Shadow Broker Post
Subject Vellios Malkai
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Date: 04/05/2360 CE
Registered UsersArmis Malkai
Vellios Malkai
16:02 A: Hello, Malkai residence. State name, requested resident and subject of the call please?
16:02 V: *chuckles* You know, you’re not on duty so you don’t have to act all official, right?
16:02 A: Maybe I like being efficient? I bet you never thought o-*background crash*
16:02 A: Hold on a moment, love.
16:02 A: TIBERIAN! *sounds of footsteps leading away* JUST BECAUSE IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY DOESN’T GIVE YOU FULL AUTHORIZATION TO WRECK THE HOUSING UNIT!!!! NOW, GET THIS MESS CLEANED UP IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I LASH YOUR CARAPACE! NOW. NO EXCUSES, YOU DO IT NOW AND THAT’S AN ORDER!
16:15 A: *coughs* Sorry about that, I swear Tiberian has been overactive today since he learned you were taking a leave of absence for his birthday.
16:15 A: Speaking of that, you should be on your way home shortly, right?
16:15 A: So I need you to pick me up som-
16:15 V: Umm, about that. I have something to tell you about my arrival time.
16:15 A: What?
16:15 A: Vellios, the Hierarchy better not have increased your service term because today is Tiberian’s 7th birthday and I will not be delivering the news you’re going to be adding an year to that growing record.
16:15 A: And by my parent’s and my unit commander’s spirits, if you aren’t on your way here then I will raise some serious complaint issues and bury them in paper work for a year!
16:15 V: Hun, hun. Easy, I’m still getting off. Is Tiberian around?
16:15 A: Let me check. *sounds of steps*
16:17 A: No, I just marched him to get the floor cleaner.
16:17 A: Why?
16:17 V: I didn’t want him knowing I was going to be late because I was picking up his birthday present.
16:17 V: I finally, at least I hope, got an authentic quarian model ship I think he would like.
16:17 V: I also wanted to spend some of my bonus pay getting him about a hundred quarian figurines to go with it to make it as real as possible.
16:17 V: Though that number might be a bit low considering what I’ve learned…
16:17 A: Vellios...Please, not again.
16:17 A: How many times have I told you: don’t go crazy over spending.
16:17 A: We should be saving your bonus and not whittling it away on any little thing you think we’ll like.
16:17 A: You’re spoiling us is going to get us into financial debt and I’ll have to take a military allowance on the housing unit.
16:17 V: Armis, hush and hear me out.
16:17 V: I promise, I was careful with how much I spent and it was already established into the budget.
16:17 V: It’s coming out of my medication budget-
16:17 A: Come again?!? No, Vellios, no.
16:17 A: Where did your sanity go?
16:17 A: You need those in order to sleep and I won’t have you stabbing our children when one of them tries to wake you from one of those nightmares!
16:17 A: You’re dangerous when you’re moody and if you think I’m going to put our children at risk because I love you, you’re stupider than a krogan!
16:17 V: I’ve been called worse. *chuckles*
16:17 V: But seriously, please just listen.
16:17 V: I’ve been doing good with the therapist and been slowly working off the drugs.
16:17 V: I’ve gotten it where I don’t always need the shot every night and can still sleep like a rock.
16:17 A: You also snore like one. *sighs*
16:17 A: I don’t like this.
16:17 A: With all the shit you’ve been willing to tell me so far…
16:17 A: I can't help but worried about the effect of getting off the drugs will do to you.
16:17 A: I don’t want to wake up one morning and find you gone, Vellios.
16:17 A: I know you well enough if you think you’re a danger, you’ll vanish without a trace.
16:17 A: Our children need a father and I need you here.
16:17 V: I can’t make that promise I won't run if I'm a threat to our children, and we both know it.
16:17 V: I’m doing this because I love you all and if I didn’t think you were worth it, I wouldn’t be considering getting clean.
16:17 V: I warned you what type of guy I was-even before we got engaged.
16:17 V: My family is the only thing I’ve cared about since…
16:17 A: Since Haides, I know.
16:18 A: I’m sorry, Vellios.
16:18 A: I didn’t mean to create an argument between us, but you can understand my fear, can’t you?
16:18 V: Yeah, I’m scared too.
16:18 V: But I won’t let it stop me.
16:18 A: Fair enough, I just don't want you shutting yourself out.
16:18 A: So to change the subject, what time are you coming home?
16:18 V: Only an hour later, it’s not far from the station I arrived on then I will be heading your direction afterwards.
16:18 V: It will take the very spirit of the Hierarchy to stop me coming home today.
16:18 A: Good, now comes the hard part: giving that message our pain in the carapace son.
16:18 V: Boys will be boys.
16:18 V: Just tell him I’m getting his present and if he tosses a temper about me being late, he won’t get it.
16:18 V: That will get him to behave.
16:18 A: His reckless stunts are irritating me to no ends.
16:18 A: He thinks he can do practically anything without consequences.
16:18 A: Including trying to jump off the house unit’s roof last week!
16:18 V: *busts out laughing hard*
16:18 A: That’s not funny, Vellios!
16:18 A: He watched some idiot turians doing it on the extranet and nearly broke his neck!
16:18 A: I expect that stupidity from you, but not my son!
16:18 A: I’m going to place a parental restriction on those vids.
16:18 V: Oh come on, Armis.
16:18 V: Do you really think that will stop the next stupid stunt?
16:18 A: No... but it might save me some embarrassment.
16:18 A: Can you believe I had to go up there and a haul him all the way down, screeching like Palaven harpix about his behavior?
16:18 A: I think I made our neighbor choke on her guzzard because she was laughing so hard.
16:18 A: My carapace is going to become grey at this rate if he keeps this up.
16:18 A: Worst part, Kilia wanted to follow me up there to get him.
16:18 V: Either way, you make grey look dear.
16:18 A: Funny, Vellios and flirting will not make me overlook the fact our son is acting more and more like you every day.
16:18 V: At least I know he’s mine, right?
16:18 A: VELLIOS?!?
16:18 V: I’m joking.
16:18 V: Really.
16:18 A: How did your mother ever handle you?
16:18 V: Patience, love and a lots of eyes watching me from the shipmates she slept with.
16:18 A: Spirits help me.
16:18 A: How did I ever get stuck with you?
16:18 V: Cause I’m charming and refused to accept your timid no for an answer?
16:18 V: But you love me never the less and when I get home… I’m going to remind you
why.
16:18 A: You better mean only crest petting because I’m not shipping Tiberian and Kilia off to stay with my parents.
16:18 V: Why not?
16:18 A: We’ll never get them back and they have academy tomorrow!
16:18 A: My father is nearly as bad as you when it comes to giving into Tiberian’s wants.
16:18 A: I actually got to thinking about your quarian friend when I found a turian meat dish on the Palaven Daily Report.
16:18 A: I miss her cooking.
16:18 V: Been trying to get into contact with her but no luck, I suspect she might’ve returned to the Migrant Fleet.
16:18 A: Oh well.
16:18 A: I believe the sooner I let you go than sooner you’ll be home, right?
16:18 V: Yep and sooner I can sink my mandibles into something delicious.
16:18 V: And I don't mean the cake...
16:18 A: Always the charmer. *snickers quietly*
16:18 A: I love you and we’ll see you soon.
16:18 V: But I love you all the most.
16:18 V: Promise it won't take too long and I'll there shortly.