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The party was proceeding surprisingly well for such a gathering of...less than brave people. At least the dolphin seemed to go on his way of not enforcing a distinctive lack of violence. The Allfather mused as he drank. His servants were... well, all scattered. Reginleif had been a little too shrew, but she, too had faded eventually.

The downside is that there was no one to pour drinks for him. His eyes rested on a female figure who had been equally neglected and had nearly faded onto obscurity.

"Puchuu, serve me.” The norse god commanded at Umukamui, still clad in her female form. The Puchuu seemed to not react, before deciding that acting servile to a norse god wasn't really that bad as opposed to snubbing one. She just began to pour the drink with a neutral face.

"Lord Odin..." She said.

"This party has been quite a bit tricky for our servants, has it not? Mine are all over the place... and yours... are all over the place too." He chuckled, remembering Umukamui of both Lily and Sakura's less than stellar performances.

"It is as you say."

"Mmm" He muttered, a hand on his beard. "Have you ever heard... of the fourth wall?"

"In books, yes."

"In books. It is a most intriguing device. Often times it can offer a fresh view, and engage the public. But if you overdo it, the entire cosmos of the play unravels. A most ...unpleasant consequence." The norse god went on muttering. "I do like proper stories, though. Of hapzard fools, ignorant and fumbling, that they eventually reach greatness."

"You did create a world out of Ymir." The puchuu would drone.

"Well learned, I do like that." The norse god would finish his cup, and stare at the spectacle. "We're more alike than you think."

"Pardon?"

"Nevermind, just an out of place comment. The valhallan brew is still strong, you see." The god would then stare at the Puchuu's eyes. "Would you care to conduct... a certain business?"

"Always." Umukamui would look at the deity with unabased interest... or she would, had not a certain downcast youth hobbled towards the couple.

"You have power, have you not, titty-rat?" It was the downtrodden and dishevelled Sakura, having left Emily.

"...I am discussing important business with Lord Odin, Sakura." The puchuu would reply, a steely gaze aimed at the interloper.

"I do not mind. Go ahead, childe of Izanagi." Odin would muse, snatching the jug out of Umukamui and serving him another cup.

"Could you please turn me back into a loli?"

It was then when Odin spit his drink, racuous laughter rumbling from his belly.

"That which you regained through tricky methods? It would be my pleasure." Umukamui said. "May I ask why?"

"It seems that the wish made me...arrogant...I hurt my friend...I would offer a pinky, but those grow back now."

Odin himself was still laughing out loud.

"...I see. Well. I certainly can accomodate. Easily." It was then when the Puchuu snapped her fingers, as the energies around Sakura unraveled, showing a new look. A residual set of sparkles condensed on the Puchuu's hand, the crystallization of the masculinity wish.

Sakura herself nodded to Umukamui before attempting to leave.

"Wait, former man." It was Odin's turn to talk. "That was a worthy sacrifice, and it was done within my gaze, so you shall receive a favour from me. Seek Sanngridr. She has... an unique power if you want to do good for this party."

Umukamui looked at Odin once more, before arching an eyebrow.

"Another drink?" Odin would rattle his cup once more."Before we get down to the real business?"

The puchuu obliged.
Sann & Justine

AKA Wilhemina and Decaffeine
@Ariamis

Well, it seemed that the chaos had become full blown, with a tournament being hosted. The Valkyrie of cruelty smiled somewhat. At first she seemed to think Odin would have put her through the humiliation without precedent. It turns out, Odin wanted booze and some scraps more than dealing with a newly created underling, so as long as she did not abuse her newfound status, everything would be fine.

Granny Kitty seemed a bit distraught. She had a spine, despite being a cat, that much Sann knew. Perhaps, on another time, when she had believed in princesses and knights, she would have reassured her. Well, she would fight for her regardless. She had been the entry to Sanctuary, and her opinion seemed to influence Penny to a certain extent. So keeping the fluffy kitty happy was a good idea.

Still, Penny had been busy creating this whole thing with that dream girl. She had pegged Penny to be a bit… more cold than she was displaying. Well, that was good. No matter how she chose to hide it, she was still born of that weakling Jason. She did never strike her as the person she could get along with, and the person who was dependent on others for self-growth, and recent developments were, perhaps, a repeat of the past.

She missed yearning for a twisted expression of attachment. Different from her twisted love of her own mother. Different from the regal grandmotherly stern behaviour of the kitty.

She had spotted her prey, with all hubbub. Justine… How had she cheated death exactly? Actually, was that even Justine? She just looked like a little fawn with her face, not the proud cruel tyrant mistress of the night she once was.

Well, there was certainly some time to kill before Dina called for her services. Even if it meant doing very erotic wrestling. Sann was no fool, and as a good past nerd, knew exactly what was in for her. Rachel seemed a clueless zealot in accepting.

Granny Kitty was perhaps the only person who could match the length of the stick up the rear or the Inquisitor. Oh well, Justine awaited.

She simply skipped a couple of wingbeats, before landing on the fallen vampire and enveloping her.

“Hi. You’re that Justine everyone talks about? I heard about your exploits. Pappy Odin told me.”






”At the lake? I don’t know, that seems a bit chilly," Lily spoke in response to Alex’ suggestion.
”We could first ask Dan if he’d let us practice over at the sunny side."

After Justine had signed up for the tournament, Lily went with Alex to ask Dan about the possibility of training back at the tropical islands. Justine was about to follow when she stopped, a look of concern on her face as if she had sensed something.

”Ah!"

That was when Sann got the drop on her, the former vampire girl having failed to recognize the pounce in time.

