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Artifex and the journey to Kylsar


The oceans teemed with life around Artifex as the god stomped across the sea floor. After it had cast its former kin to the winds it had seen a perfect place to begin again. Islands full of a vast number of squalid swamps. It was the perfect place for insect kind to swarm and multiply. But first it had to push through the seemingly endless salty sea. It was antithesis to the god of insects, a toxic realm where one might grow, but surely, the god thought, it was not a place anything like him could live.

Yet no sooner had Artifex than had thought that he slowed to a halt on the seafloor and placed a hand to their chin contemplatively. For an age he stood and thought, simply part of the stone floor, until he drew the curiosity of a sea serpent. The great wyrm of the sea dove down towards the foolish intruder into it’s territory, and in an instant snatched the god from the ground, for though the god was large the serpent was truly enormous, a titan of its kind. Artifex was utterly shocked by this event. Him. a god. Assailed. Though the jaws of the beast could not hope to crush his divine chitinous exterior and its flailing him against great stones could not smash him the snake refused to let go. When the god regained his wits he raised his fist to obliterate it from existence, and then paused, having an idea. Here, he thought, was an opportunity. A challenge. A test. With a snap of his fingers a hundred massive aquatic insects were made with only one goal in their minds. To slay the titan of the sea and free their progenitor.

The swarm threw itself at the serpent, only to be annihilated by its might. The god snapped his fingers again and the dead rose and took on new forms while the serpent's wounds were healed. The creatures took on the forms of great diving beetles, bizarre aquatic moths, nymphs of every shape and size and other insects besides. They hurled themselves at the beast only to be beaten back again and again until, at last, one found victory.

Humble Oceants, who’s workers were the size of tuna fish, where ants that had the tails of fish and fins on their forelimbs that allowed them to launch themselves from the seafloor at high speed they spawned upon. The workers swarmed the serpent with greater coordination than the other forms had shown. They had learned through death and rebirth,learned how the titan of the sea moved, how it fought, where it was vulnerable and now the workers swarmed the serpent as one mass while deftly avoiding its blows. At last, together, they ended its life. Then they tore into its body stripping flesh from bone and devouring it greedily in their first great feast leaving only bones behind.

Artifex prided himself from the jawbones of the sea serpent, proud of his creations' success. And yet, so many had died to bring down the beast, their shattered bodies littering the ocean floor. As he raised them once more he knew they would need a way to be replaced if the species wishes to flourish. He placed his hand against the sea serpent's skull and turned it to chitin covering flesh. Chiten burst from the back of the skull, absorbing the serpent’s body until the former enemy became the Oceant’s new queen. The workers clustered around their new queen defensively and reverently as her pheromones flooded the water, confusing nearby fish and making them easy prey for the worker ants.

”Good. Now come.” the god commanded and continued his march. The swarm of ants swam or crawled along beside him and the queen as she lumbered her way through the ocean towards the shores of the Kylsar isles.

Together they ascended the sandy banks of its shallows, passing though the new coastal ecosystem that had sprouted up since Artifex entered the sea. The Oceants spread out, beginning to hunt and forage within the rich waters while their queen sought out somewhere to dig and build her hive. Artifex meanwhile ascended still further onto dry land. Or, well, wet land.
Swamps and marshes flooded much of the islands and where the wetland did not dominate rocky crags could be found, including two great curved stones like horns or mandibles erupting from the earth. Others might have seen a miserable wasteland, but Artifax saw only potential for insect life to thrive. Indeed, some of the shattered remnants of bug kind were already found, with small nests of termites infesting some of the waterlogged trees growing in the mash. In the distance he could also see ants and bees nesting in the drier regions while wasps prayed on them all. It was a crude and poor excuse for an insectile ecosystem in Artifex’s opinion, and so as a result he spent some time squatting in the bog and improving upon it.

In the water he spawned a host of nymphs and caterpillars that fed on the submerged plant matter and each other until they pupate and took to the mist filled skies. In rapid order the swamp was infested with insect life. Dragonflies, moths and lacewings buzzed and fluttered around him. Water striders skimmed across the surface while below water beetles and other fully aquatic bugs competed with the nymphs for resources. Then across the spined forests he created beetles, grasshoppers and other terrestrial bugs.

And, of course, everywhere there were flies. Omnivorous, adaptable and a tasty snack for any carnivorous bug.

