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25 days ago
Current If you don't have a clue, you can still resort to glue in order to fix things.
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25 days ago
IBANs have proven not to be annoying enough. Let's kill both metric and imperial systems by expressing everything in Planck units.
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1 mo ago
Where's a whip, there's a way!
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2 mos ago
I don't know where to even start when it comes to just how ruined my weekend has just become.
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2 mos ago
Having jaw ache due to a lymphatic node swelling ain't fun.
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Bio


Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


Want to RP with me ? Shoot me a PM, but don't shoot me!



Thanks for visiting!

Most Recent Posts

Going to post today once I've slept.
I want to convert to negative mass to automatically move away from work when it approaches me and be able to claim that it's within my very nature without lying.
@RokkuHoshi Why ?
Either my browser(s) are severely misconfigured or you're using a font which cannot reliably be depended on to be available on the reader's computers. I can only see missing-glyph-blocks here except for Chrome.

Maybe you could provide a copy of the text in a hider in a more safe font ? :)

@Dewey Deftones
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Pft, it's a worse idea when you're not actually comfortable with using a spear or an axe.


My character is using a spear, a damn large one. So even though he's very used to it this assignment could be interesting for him.

*ssshhh, whispers* "Call in the 'dozers. I need this battlefield to be prepared for my fighting style!"
*whispers back* "Why don't we directly plate the 'dozers with valdium and get them blessed ? Wouldn't that be a massive shortcut ?
*shouts out loudly* "DO YOU WANNA MAKE ME HOME- AND JOBLESS ?
It occurs to me that I can't really post as Settionne until @Fetzen posts as An-Hasst. This is important for him anyway, since he only has one day left before he runs out of time to post.


You've irritated the holy spirits of procrastination and insecurity about what to do, so now earn your punishment and be enslaved by your keyboard! I've posted!

Speaking of which... It appears that your statement doesn't lack any correctness not only with regard to me, but also with regard to the others. Go people, go!
It took a few seconds for An-Hasst's surprise to turn into a certain feeling of triumph. The very flamboyant, but obviously no less flawed magic of that strange woman that had almost occurred out of nowhere just like herself gave him confirmation that one should not trust everyone just because he looked trustworthy (which Mags had not done in his eyes anyway!). If eyes could speak the stare of his would have told the priest just that.

However there was another chain of events unfolding rapidly at is seemed. The dwarf, let's say, 'tunneled' through the bushes. At close to eight feet the obstacle was far more significant for the half-giant though as there was much more surface area available for any thorns, branches and leaves so impact on. An-Hasst pulled the hood of his armored cloak as deep into his face as he could, barely leaving enough of a slot of vision to navigate.

Worgs ? Did an inhabitant of the Kaelic isles have to know much about that living phenomenon if one was going to kill it anyway ? Well... from a good soldier's and tactician's point of view hell yes, one should! That didn't chance anything about the actual void the Skayleigh's memory returned once asked for information about them. They had to be fierce, ugly and despicable beings though, given the carnage he could now see as he made his way into the ruined village.

He spent a moment to watch what Settionne would be doing ? Would he try to hide behind him or would he pull his weight and fight properly ? He would've never admitted it openly, but actually he now had a vital interest in the priest's survival. Who knew what injuries would need urgent treatment once this was over ? So the decision was made not to try and kick the man's butt if he'd go for the former option.

The watch was a very momentary one though. There was no time to loose to find some suitable defensive position. An-Hasst deeply disliked the fact that they were forced to fight inside this maze of ruins. His crossbow's strengths were enormous firepower and range, but in here the latter advantage was almost completely irrelevant while time for reloading was not. Therefore the Skayleigh didn't bother himself with preparing an initial shot (which wasn't ready not only because of the permanent tension on the bow but also because the thing would've been in permanent danger to be triggered accidentally while being strapped to his back or getting packed), but straightforwardly reached for the two long bajonets. Being the impersonation of size and muscle he was the Skayleigh looked like he'd try to fight his way out using brute force.

@The Fated Fallen@BCTheEntity@Sypherkhode822@POOHEAD189@Banana@Ink Blood
Spears are a good idea too, as long as they're less than eight feet. We'll be fighting in close quarters. @POOHEAD189


My character's more than eight feet. Damn!
Vaughtar


That unvoluntary expediton into the deep bowels of this strange 'sub' had not exactly been a pleasant surprise. Things like this small... pond... filled with filthy and strangely oily water didn't exist on Munimis, and even if they had he'd still have been able either to search for another pond filled with clear water, to roll himself in a patch of nice grass or to go for a high speed dive in the air in order to rid himself of the dirt. Obviously none of those options were available in this steel tomb.

The huge stone creature shook himself in order to shed at least some water, but there still was an abundance of droplets sticking to him. Had anyone introduced Vaughtar to those strange devices called showers yet ? Maybe now would be a good time before he could dare to visit Dimitri for the promised drink...

"You can do magic ? Then maybe..." Vaughtar spread his wings, putting even more of the bilge water onto display. The fact that it was spread over a large surface area allowed it to quickly evaporate, making the stench stronger. "I need to get rid of this!" He looked at Rockin, inspecting the rather strange creature. A unicorn ? Never heard of that kind before. Apparently another unfortunate being which had been sucked through one of those rifts. It reminded him that they had a job to do.
I needs a reply from Vaughter an Shannon.


Hope to get it out tomorrow. I'm relatively tired right now, but got four days off from my job!
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