”Y-Yes, that’s right," Justine answered in a dejected manner, not struggling in the hold of her wings, though she did blush as she realized what her cheek was pressed up against.
”Pappy? Are you referring to Odin?"

"He is the Allfather to us valkyries… so pappy." Sann tilted her head. "More amenable than the horror called Father, don't you think?" She said. "Can I call you Decaffeine?"

Justine blinked, surprised that this apparent stranger knew of her former Patron.
”Uh, sure," she answered, and now attempted removing herself from Sann’s hold to get a better look at her.
”May I ask your name in return?"

Sann allowed Justine to leave her grasp, but not before brushing her with her fluffy wings.

"Aww… no rebuke?" She said. "I am Sanngridr. Chosen of the Slain. Now cleaning that stupid simp puppy's mess." She said.

”If that is how you wish to call me, I see no need to rebuke it," Justine answered. In her old life, she would never have accepted a derisive nickname like Decaffeine, and would have struck the offender with her crimson nails. However, the girl no longer cared if she were to be called names. However, Sann’s own name was something that she did care about, especially the words after it was given.
”Wait, you don’t mean..."
She hesitated, before she asked:
”Do you know of someone named Reaver?"

"Meh." Sann said upon seeing Justine's passivity. "No fight at all."The Valkyrie said, before smirking. "We are intimate. Let's go for a small flight...Are those wings decorations, Decaf?"

Sann said, before taking off in a mighty flap, gently grabbing Justine by the hand.

”Wait-!" Justine attempted to protest, but Sann had already taken liftoff, bringing Justine up with her. By reflex, Justine also flapped her wings, and ascended up towards the upper area of the feast hall. Lily shouted down from below.

”Justine, where are you going? We got approval from Dan to go to sunnyside for practice!"

Justine bit her lip.
”I’ll see you there, I’ll just make a detour. Won’t be long, I promise!"

The two flew out of the building, and up into the sky. Justine endured the buffeting winds, as she wanted to learn more.

”Sanngridr, you seem to know much about me, yet I have never met you before. Are you an old adversary seeking revenge? I know I have made many enemies in my life of bloodstained servitude."

Sann just gave a slight evil chuckle, before lunging directly at Justine, her attack consisting… of a single playful nibble. "I am here to help you. Reaver was mad, but madness fades away."

Justine’s eyes widened, and she braced with her arm, only to lightly gasp as she realized Sann’s less-than-lethal intentions.

”Help me?"
Justine looked confused, and she slowly flew circles around Sann, trying to make sense of her riddle. It didn’t take her long to connect the dots.
”...Re-"

Sann didn't waste time. As soon as Justine was about to utter a single word, she pried off her own crown and slammed it into Justine's forehead, her own countenance becoming now wild and twitchy, but sealing the mental scrying Cradle agents were subject to.

"Oh come on, don't spill the beans so soon." She giggled, unhinged. "This should buy us time."

”Th-this is..."
The moment Justine was forcefully crowned, she felt the dampening effect of the headgear; it subdued her thoughts into an inner shell, surrounded by a void of static. It was unpleasant at first, evidenced by Justine’s pained expressions, but soon she learned to focus her thoughts and ignore the strange effect.
”They don’t know? That is...Impressive, I must admit."

"In a sense, I died. Nobody can take a red coin and a black coin at once. But it was a necessary thing. Odin agreed for a chance… but removed my prized spear and condemned me to a life of serving drinks to grabby vikings."

Sann just breathed."I was denied a fight with Penny. Now I have her close. It should be fun…" She licked her lips, her Destroyer getting the better off her.

"And it pains me to see you. You used to be confident in yourself. You shouldered strength for the sake of your loved ones, even if Odin told me about how noxious Father was." Sann said.

"He can see things many of us can. Even where Caroline is."

Justine nodded, having now understood the circumstances for Reaver’s own metamorphosis.
”So you’re set on fighting Penny...You must know how daunting of a task it is," she said, followed by averting her eyes as Sann pointed out her own change in personality.

”It was confidence, yes, but one born of crimson-hued insanity. That strength was only to cut a bloody swathe, all for the hunger of a beast with no fangs. I do not regret leaving Father, as he only held me back, like a bat on a leash."

Justine looked back at Sann...And her eyes widened. Her lips trembled, and she stuttered:
”H-How do you know about Caroline? Where is she? Where?"
She demanded, though to Sann it sounded more like half-masked pleading.

"It was nice. Refreshing even." Sann said. "Wouldn't you like to know huh? The Allfather, not that bargain copy you sucked up to… can see many things. For the right price that is."

"Even you could, with the black mirror… but it's not like your current master will allow you to keep it."

So this is where it ended up. Once, Justine was the one to offer a deal to Reaver, and while he refused at the time, the two enjoyed a non-equal relationship of pain. But now, the tables have turned, and she was the one to receive an offer, with her own sister as the bargaining chip.

Fate was evil.

However, she could not blame Sann, knowing that in an alternate world, she would have done the very same. She was a Mint agent, after all, and some habits die hard. That must have been why Sann singled her out from all the other guests, Justine thought.

”Name your price," she stated, trying to act more willfully. The stakes were too high for her to back down.

Sann sighed, showing a tired expression, before out of nowhere she bit her own arm.

"Whew." She said, controlling her impulse once more. "I am the middleman, but I figure lord Odin would deal in sacrifices or you becoming a follower. Or both. And about the Mint… Sonia is with them, so just… stay scarce." Sann said.

"Rest assured… I won't press you that much. A happy Justine and out of the way Justine is a factor less in the plans of the city."