Satisfied with the ecosystem of small insects Artifiex decided to take a break and check on his Oceans, only to find them locked in a constant battle with the tides. The Oceans had borrowed and build their castles in the sand, but the endless ebb and flow wore them down, forcing constant construction work that was preventing the hive from growing or expanding.Artifex watched them thoughtfully for a while and then made a slight adjustment to his creation by letting them make natural cement from heir saliva, which they could use in combination with sand and gravel to make crude concrete and mortar to fortify their coastal hives.

Under Artifex’s watchful eye and armed with their new talent a dome of sand and stone was erected upon the coast of one of the greater Kylsar islands. It hugged the shore, its top going in and out of the water as the tides rose and fell, keeping it and the precious eggs, grubs and their great mother safe from the beasts that could roam the deeper waters. The Oceants ranged out from this base, overwhelming the ocean’s many species with their numbers and dragging their butchered carcasses back to the hive for consumption by the young, particularly the young princess that the queen at least felt secure enough to spawn.

Artifex, satisfied with their progress turned his attention back to the islands and decided to add some larger creatures to his burgeoning echo system. To the waters he added giant scorpilurkur ambush predators, stealthy tree devouring Mud Creepers, and heavily armored bloodsucking Hexonaughts.

To the surface he added caterpillars that could grow as big as bison, nimble Madhoppers and stealthy treeinsects who grazed upon the terrestrial foliage. The madhooppers, true to their name, could enter a berserker state when threatened or starving, but for the most part rely on evasion and speed to stay clear of predators. Tree insects resembled the thorny trees upon which they feast and only use their wicked claws for self defense or to ambush anyone approaching their broods. Finally the caterpillars, prey to almost everything, would eventual pupate into Cloud Moths, elephant sized fliers covered in silky fluff capable of traveling from island to island in search of their rare mates and the choicest grazing spots.

Hunting them where the armored omnivorous Drake Beetle and the terrifying acid spitting Hydra fly

Once he had finished adding to the ecosystem Artifex sat down atop a small hill to watch his additions to the ecosystem play out in perfect harmony. Initial results were pleasing to the god up until Artifex saw a swarm of Oceants launch themselves out of the water at a passing Hydra Fly. The aerial apex predator of the swamp gnashed at them with its many heads, but it was no match for the sheer numbers of Oceants now flooding up into the swamps. Through sheet weight of bodies they brought it down and then began to tear into it and everything around, the tide of black shelled raiders ravaging the carefully built ecosystem where none of the monsters of the ocean could keep them in check.

”No No No” Artifiex said as he stood and moved to shoo the ants away ”Back to the ocean with you. This place was not made for you”

The ants paused their invasion with confusion. Surely this was what they were made to do, they seemed to ask as they milled around indecisively, gradually pushed back by the gods rather gentle insistence. It was not their fault after all, Artifex thought, he simply had failed to clarify and enforce their place in his designs. Eventually Artifex pushed the Oceants back into the sea and paused on the beaches of the island.

”Hmmm. You need to stay wet inorder to breathe. And you cannot use freshwater to do so. Freshwater will, in fact, be painful to you in-order to ensure you know not to go in there.” He told the Oceants, and so this was the case.

”There. Now all things are in order.” Artifex declared. He had done what he intended to do and the island teemed with insect life. Without a second though he dissipated into a cloud of bugs, which flew in all directions seeking a new place where the god could set to work.

The Oceants, denied the ability to spread inland, instead spread outwards, establishing more hives on the shores of the many islands and then, after scouts discovered more land to the west, sent out colonizing parties towards the larger continents of the world.

The Black tide would spread, grow and devour all it could till the Galbar’s oceans were all theirs.





The Koopa Troop

wordcount: 3181(+3) (+15 encounter exp)
Bowser: Level 6 EXP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (50/60)
Bowser Jr: Level 5 EXP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// (36/50)
Kamek: Level 5 EXP: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////(43/50)
Location: Gneidxick‘s Casino
Blazermate and Queen Sectonia
Level 6 - (13/60) +3
Level 1 - (9/10) +3
Location: Guild Hall/Casino



Artifex, and the legend of the first bug


At first there was an ant. Just one. None could say where it had come from, but ants do have a tendency to get anywhere and everywhere if you let them. And so because no one had decided to ant proof existence yet here it was. This particular ant found itself in a sea of green in the shade of the greatest tree in existence.

Now ants are simple things, and are not known for their great wisdom or intelligence, but this ant did know two things. First, that it was utterly alone and second, that this should not be the case.

And so it wasn't.

