent treat." She added.

@Raineh Daze@ghastlyInc
It seems like a few people haven't checked out the thread in a while...


It is because we are lewd and stalkers.
@AtomicNut
Huh? By grids I mean the maps.


Yah i know. But who is ded? :D
Post is now ready, just waiting for grids.


Grills? Who died this time? D:
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Seriously? Huh. Might...have to try that.


Might even try milk, honey and some drops of cognac like my grandma used to do on kids.
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W-what's with the cognac?

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Thank you. Such a sweetheart :3


Old folk's remedy for colds and flus in Spain. Down the stuff until you're drunk. XD
Yeah. I'm thinking it was my roommate passing their illness to me. Either that or my juniors passed it to me. One of them just recently got confined to their room because they were diagnosed with Strep Throat.

I woke up feeling like absolute crap today.


Hrm. Well, get better soon.

OR I WILL APPEAR IN YOUR ROOM.

WITH COGNAC.

AND CHICKEN SOUP.
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Ah, shit. Forgive me, my thinking is hampered by my sickness.


You got a flu? :(
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