Justine irked at the sight of Sann drawing blood from herself, reminding her of Reaver’s violent compulsions during the times they met, but it did not distract her from Sonia’s name being mentioned.
”So she survived...And if she’s with the Mint, it can only mean that she’s trying to find me...To bring me back to Father’s shadow, actually," she added, distraught by the realization.

Justine sighed as she listened to Sann’s surprisingly positive reasoning, finding it bizarre.
”Sanngridr...Thank you for sharing all this with me."

“Well, It seems that it was a waste for Sonia to die, so I took action. But the thing is… Cradle or Caroline. Cradle or Sonia. You can’t have both at the same time…Think carefully.”

It was then when Sann just smirked. “Oh yeah, that reminds me. Alibi.” She drew closer and closer to Justine…

Justine would have been surprised by Sann admitting to have rescued Sonia, but on retrospect realized the appeal her former maid and her stern personality had for a masochist.
”I understand..." Justine replied, followed by giving a worried look as Sann closed the distance between them.

”Umm, what are you doing…?"

Sann did not reply, instead she shot herself at Justine's face, planting a rather intense kiss on her mouth, all while grabbing her tightly with one hand, the other reaching for the crown. There needed to be at least a plausible explanation of the whole Cradle mind-probing not working for an amount of time.

If she was still Reaver, she would have enjoyed it more, but she mirthfully smiled as she adjusted the crown unto her once more.

”Mph!"

Justine did not expect Sann’s kiss, and by instinct bit the Valkyrie’s lower lip, failing to puncture it as she no longer had her razor-sharp fangs. The moment it was over, she spat and wiped her mouth with her sleeve, looking disgusted. Then she saw the crown back on Sann’s brow, and grit her teeth.

”Y-You should have warned me before doing that!"

"Was it good enough to blank out? I don't think Sann is a bad kisser…"

”I didn’t ask for a kiss in the first place!"
She turned away, the flapping of her wings now more frantic.
”So that’s how it felt to them when I collected them...” She mumbled to herself.
”...It sickens me."

She turned back to Sann.
”Well, you have your cover story now, I suppose. Anyway, it’s starting to get late, and I should be heading back to Lily.” She sighed, as she looked down the horizon, at the tropical islands.
.”I have a lot to think about now.”

"Aww I thought we could have a date in the sky. And liked blood and stuff…" Sann said. Was this the regal Justine?

She was just a dreg. Well, she did need help. To achieve her own path. And given that Penrose was just Penrose… It would make a lot of people.unhappy, and cause strife.

Justine shook her head.
”Sorry, but I don’t think I no longer...Fit your fancy for the macabre,” she said, seemingly reviled by her last words.
”Thank you for bringing me out on this...date. Goodbye.”
She turned, and flew away, heading towards warmer climates.

Sann just smiled. The seeds had been sown. Maybe she should bully Lily next? She smirked as she flew.

Training was good too. Mayhaps the kitty could help.
(Just before Dina contacted Sann).



With a cherry melody hummed to herself Viva would casually stroll into the feat hall. She had been elsewhere off on the island fulfilling some basic task from Mother. She had been intending on spending some time with the Witches she had seen earlier but seems that plan had to be discontinued.

Now however, she was free once again to tend to her own whims and wants. And her first desire was food. So upon entering the hall she went over to the buffet table and began to sample everything. She was showing at least a modicum of decorum, in that she was a clean eater while standing at the table, but that didn’t mean she wasn’t scarfing down more or less anything she laid her hands on.

For the first little bit she only really had eyes for the food in front of her, she was aware of other people nearby to the extent that she wouldn’t take a bite out of them. It wasn’t worth it to piss off the dolphin after all. It would take a bit of time for her to be cognizant of the other members of the gorgers gang. She recognized Hilaria, one never forgets someone of those curves, or one who gives a free meal.

Sann felt familiar, but Viva wouldn’t say she knew the girl. It was Will that caught her off guard, and led to her speaking up, after finishing her current morsel. “Will, fancy meeting you here” She would say happily. It would take a moment for her to more fully come out of the mentality of eating everything in front of her, but when she did she would notice the distance between Will and Sann and assume.

“Who’s your friend?” She would ask giving Sann a slow once over “She has wonderful.. plumage”

The boy looked with a weary expression, before answering. "A rotten bitch. My substitute." He said. "Also I am not Will, mother, but just something that resembles him. Will is dead and gone."

Few things could so quickly turn Viva’s thoughts to wanton slaughter as hearing that her son was dead. “I’m sorry” She would say her voice turning cold “What do you mean that Will is dead?” She would ask, smiling a smile that promised pain and suffering depending on the answer.

"My original…tried too hard. And got burnt while trying to reach the sun." He answered. He had few scarce moments left of existence. Death threats do not work on already dead people.

"And then…" Will was cut by Sann's finger who had turned from scarfing down food to the irritating doppelganger.

"Hush. Don't...spoil." The girl said eyeing Viva. "Hi. Glad you came."

And then she continued devouring the food.

Viva would turn her attention to Sann at that last little stunt. Eyes cold and clinical as they surveyed Will’s replacement. Her fingers twitched in muted reflex as she wanted to draw her revolver and vent some of her frustrations but held back from that action.

Instead she would return her attention to Will. Her body would contort as she shifted it around as much as she could within the confines of the holiday magic layered over her. Making her more resemble how she used to before becoming a magical. She would then draw Will into a hug.