The lifeblood bubbled, simmered and then boiled across the realm of nature, forming first into more ants and then into all other insects in the blink of an eye. Bees, bettles, butterflies and more burst into existence and then tumbled to the ground as the roiling sea of lifeblood washed out from the ant and over the land that the Tree of Genesis had blessed. Insect kind shared a singular brief beautiful glorious moment of unity as they marveled at their suden miraculous genesis before they immediately turned on one-another and began competing for resources in a deadly war for dominance and survival.

Only a few retained a fraction of the first unity. Greatest among them were the ants, who together built their home at the base of the greatest tree, digging tunnels around its roots where they tended to gardens of mushrooms, raised their young and sent out foraging parties. Out in the wilds they found the termites who gnawed at the flesh of lesser trees. The ants were abhorred by this sacreligious destruction of the genesis tree’s lesser kin and so the first war began.

As below, so to did this story play out above as bee found the wasps and in so doing began the war of a thousand stings. Soon these conflicts spilled over into one-another and the land and skies around the Tree of Genesis were filled with death as millions of slaughtered each other in battle after battle, much to the first ant’s dismay. All it had wanted was to not be alone. It had not wanted this, this death, this destruction, this misery and torment such as bugs could know such things. Aging and decrepit it raced to the center of a battle where the four sides were all locked in eternal struggle beneath the great tree and cried out for peace. Had they not all once been one, it cried, had they not all once had unity. Where they are not the last vestiges of civilised bugs. Could they not all work together to build their homes and shelters instead of tearing each other apart!

Miraculously, they did. For just long enough to tare the first ant to bits instead. Truly, it seemed , nothing would bring the bugs together once more and yet, from that death, from the death of the first ant, nay, the first bug, something bloomed in defiance of all that had been wrought.

They met in secret for the first time on that very day. The first council of bugs made of those who had seen, or heard, of the first ant’s death and saw not the death of a fool, but the martyrdom of a hero! Ants wasps, bees and termites. Workers, soldiers, princes and princesses. All came in defiance of their kind to build something in the first ant’s name.

But what they asked, could they do together to honor their memory.

They could build a home in secret where all could live in harmony! And yet all new that they would never be able to hide forever.

They could fight in the name of all bug kind. And yet then they would only be another side in the war. Small, hated, and soon crushed.

What then could be done? All they could do was remember, and, perhaps, spread the word. Spread the first ant’s vision so that others may know of it and join the bugs of unity.

Soon carvings began to appear across the realm, then small statues of splinter and grass. Then, as their numbers grew they too grew bolder, carving greater works until their number grew so great and their members so proud that they swarmed together one day on the site of the first bugs death, forging a monument that towered over all. A titan of stone, an embellished image of the martyr with the face of an ant, great horns like the jaws of a termite, the eyes of a wasp and the wings of a bee.

Look, the bugs of unity cried, look upon the statue of a hero and witness what their vision can achieve! Come to us, they cried as every one of their kind gathered around the statue. Come they did by the thousands and yet even as their ranks swelled the angry and hateful bugs drew closer, come to tare down the first bug once more.

They died there, fighting side by side. Ant beside termite, bee beside wasp. They died in droves, sure that they were right, sure that the first bug fought with them and that sure they would survive, sure that this time it would be different, and yet die they did, til the final bug drew its last breath, the name of its hero on its manables as it fell.

And when that last bug fell the armies that had slain them, the armies of ant, wasp, bee and termite, continued to fight one-another, trampling the corpses of the bugs of unity as their endless war raged on over the stone body of the one who had tried to unite tuem.

And then the statue opened its eyes. With eyes full of contempt it gazed down upon the murderous bugs and said, ”If division is all you desire, then division is all you shall have”

With a wave of one of its colossal hand ants ceased being simply ants. They become fire ants, leaf cutter ants, black ants, brown ants and so many other kinds of ants. So to where the termites, wasps and bees sundered, becoming a thousand species of insect where but a moment ago they had been four. The bugs recoiled as friends suddenly became foreign creatures worthy of hat. Then with a wave of his other hand the giant bug sent the insects to the for winds, scattering them across the world so that their wars many never ravage the Tree of Genisis’s lands to such a scale ever again.

The first bug, joined now in perfect unity with a billion faithful souls, looked out upon what remained of the battlefields of and ruins of now abandoned super hives. It sharply raised one of its massive forearms skywards in a fist pump, causing stone cubes to rise from the earth, and then thrust its final unused arm forwards, shattering stone and revealing a field of statues commemorating the fallen who had given their lives in the name of peace and unity.

Finally, it was done. The great bug rested its arms by its side and looked up at the Tree of Genesis that had towered above all this time. Now they, like it, were a god.

