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6 days ago
Current Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown
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6 days ago
I'd like to think I've matured with age but then on weekends I watch cartoons and eat too much sugar cereal in my pajamas so if anything I've stayed the same.
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12 mos ago
I've watched the trailer for The Marvels a dozen times already you can't stop me I've needed this this is my heroin and my herione. Wordplay.
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1 yr ago
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Seabiscuit
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1 yr ago
If there's anything that brings this community together it is dunking on people who bring their own shit onto themselves. It's like schadenfreude!
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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I like Digital Monsters.
I'm interested in this. Should I shoot you a PM or anything?
First.

No one else can make that claim
@AimeChambers man, that could of been great but i think i made it too big. I SHIPPED MY BOY WITH FAB'S NILES SO HARD (@Fabricant451)

(I do miss that rp lol)


THE SHIPS NEVER DIE
Beep Boop, I’m interested.


The stalking has worked, clearly.
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Yeah because when 'normal' people want to see hentai they load up their favorite 'well written' VN and sit through 90 mins of text scrolling to get a static picture of a milquetoast anime girl with a censor patch.


They sure as shit don't load up HuniePop especially since the game just gives you the pictures anyway since they know no one actually wants to play a game genre that mobile developers do because it's easy. With a visual novel, be it one with sex or without, actually makes an attempt to have a story to tell.

The rub is most games you're thinking of don't make you wait 90 minutes because it's an eroge and the porn comes first to the plot. It takes less effort to see a sex scene in something like Starless than it does to see one sext in HuniePop.

Huniepop was funny and had a lot of pop culture references which made it accessible to non VN players and the dialogue was perfectly absurd enough for mildly funny youtubers to riff on.


If this is the metric for quality than bottom of the barrel shovelware should be on top ten lists every year.

You can turn up your nose and scoff at the common man playing a match game with some dumb jokes and charming presentation and play your pointlessly brooding 'deeply complex narrative' innocent grey Cartaga sequels and feel like your libido is more sophisticated though.



This statement would work better if you would pick a visual novel I like. There's plenty of actually good and well written visual novels out there that don't have a single sex scene. There's plenty of decently written visual novels that do have sex scenes at the end. It's not about sophistication. HuniePop is a boring game where the 'reward' isn't worth the effort.

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Oh god is this Prawn's alt account or something @Fabricant451? and if not why is this randomer arguing with me just because we share differing opinions on Huniepop?

If you are Prawn, I'm sure Fab loves you whether you inject yourself into every discussion she has or not.


I've never seen or heard of this Mara person in my life.
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I have no idea what the Sakura Series is I don't use steam. What in the crap has that got to do with Huniepop?


The fact that both are on Steam and both fall into the same category and both have cross over from people who just want to see cartoon tits but don't want to just look at hentai like a normal person.

Most lewd VNs are shallow and stupid. I cant see a collection of 17 hentai pictures broken up with bland text and arbitrary choices ever being 'critically acclaimed' gaming experiences. Don't take your porn too seriously.


You've clearly never played many lewd VNs then. But I mean, you think HuniePop has a good script so clearly you're the expert on shallow and stupid.

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And just because a silly matching game with good voice acting got 4 stars on lewdgamer doesn't make it overrated bud. Go play some more Doki Doki Literature Club and experience some of that alt-FNAF shit tier 'meta' creepypasta and feel very intelligent for a few hours.


No, what makes it overrated is the legion of people who think the Sakura series on Steam is the pinnacle of visual novels singing its praises for being the laziest possible 'game as lewd delivery' service despite being mediocre at a lewd game, abysmal with its humor, and saved with its voice performance because at least they were paid to make awful dialog sound marginally less awful. And if you're going to come at me with opinions that are supposed to be representative of what I think, at least get them right. I think Doki Doki Literature Club is worse than HuniePop even though it's aimed at a similar crowd.

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Its overrated because more people than Fabricant was comfortable with made youtube lets plays of it because it was a game with good presentation and a funny script.


Just because you like shit tier comedy barely above meme tier writing and passable titty drawings doesn't make a lame match three game good, bro.
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