“I’m sorry I wasn’t there to stop you from burning” She would say softly as she carded her fingers through his hair. She didn’t know if this will was a shade or a copy, or something else. But it held enough of her son to know who she was. It wouldn’t be enough, but family was important. So this sliver left deserved what comfort she could give.

Sann was left ignored. Viva didn’t know after all.

Will seemed to smile faintly, and let himself be comforted… until Sann stopped eating and raised slowly from her seat, before skipping a step and enveloping all three of them.

"Enough." She said, her voice filled with venom instead of her playful attitude. Her mouth showed a big, cruel smile… before planting a rather intense kiss on William.

William was left astonished, and in shock… and began to shake and tremble in Viva's arms… before vanishing and fading out, his ego crumbling at what the Valkyrie trainee did. "Disgust…" were his last words.

"Well, one thing off the bucket...list." Sann then would add. "But that was my cuddle place, you cheap copy." She whispered in a growl.

“That wasn’t very nice” Viva would say softly, turning her attention fully to Sann at last. There were still lingering cold notes to her voice, and a vengeful gleam in her eyes. There was also a fair amount of curiosity however, as Viva started to ponder over the few hints of intrigue lain out in front of her.

Her visage would shrink back to her normal proportions as she regarded the fallen valkyrie. “Is there something you know about what happened to my family that you're not telling me?” She would ask as she slid her arm around Sann’s waist. It was more a warning gesture than one of comfort. Skin to skin contact gave rise to such wonderful ways of inflicting pain for her after all.

Sann would just smile at Viva. "Odin is fond of creative punishments. I was told Cassandra was the name of the baby girl. Can I be the baby girl?" She whispered to Viva's ears, using her wings to give them privacy.

A hand would come up slowly as Viva reached to cup Sann’s face with her right hand. It was an intimate position for them to be in, arms around each other with wings shielding them from all others. The cold sharp look in Viva’s eyes really was the only thing betraying the actual tension that lay hidden between them.

Softly Viva would run her thumb across Sann’s cheek as she locked eyes with her. As she did so she would softly offer a prayer “Mother of mine I do beseech. I seek your guidance in this query. My kin is lost and I am weary. Place the answers within my reach. Your daughter asks of you this, as nothing more is a miss.” It was spoken with a revenant cadence, and the words would echo lightly as she spoke them.

Unseen from Sann’s perspective the scar on the back of Viva’s hand would twist ever so lightly as it came alive, the three slashes morphing into eyes, and with that a warmth would envelop Viva’s hand. But go no further.

“Oh honey” She would whisper softly, brokenly, the cold tone and vengeful gleam fading away as she took in Sann’s features once more. Without saying anything else she would embrace Sann more fully in the same embrace she had given Will a few moments ago. Her family wasn’t lost to her, but that didn’t mean they were not in need of comfort.

“You will always be my baby.” She would whisper back to Sann. “No matter what anyone does”

Sann just smiled, her broken mind a little giddy. "Just keep the secret. Especially from rotten others." she whispered as she snuggled. "Penny, chiefly. I live in Sanctuary now. I met a granny princess kitty."

“I won’t tell a soul” Viva would promise. “How is it living there these days?” She would ask a bit curious “I slept there while Penny was off for the few months that Penrose started crashing and burning.”

Another part of Viva grinned at this turn of events. Having an inside woman might make things easier for Viva and other concerned parties.

"Meh. Kinda dull. Lots of posturing. Lots of surveillance." Sann would pout slightly. "We have to part ways."

“So nothing really has changed” Viva would remark as she pulled away from Sann, sad but understanding. “Feel free to give me a call whenever” She would say a bit louder, shifting away from the hushed whispers they had shared.

Sann just grinned, as she flapped her wings. Too many looking eyes right now. She would have to crash at her place later.




The feast had been a mostly okay affair. There was enough drink and treats to keep unruly magical girls pacified, so Dina rested a bit at ease as she nursed the lashout from past events. Well, it had taken a while and things were settling down... Even Beacon seemed to be...keeping scuffles at bay.

She even had received a dream orb as gift, so that was a plus. She would need to carefully think how to use it, plus her Builder mentality told her not to dismiss as just a trinket.

Well, that was thinking too much. As it stood, It was bound to happen. Rachel flared up at seeing the Black Mirror. It was an apple of discord, sure. Dan wasn't doing anything. Well maybe that was for the better... was that Odin smiling? That old god surely had queer hobbies. Still, Lily had to answer, putting herself as champion of injustice.

Dina whispered. "Sorry Highness, Alicia, and Oros." She whispered, asking for forgivenes for altogether reasons, as she stepped up where the scuffle was.

"It's not yours to give or defend, Lily." Dina said, her stare penetrating. "Responsability of a dimension's fate shall be placed upon its patron or their retainers. It is not your call to engage in sanctioned duels with the dimension at stake. Return to your seat." She commanded with a jaded voice, as her presence and poise were mimicking that of a disgruntled ruling monarch.

"With that being said." Dina walked towards Rachel. "Please forgive the youth, they tend to speak their hearts into it, while not pondering wether there's truly wisdom in their words."

Her tail quivered so slightly.

"With that being said, I do dislike Keijo."

Slap

The gesture came out of nowhere, the hand striking Rachel's cheek to deliver a message, as the offending gloved that had appeared moments ago in Dina's hand fell to Rachel's feet.

"Pick it up. I shall be the champion of this dimension. The terms largely remain the same."




Meanwhile Umukamui had been enjoying her drinks, although rather awkwardly as being caught in Dan's dimension with a god staring at your breasts was not the best place for a Puchuu. In an uncharacteristic bout of surprise, she nearly choked on her drink when Lily made her outrageous claim, and decided to show her displeasure by allowing to show outward emotion by glaring daggers at the offending magical girl.

