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25 days ago
Current You'd think after like 15 years I'd stop feeling like a fraud when writing posts but I still do which is both a statement on my self confidence and a compliment to how good my partners are as writers
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5 mos ago
Why are you talking about Final Fantasy 10 like that
5 mos ago
Final Fantasy 13 is a top five entry in the franchise but ya'll still ain't ready to have that conversation
6 mos ago
This Bears/Packers game is gonna make me believe in the power of Chicago Pope
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6 mos ago
The older I get the more I start to think BBQ potato chips are the worst flavor, actually.
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Look, I got lost on the way to getting some jajangmyeon and it'd be foolish to leave now.

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"Heterochromia-bot will do the kung-fu and be the Ethan of the game"

"Heterochromia: THE CHOSEN ONE"

As the owner of a heterochromic character I feel vaguely insulted.


Considering in Detroit the only reason the character has heterochromia is because he steals it from other androids it's doubly stupid.
David Cage makes bad games. The best one was Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy and that pretty much flushed the story down the toilet when it suddenly turned into Indigo-Ball Z.


Well now the best one is Detroit: Beyond Human by virtue of just being boring instead of wildly idiotic like Beyond and Indigo and hilariously inept like Heavy Rain. The worst thing about Detroit is how uninterested it is in doing anything interesting with its premise and instead decides that Androids tagging "We have a dream" is somehow not the most heavy handed bullshit ever.

It doesn't go to the depths of the David Cage shit zone so unlike the others which at least have moments that people remember for the wrong reasons, Detroit is gonna be known as "The time David Cage didn't understand racism" and be forgotten about in a month's time. Like every other David Cage game.

Although like Heavy Rain, Detroit straight up fucking lies to you in order to have a plot twist so fuck you for doing that again Cage. That's not how you write plot twists.

If people really want interactive stories then someone needs to revive the Choose Your Own Adventure genre.


That's literally Detroit down to the game telling you what pages to flip to to get a new outcome.
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muh wahmenz


the only good wahmen is one i can sex up in game
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Psst

I know. MUH HISTORY.


It's not about history either.
I feel like Battlefield V will be a-okay. As a matter of fact, I think it could very well be the best one out since BF3. People are blowing what they saw in the trailer out of proportion, which is typical. So what if there's a lady with a robot arm thing? If you're going to let something like that bother you that much then I don't know what to tell you.


Psst.

They're not upset about the customization aspect
I see what you mean, but it's also kind of equally odd on the otherside of the coin. I'd type "he sucked on her titty as they fucked, and then he rubbed the cooch" and I'll laugh that I actually tried to type that seriously, but I'll feel equally unerotic when I switch it to "sucking on a mammary as they engaged coitus, and then he kneaded the vagina™."


That's where imagery comes into play and really how you can tell the 'good' smut writers from the 'thinks sex is just like porn' writers. Over-explaining the actions is sometimes beneficial in a smut scene since writing sex is obviously different from doing it or even watching it. There is a way to make 'sucking on a breast' erotic to read and typically the quickest way is to relate to a sensation you want your partner - and their character - to feel. Too often you have writers just do "And then Chad sucked on Stacy's nipple" and it's like, yeah okay this isn't exactly erotic it's just routine.

ERP isn't for everyone and I'll be the first to admit as a seasoned 'pro' at it that like 90 percent of the time it's about as erotic as grass growing. Writing erotica tends to be easier when you're doing it by yourself since you're in control of the players and their actions and feelings. It's hard to write a recipient when the partner gives them little to work with or respond to other than "Stacy moans as her nipple is sucked."

This really got away from me but what I'm saying is that for how easy it is to write it off, good ERP is hard to do well which is why it's often hard to find good partners anywhere. It's especially hard if someone is legit trying to use it for titillation or as an aide when you're working with instant message cyber sex levels of involvement.
It's a three day weekend so I'm gonna have a post before it ends. Radical
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And I'll still probably like it.


That's fine. I've been burned thrice by David Cage so I'm not even going to entertain the notion that a game with a chapter entitled 'Railroad' in which a kindly African American woman escorts an android over the border and compares it to, you know, that other railroad is somehow his magnum opus.
I'm just gonna preemptively say that Detroit: Become Human is overrated.
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