”We… I am Artifex,” the construct told the tree, before giving the colossus of nature a polite bow, ”You have borne witness to my fist folly, but know that this time, this time things will be different.”




the Beast Pen's arena, being Colosseum, defiantly has a roman style bath house attached to it for post training rinsing and relaxation
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EDIT:
Nevermind, i was being a dumb.


What was it. What did you say? I still got the mention and it's taunting me.


“Well then. That was highly alarming.“ Kaldora said to herself after Chuunitrixx decided to leave their conversation. She stood there for a few more moments with a hand on her temple before taking a deep breath, steadying her emotions and set off for the Beast Pens at a brisk walking pace.




“Ever so sorry about the delay my Darlings” Kaldora apologized to Zouyu and her vampiric kin once she arrived. “I was having a conversation with Chuunitrixx and, well, I’m sorry to say that things look like the times will getting a tad more interesting than they already are”

Kaldora then proceeded to quickly describe the conversation she had had, where the Mimic had attempted to convince her to secretly form a police force consisting of Sun200’s vampires and her own mimics that would keep the peace. Kaldora aired this without opinion and without the attached insult that they would be paid for this labor in human-esque blood and was glad to see that her own rejection of such a plan was mirrored by her kin. Most of the conversation that went on was about the lack of time and resources or a general disdain for the very concept of a police force but it was Arthanar who hit the nail on the head.

“Ah knew this would happen” he insisted. A few disbelieving objections made him rectify his statement to “Ah knew something like this was gonna happen. Someone was bound to get too big for their boots or want to be in charge instead of the halfblood and cause a big mess.”

Kaldora nodded “That was my analysis as well. Even without us involved such an endeavor is bound to cause upheaval and raise potentially violent objections.”

“Definitely don't want no coppers sneaking around. Especially mimics. Bloody things could be anywhere spying on us. Decent folk shoulnt have to stand for their business been looked into!” Arthanar declared, receiving a chorus of ayes from the assembled hunters before the hunt’s master asked “yeh did not agree to this, did you?”

“Of course not” The Vamipresse, who spent her days clad in a pirate captain's uniform, replied. “In fact when she attempted to bribe us with the blood of her human impersonators I’ll admit I got rather heated with her.” Kaldora continued. Her mention of Chuunitrixx’s suggestion that they be compensated with the blood of the survivors of the apocalypse rousing a bout of jeering and indignation at the very thought of such a thing from the beast blood drinking vampires.

“Precisely.” Kalodra said once the outburst had burned itself out and it would no longer be dismissive to keep talking “Now. Some ignorance of our way can be expected and excused,” she glanced towards Zouyu, ”But it was a reflection of her complete disinterest in our own circumstances when forming this plan that would involve us. All in all she came across, and you will have to forgive my language here, as an arrogant child. Simultaneously clueless and yet cock sure she knew what was best for everyone.”

“Then we don't need to worry so much about this brat then. Bet she’ll piss everyone else she tries to talk into this”

“If we are lucky she’ll self sabotage and make many enemies. But her talents are both uniquely suited both to subtifuge, as Arthanar already pointed out, and acquiring power via military expansion. As I learned in the meeting she already has a number of external settlements. She’s growing while we are barely staying afloat”

Arthanar grimace before asking the question on all their lips “So... what’r we gonna to do about this?”

“Uh, can we even afford to do anything about this” Agathina, the armored vampire woman who had overseen Rodias’s training exercise asked. “Because like you said, our food situation is still far from adequately resolved. You remember the calculations I did right? We’re far from sustainable.”

“Indeed. The health of the beast pens come first.” which brought relief to the faces of the assembled beast tamers, but concern to others, mostly hunters. “But, we cannot sit idle on this either. So for one thing, Zouyu”

She turned briefly to the only living person in the room “I’d be delighted to train with you once we return. In fact I have some ideas that we might allow us to synergize rather nicely.”

“I think we all might be in need of brushing up on our combat capabilities, particularly in conjunction with the beast we have access to.” she then told the others “Just in case.”

After receiving agreement to this plan and a few minor suggestions regarding it from the crowd she finally added “Also, Agathina, i think we should bring forward your idea to enquirer with the other departments as to what aid they can give to our current supply problem. It would be good to check that they aren't also about to cause trouble and politely enquirer about Chuunitrixx while you are at it.” the armored Vampire nodded in response and had to be politely stopped from going on at length about her ideas as to who could help and how.

After a touch more discussion during which everyone was allowed time to digest what had been discussed Kaldora brought things to a close “Well I believe that's all that is all we can do on the matter for the moment. For now, we have work to do,” she said before approaching her dark unicorn mount and hoisting herself into the saddle.