What a disaster. I don't know who is worse. Lily or Sakura.




Sakura for his most part, had been nursing his wounds, and had tried to shift towards Emily once more, while avoiding the busty but definitely dangerous girls in the party. One could take so many hits before deciding that lust could be their end. "Hi Em... Whatchu got? Mine's some sort... of travel buddy?" He asked, pretending than nothing had happened.

Was that the neko hag challenging Rachel?

Nope, definitely nope, not his business.




Sann meanwhile had decided to start a competition to out-eat Hilaria. It was proving to be challenging. Her clones had all vanished in a poof, except for someone who had been modified.

"You'll choke, Cass." William said. "But maybe that's what you deserve, for being a thot."

Sann just ignored the buzzkill. Also, wasn't Viva supposed to be around? Why would she not pick this perp? It was probably more newbie valkyrie hazing, wasn't it.




Odin.

Odin just smiled.

@BrokenPromise

Dina squinted ever so slightly, her ears and tails twitching at the events unfolding before her. In her short time serving the lesser force known as Dan, she had grown wiser to the pseudo dolphin’s words. When he insisted on solving a situation… Well, it was like giving a chainsaw to a kid.

It could solve the situation, or make it go horribly. Seeing as the cluster headache receded somewhat, it might have been the first case, but she could not bank entirely on that. She had to promptly cut short a peaceful interaction with one of the most hostile factions towards monster girls for a reason.

The ticking timebomb that was Oros and Penny interacting. She didn’t get much of the details… but if she really wanted the Sanctuary be a safe place, she really did need to reduce the number of enemies. Strength was fine, that was the reason why she had recruited that bird-brained valkyrie girl, but a smooth talk could go some ways.

Besides, she wanted to ask Oros about why she had chosen to reveal a Dan tool at this moment… while serving under another master. Without much mediation, she thanked the Yeti and dismissed him so he could be with his family, before taking fast but elegant strides on the snow towards Oros.

Despite looking like a clown, she was fast. She needed to keep her going all over the place.

“Miss Oros.” She greeted.

Oros slowed her jog to a walk, and then stood still. “Am I in another collab?” she growled. “Shit! How many of these things are you going to sign me up for? it’s not even an event that can make money!” After screaming at no one, Oros turned to look at Dina. Despite her outburst 2.34 seconds ago, she seemed fine now. “Oh hi Dina!” She gave a little wave. “I was just about to go ice skating. Why do I get the impression you’re not here to join me?”

Dina offered a somewhat incredulous look at Oros, before picking carefully her next words. “As much as I like skating like any northern lady, you are right.” She added. “I was trying to greet some people and get a good rapport, and the next thing I know is Dan *intervention*” She said.

“Now you might think, why should I not greet Penny or the others, but I can only extinguish one flame at a time.” She began to sound very tired. “And I lost the cradle girl around somewhere, she did look in more trouble.”

“What did really happen?” She asked.

Oros laughed. “Did you get into the ale, Dina? They didn’t lace the trees with catnip, did they?” The clown folded her arms. “Yes, Dan did show up just in time to prevent me from putting Penny in her place. But what does this have to do with you greeting Penny? What’s it got to do with you putting out fires? And what cradle girl are you talking about? There’s Mommy Goth, Christmas Tree El, Silly Silly, Baleful Bitty, and short stack Tit-Rad. You can’t just say ‘cradle girl’ and expect me to know what you’re talking about.”

“That’s… not of your concern.” Dina admitted bitterly that she had indulged a little too much. “I meant Eliza.” The cat girl elaborated further. “Could you just try… and not be the main star of the show for a while? I already got my hands full, and that bird-brained new vassal is not helping either, what with bringing Odin here.”

“I don’t really like long talks, but fine. If you’re going to be all passive aggressive about it, might as well drag this out. ” Oros bit one of her fingers. “This might shock you, but I was content to just get hit by snowballs for a while. I did want things between El and I to work out. But this is Penrose, and magical girls can’t go ten seconds without indulging their fetishes. Turns out Baby is into bondage or some shit. So once she tied up El, I pulled out the big guns.” Oros waved around her remote. “Now this upset Baby, who demanded that I apologize. I didn’t really care, but at this point El’s mood had been totally soured, and she wasn’t even up for a keijo match with all of us. It was a pretty shitty situation, wasn’t it? My date had been ruined, and the person who did it was demanding that I apologize.” The clown let out a slow exhale. “But I kind of connected with Baby, you know? She’s lewd, I’m lewd, so I figured she’d enjoy a kiss of the french variety. But I guess she was Benny’s girl, so her robot girlfriend jolt countered me without jolting or even countering me. Quite impressive. I didn’t even retaliate before Dan showed up. But that was probably because I wasn’t in that collab. I mean I was and I wasn’t. Like the collab happened at me, but-” Oros sighed. “Yea, I’m really going to need the grand magistrate to explain that one, because I can’t fuckin’ do it.” With a huff, she looked back at Dina. “So yea, Baby and Benny set out to ruin my date, succeeded, and then I was told on two different occasions to apologize for what I had done. So you’ll have to forgive me if I don’t presently have any empathy for the shit you’re going through, because I’m fresh out of fucks to give.” She narrowed her eyes. “Metaphorical ones, at least.”

Dina’s gaze kept staring at Oros during the tirade about the whole thing. Yes, it did seem like something that would have made Dan flail around in panic. She exhaled for a second, before eyeing Oros. “I see... I take Eliza was your date, then.” She added, before averting her gaze.

She was having second thoughts. Or third thoughts. “Children, all of them. Including that rude manling I ordered to be launched at the ice rink.” She paused. “Well then, I will try to make it up to you. Your date was Eliza, correct? Do you need some assistance to set her up in a quiet place so nobody else can disturb the both of you?”

“El is her own woman. If she had any use for me, she would have stuck around. This isn’t the first time she walked out on me anyway.” Oros looked at her wrist, then back at Dina. “You done? You made it sound like you were really busy or some shit just a few minutes ago.”

“I’m just tired.” Dina confessed. “This party has been more of a chore than a party.” She paused. “I was in the middle of trying to not make Beacon even more insane. You showed me how this can end, and it’s not pretty.” Her ears twitched. She couldn’t believe what she was thinking.

“An eye for an eye.” She said. “A date for a date. I could escort you for the remainder of the evening, for all the troubles… my colleagues have caused. Even if Penny won’t like it.”

“Well now, Pissing off Penny and walking around with a breadboard does sound like a fantastic evening.” She rubbed her chin with a devious smile. “Then again, I kind of like having my bachelor status.” After staring off in thought for a bit, the corners of Oros’s lips dropped. “You know Dina, this would be a lot easier if you just explained why you felt like you personally had to make up for the shiftiness of three other people you’re just vaguely related to.”

“One of them is my Queen, the other of them is my Patron, and clearly my counselling has failed. I’m the Regent of Penrose and one of Dan’s girls. A vassal has to make up for the lord’s shortcomings.” Dina said. “I’m also in my cups, no one has tried to approach me, that idiot Sann is bothering everyone, there’s a norse god and an abomination in the party and Dan is dimmer than a candle made of ink. I need an outlet.”

“Yea, you do sound like you need an out.” Oros tapped her foot. “In that case, sure, maybe later.” Oros continued to walk towards the ice skating destination. “Once I wrap up the other activities, I’ll swing by the feasting hall and we can play a few rounds of Keijo.” She waved to Dina before walking away. “Wear a two-piece, please.”

“I...don’t mesh well with Keijo. I sent your other self into the concrete benches.” Dina admitted. “But I shall comply.” She added. “For the sake … of happiness, I guess.” She said, before taking her own way out of the racing goal.

She’d want to avoid the skating rink, and probably keep an eye out on Sann and Beacon.
@FamishedPants@Ariamis@BrokenPromise
Sakura raised an eyebrow at Emily's reaction. It wasn't entirely expected, not entirely unexpected. He then shrugged at Emily's outburst and decided he was going to wait to see if things would calm themselves down. Maybe talk to one of the other beauties...

And they were gone. The weird dream-ojou-chan and Penny did remain, but those...were more of an acquired taste.

He'd have to chase Emily down, in the end. So he readied himself to chase Emily for the time being. Just to be sure she didn't do anything rash.



@Flamelord
Dina offered a weak smile. "It used to be part of the education back in my day. I haven't done it in a while..." She trailed, as she offered a soft smile at Kimble's prompt.

However, all the socializing went down the drain when Dina's was assaulted by a cluster headache. She could feel her Power of Friendship flaring, as she staggered outside, and bore witness to the sad truth of this party. Forcing people to be happy... sometimes had unintended consequences.

"Sorry." She weakly said, as she paced towards the biggest sources of it all. "Dan, what have you done..." She uttered.

One of said sources was now gone, was it the girl of the Cradle?

Oros and Penny had seemed to fight it out it seems. Not even a christmas truce could set those two apart. Dan's actions did not help. This one was within reach, but not for long due to the race.

And what was more worrying, there was apparently a lot of unchecked Sanngridr clones running around. Things did never end it seems.




Odin's host had seen better days. Reginleif shook her head at seeing the... sloppy performance of the entourage. Odin was well in his cups, being one of the few who actually drunk the mead. The Finn valkyrie, Ranndgridr, had defected and was inside a half emptied barel of glögg, drowning in pleasure. She had thought to call Kara, but the stormy germanic shieldmaiden was too busy being a stage sensation.

And Sann... the less she talked about it, the better. She loathed this. There weren't even any worthy warrior left that piqued her interest, just dregs. And all children.

She considered beseeching to leave to master Odin... but the Wise God just got up and in a huff, ticked by something. Well, far from her to stop the Allfather.

"How dull." She said, casually hovering around outside, and seeing a cluster of Sann's... duplicates. Typical. Use a clone power, and then leave them aimless. She grabbed one of said copies by the nape of the neck, and took her to a secluded location. Such a waste of clones, maybe they were useful for something.

An idea was concocted, and the eldest valkyrie sculpted something out of Sanngridr's magical copy in privacy, far from everyone's eyes (including all kinds of scrying, she had a power comparable to a lesser force). A throwback to the past.

"Wake up, Will. Your existence is fleeting, crafted from an echo of an echo, but if you serve me well, I shall see you might return." Reginleif said to the teenage boy.

The ghost of the past stood silent for a good while, before answering. "Damn thots. I refuse."

"Oh? So you want to disappear just because you don't want to obey me?"

"I'd rather not exist any longer. Magical girls are just magical thots. Existence is pain."

"Oh is it?" The valkyrie let a sadistic grin, as she waved her arm. "Very well, show me. Go and try have fun. Find people. Talk to them. And then perish at the end of the party." Reginleif said, as she left the boy named William amidst a secluded location. She had to get her own sort of entertainament after all.