“So let’s go hunting.”



The Koopa Troop

wordcount: 883 (+2) (jr still asleep)
Bowser: Level 6 EXP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// (32/60)
Bowser Jr: Level 5 EXP: //////////////////////////////////////////////// (18/50)
Kamek: Level 5 EXP: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////(25/50)
Location: Gneidxick‘s Casino


”You made a scarecrow?” Kamek asked his green clone as it showed off its creation while nodding vigorously in response to the mage’s question. The arms of the scarecrow were made of two hoes, while it’s torso and foot were made out of the pitchfork stabbed into the ground. All 3 farm implements were tied together by the spotted whip and had then been covered by the shirt. Finally its head was the scarecrow head, of course, which had been topped by the summer straw hat.

”Why?” Kamek asked with bemused exasperation. The clone began to launch into a series of hand gestures in which it attempted to covey the fact that it had been presented with the bits to build one, and thus how could it not do so. As it failed to get this concept through to its creator Bowser joined in with the dice rolling. Together the team were getting close to maxing out the board but as fate would have it the game was over before anyone could be declared the winner.

First they received an onslaught of reinforcements. Linkle’s informing the townsfolk of what was going on had paid off massively in the end, with the onslaught of faces familiar and new culminating with the Houndmaster attempting to arrest the so called Guildmaster. Gneidxick retaliated by summoning legions of chess/card combo themed monsters and Bowser got himself hyped up for seeing what the dice headed head honcho’s final phase was when someone else decided they did not like the game being played and decided to flip the table instead of let it continue.

As the horde of heroes and token evil teammates were busy picking themselves off of the floor the table flipper showed herself to be one of Gneidxick’s associates Kamek had theorized existed, though she did not seem like the gambling type. Infact she seemed incredibly displeased by Gneidxick’s actions, berating him for acting like a person he was not. With actions and words she rapidly broke their adversaries’ will and herded him off into a portal of darkness before any of them could do much of anything about it.

”He’s nobody? Nobody nobody nobody. Now why does that strike a cord?” Kamek muttered to himself half remembering something the master of master had said the day before as he finally found his feet. After he did he quickly glanced around and located his masters and his minions.

Fortunately, they were all to be found in the same place, Bowser having moved to his dozing son’s side when the final brawl had threatened to loom, putting him in and among the dry bones and Kamek’s clones. The mage dismissed his undead minions before they could cause a panic or draw the ire of any of the adventurers and pointedly ignored the Green clone’s waving its scarecrow around in such a way that conveyed that it was convinced had scared off the Gneidxick. As the white mages picked their way through the crowd and silently patched up any light injuries people had received during the kerfuffle Kamek joined Bowsers side. The king was cradling the the sleeping jr (and by extension Mimikyu who was standing guard atop jr’s shell still) in one arm and carefully scooped their treasure into one of his pockets using his free hand.

”Who just up and leaves right before the final fight!” Bowser asked after the two had exchanged simple greetings to confirm that they were both in one piece.

”Someone is just going through the motions, or so it seems.” Kamek replied before looking at the dozing form of jr with a touch of concern ”Is the young master still asleep even after all that?”

”Yeah. Pretty lame that the first propper bad guy we meet is just a fake.” Bowser replied before completing his treasure collecting and waving a single wave of acknowledgment to the small number of individuals with naturally colored eyes who’d arrived with the friendly army of influenced heroes. Kamek nodded and then scratched his chin thoughtfully before theorizing that jr was under the spell of ”Some kind of enchanted sleep perhaps?” as a result of his complete lack of understanding what drugs were or how dangerous they could be.

He did not get much further than that before the arrival of two individuals with drinking vessels for heads arrived through the doors of the now regular sized casino. Their brief conversation with the courier added additional details to the Gneidxick situation, because apparently they knew who he was. Or, Kamek theorized, who he had been. Or who he was based off. The mage was left deeply in thought as he mulled all this information over while Bowser focused on the much more immediate question Cuphead’s arrival.

”IF YOU WANNA HELP THEN YOU CAN TELL US WHERE IN THE WORLD THIS CASINO IS? BECAUSE I DON’T REMEMBER TOWN WHAT’S ITS NAME-” ”Lumbridge” Kamek absentmindedly injected, still pondering away ”-LUMBRIDGE HAVING A GIANT MINI-GAMING HALL IN IT. OR UNDER IT.” Bowser asked the new arrival in his usual booming volume.
@Lugubrious
id love to add Kaldora and the pens to Tabula's ever lengthening list of people/places to visit.
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