@Ariamis
The might of Gungnir was a sight to behold. There wasn't anything that could escape its throw. So, when the lesser force known as Dan tried to move elsewhere, it did follow suit, and hit the Dolphin creature flat on its face. Good thing Odin was one for etiquette, and had decided to turn Gungnir into a beach ball full of runes.

"I'm disappointed in you, Dan." The allfather said, his cheeks red. "What's with that kind of interference. No party is a good party without a little scrap." Odin himself said. "Happiness is but one part of human nature, and if you force it like you try to milk a cow, you will end up ruining everything."




Dina ran as fast as her clothes allowed her to do so. Probably Oros was in the race, and Eliza was out of reach, and there was a third source in the distance. She couldn't make it to all of them in time. She was part a cat but still pretty much not a cheetah in terms of running.

"I suppose I need some help. Come forth, Chuchuna!" She said, as she summoned the yeti creature once more. It was wearing a christmas themed scarf, due to the magic of this place affecting the summon. The creature's eyes expected Dina's orders. "We need your stride to go swift through the snow."

She had decided to go after Oros, being the most cost-effective target at this point... only to be stopped by a voice.

"Oi, Neko-chan, you're not using that freak in here, aren't you?"

It was a girlish boy, whose appearance belied a crude tongue and standoffish behaviour.

"It's a yeti. Not a freak." Her gaze sharply chastised Sakura.

"Whatever, neko-chan. Look, I have no time for little girl games. Have you seen a flustered fire girl running like crazy around."

Dina's gaze sharpened. "No. And I'm not a little girl, yaponski *boy*." She answered back, her mood becoming fouler by the second.

"Boy? I'm older than you, Russian Neko!" Sakura said, wasting even more time.

"Older than a hundred years old? I doubt it." Dina said, almost hissing as her pupils became slits due to anger.

"I'm still 65, you neko-hag!" Sakura protested. "Show some respect!".

That was it. The pain. The drinks. The stress. "Chuchuna, please slap this gentleman all the way to the ice rink."

"See, neko-hag, you can do if you t-- wait a sec..." The crude boy was cut short as the giant meaty paw of the Yeti did as instructed, sending the still lightweight boy flying like a shooting star towards the ice rink.

"...fuuuuck you, biiitch!" He yelled, his words even having a short of doppler effect. The Stray Empress concentrated once more, fashioning a snowboard for the yeti.

"Now, give chase to Oros, Chuchuna... I need to defuse a situation."

And so, Dina and the snowboarding Yeti joined the race. For different reasons.




Meanwhile, the Sanngridr copies had gone steadily out of control. While some of them were happy with pelting people with people airborne, a few had gone already off script and were eating sloppily foodstuff, stealing people's drinks and being a nuisance in general.

There was one who had decided to run around naked despite the snowy setting.



William looked at the eerie sky, and shuddered. Only a couple of hours of existence left, what could he do, amidst the chaos? He just stood there, idly.

Maybe he'd be spared of the brunt of conversation with these ranbunctious women.

??????


The alien sky shifted and cracked, as the evil presence had been made known. It was something that should not be, an impossible existence in an equally impossible place, and at the worst possible moment.

The gods must have hated her. Well, most of them, Diana surmised, as she struggled at the conceptual chains that tied her to the walls of a castle built with imagination and mortar, inside a dimension that was supposed to be where Melanie's sould should have been. The creation of such space was one boon she had been granted, alongside the curse of being possessed easily.

The spirit in control of this place was indeed relentless, but his drive evoked mixed feelings in the witch. A giant television, suspended levitating in the sky was showing Diana what the body of Melanie was currently seeing. A situation quickly devolving.

"It never changes, does it? Even if people die. Teenages. Emotions. Selfishness versus clinginess. It's ugly yet fascinating to watch. Like squishing a zit." The ethereal form of Diana's captor made himself clear, as its transparent being circled around. "But we're ... straying off track."

"Rend the fatebreakers." An echo of hatred was heard, the words of the angry god that had managed to control Lightbringer. Diana let a despondent sigh upon hearing.

"And look what good did that to you." The witch said.

"It's a sad story, isn't it? We all are tools of the gods in the end." Celestine added, hovering face to face with Diana. "Still, it's gonna be one hell of a bang. I shall use this... kind of wrong being to capture and deploy powers of sinners like you, against Andras, Vernon, Ciel...Luigi. It's gonna be one hell of a blast."

Diana gritted her teeth, and tried to focus her magic, to no avail. "Guess this space is under your entire control."

"That it is." Celestine said.

Diana's eyes narrowed."You are not under the control of the god any longer."

"Correct." Celestine said, smirking. "It took you long enough, but then again, messing with you is always a pleasure."

"When?" Diana. "When did you find out?"

"A while ago. But to be fair... the alternatives are not that palatable. I either fade out. Do a last fight out of spite or..."

"Cheat death." Diana said.

"Well, this space doesn't abide by normal rules. Neither do you." Celestine said. "It's a pity Dmitry isn't here. He would have made a better story. Triumphal return of the hero. All of that, you know?"

"You would... ask for your brother to be resurrected?" Diana gasped slightly. "I thought you were beyond attachment." The witch said, as the shackles were undone.

"Well, duh. I did love my father. And there's your issue. It's not... impossible for me." Celestine said, as his ethereal figure carried the witch to the ground on his arms. "Still, knowing what I know... He'd be a lousy choice. He can't do trickery that well."

Diana's eyebrows were raised. "...Somehow I think it used to be your case."

"Don't ruin the moment, Bellissima." Celestine said. "Plus... don't you want to actually pull a prank on those death gods? Bet that one that clings to you... will be appalled."

Diana. "You're the worst. Fine. I shall do the deed. But you're not getting the money and inheritance back." The witch finished.

"Heh, money-grubber." Celestine smirked.




Meredith was fuming, as she moved towards the obstacle that had to be removed. Some fool was in her way and...

That was Wolf. He was in the middle, taking the brunt of her attack for that scum. She immediatedly dialed back, as she jumped back.

"Do you want to die, Wolf?" Mer said, stammering. But the suicidal knight had achieved what others could not. Reign Mer's sanity back.

"He did this to my date! That little manling!" She huffed and puffed, but her aura was flaring down.

It was then when a new presence was known, as he swaggered with style and pride.


He winked at Luigi, as he went past him. "That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die." The figure said. "Luigi... you look like shit. Your date is shit too."

"Wha..."

"Blame the bellissima. And the cat hoarder. It was their fault I recovered from a bad case of the deads. Now, now... the party is ending, there's no need for violence. It should be a dull, stupid affair at this moment." Celestine said, eyeing Marty.

"So you're leftover powers guy. Nice to meet you. But as senior in charge of healthcare of these lot, I must advise against deploying powers to flail people out of their flesh. It's awful. I mean, look at tin guy. He's dripping all over. I think i saw people fainting."

From the distance, the vacant stare of Melanie, who was holding a very drained Diana on her arms, was watching the scene. "This might be a terrible idea... but who am I kidding... he rubbed this kind of stuff onto me."

@FamishedPants@Ariamis
Once again, Darkness was Sakura's old Friend. Half mauled, he felt a presence trying to pick him up. Had his beloved eventually found out and came back for him? Well, that was a good thing. Now he had a proper... albeit effeminate body. He could give Yui all the affection it was. In his half grogged state he rose up to Yui's face and gave her a long sweet kiss.

However, once more, it was not to be, as his consciousness settled in, he had found out he was kissing someone else.

Oh good, it wasn't that annoying Oreo Lion, it was a girl this time. Maybe the saucy CPR lady from before.

And kinda familiar.

Emily? Yes it was Emily. Well, she wasn't Yui, but that was still...

It was then when he jolted backwards, looking at the disaster he had just invoked.

He had just kissed Emily.

"Oh, Hi Emily...thanks for the save...I guess?" He added.

He wanted to be dead for real now.



@Flamelord
Oblivious to the chaos outside, Dina had sang her song and had exited the scenario. Most of the activities these youths did kept her baffled, but she had to try and make an effort. Odin's servants were being increasingly difficult to politely avoid at this point, even if the old man was... just doing his stuff, she guessed.

It was then when she decided to make a daring escape forward, before adressing the... Beacon members present. Well, this was a christmas truce after all. And Penny was out doing Penny things.

"Hi, Alicia." She said, addressing her. There were mixed feelings about this one, she could feel it. She would address Fan Fan, but then again, they had been much close and personal before to just be that friendly.
@supertinyking

Meredith was trying to rein herself, repeating mentally the mantra of the last weeks, as she waited for Luigi. She... had a thing about rejection, and could not believe Luigi had stood up her. She refused to believe the boy who had chose to change his appeareance to be more bearable, and to ignore the school gaps had abandoned her so.

Tiny by tiny the gears on her mind drew, as the ... manchild of St Laurel's, her fellow student, made those smug remarks. She had heard such before, in the hands of a boy-girl... who was ten times the danger of this one, and even then, she could break that one.

Turns out, the wait proved her right. Now right there, stood the boy who had not minded her, incredibly broken and maimed, but still alive and wheezing. Her heart sank a little. How could she not.

She had been a very bad girl. She had tried to kill people, but this petty little man was no better. She smiled candidly at Luigi, drawing a tender hand across her cheek.

"Oh, it's not a bother at all..." She smiled. "It must have been tiring to keep up to my standards. But we made through the party." She said. "Still,you're...in no state of dress. Please go get changed." She said, dismissing Luigi as she walked up to Marty, her smile still graceful. She walked slowly towards marty, the incompetent bully witch nowhere was to be found. Prbably busy laughing to herself.

"Looks like he could pull yourself together, Marty." She said.

"What about you?"

The demonic energies within Meredith flared once more, like the hellfire that sustained her half-demonic life. She had always tried to reconcile her aberrant cravings with a normal lifestyle, and now that she was about to succeed... by leaving her first friend... alone and finding a boyfriend, something happened. Something always happened.

She didn't care about getting expelled. Not any longer.

"How dare you do that to my man." She said. "Hell hath no fury..." She then dashed at Marty, claws at the ready, exuding a pulse of demonic energy so intense anything who got to her would surely get burnt.

She didn't even notice Wolf was near hear. That probably was a first.




Diana for the most part had gotten her bearings, and given that the party had not ended entirely horribly she was somewhat...sorrowful, but not despaired.

And then she realized she had spoken too soon, as that half-succubus had given to her temper again. Well, normally this wasn't the business of hers, but Meredith could be pretty dangerous if provoked, she knew that first hand. A shadow towered her.

"Rowdy individuals may be quenched with riot foam." Said the...tone of Melanie. "You may acquire as such inside my space."

Riot Foam? It wouldn't stop her, but definitely would help Diana weather the tide before the binding of Meredith could be done properly. Grimacing, she crossed the threshold...

"Will you walk into my parlour?" said a spider to a fly;
'Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy."


A familiar voice greeted her. The missing soul...had been there all along.

"Hello Bellissima. Mind if you take the role of the princess inside the castle? Compliance is not required." said the ghost of Celestine, as Diana cursed under her breath.
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