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13 days ago
Current If you don't have a clue, you can still resort to glue in order to fix things.
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13 days ago
IBANs have proven not to be annoying enough. Let's kill both metric and imperial systems by expressing everything in Planck units.
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21 days ago
Where's a whip, there's a way!
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2 mos ago
I don't know where to even start when it comes to just how ruined my weekend has just become.
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2 mos ago
Having jaw ache due to a lymphatic node swelling ain't fun.
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Welcome to my profile page!


Who the hell is this person behind those many miles of fiber optics and copper cable ?

  • I'm a 34 year old guy.
  • ... who's working as a software developer
  • ... and enjoys roleplaying as a casual hobby to distract himself from ongoing stress


And into which hell will I descend with you participating in one of my roleplays?

  • I'm a fantasy addict: medieval high and low!
  • I'd consider myself to be a low casual roleplayer, 3 paragraphs per post on average.
  • My schedule varies. It might happen that I won't be able to post at all for a week, but then again it might happen that I'll reach a sweet spot inside which I can go on a posting rampage. I'd say one can expect 1-2 posts a week from me, depending on the lengths involved.
  • English is not my native language, but so far I've not encountered anyone who had had trouble with me over that :)


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In Deify 3 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
God of Barbarians
Signature like mine.
My heart rate and stress levels sky rocket after drinking coffee.


For me it depends on the coffee and my daily condition. Sometimes I can drink coffee without end, sometimes one tiny cup with a bit of milk makes me feel like close to a heart attack.

I don't drink any noticeable amounts of alcohol either. Even without any alcohol addiction problems in my family. So it is definitely possible to survive without that stuff :)
Depends on whether Edgar wants to grab/enchant/teleport her away before Mael does. Don't want to snatch opportunities away too much @POOHEAD189
Val is covered in some modest amount of blood (not her own) and mostly freaking out, so it would be easy enough to say Maël grabs her and maybe off-brand Gandalf and they all gtfo out of dodge astride their new demonic steed.


I'm not certain if Maël can survive such a massive blast of an ego boost as it would be to carry exactly that one poser Gandarf to safety that made a joke out of him in the airplane. I'd gladly try out though! I just need to know which way you all want to go!
Manald's back was aching from the bullet it had cought, but the lycan perfectly knew that the real pain that any such projectile was bound to incude would only come after shifting back. For now a single one of these things in that position did not impair his capability to carry on too much, so the solution was obvious...

Manald had reached for the hopefully dead troll's axe and didn't even care to lift it on his way to the second troll at the gate. The creature was standing with its back to him and making so much noise with its hammer slamming against the gate that it probably would be unable to notice him or anyone else approaching from behind. The axe ploughed a small trench into the soft ground and, as it ran over one of many dead goblins, managed to almost split the small body in two due to its weight before continuing on as if nothing had happened.

The werewolf was about to finally grab it with both hands and start his approach when something flew past him at breakneck speed and way too little distance to feel particularly comfortable. What was that ? It had looked like a knife, but not just any knife but a knife on fire before it had buried itself in the troll's flesh. Manald was not confident at all that this would be enough to bring hammer troll down, so he started running and prepared for a strike with the axe from top to bottom with only little sideways movement. The plan was to smash the thing into the troll's head, but even if he'd miss (which was not all too unlikely) that he'd hopefully still hit the shoulder and bury the thing deep enough into the troll's torso to render it incapacitated for a bunch of moments. Enough time to repeat the bite procedure.

Manald clearly was counting on the troll either not noticing or just being too sluggish to turn around and defend itself properly against the danger. What the lycan did not seem to realize however was that he currently probably was by far the heaviest thing on the entire battlefield and thus, by himself, was not that unsuited to act as a battering ram against a gate already weakened by a series of troll hammer blows. He had committed onto a collission course with the troll standing right in front of it, intending to kill the creature as fast as possible.
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Now are these the demon arms or...?


Of course they are!
As far as I can remember Val currently is not in an all too perfect shape to make a quick and efficient getaway. Maybe Maël should take her in his comforting, warm, noble arms and start running away with her ? It would be a very good excuse for him to not shift back at all... "I needed the strength!"
I'm intrigued.
Its too late to put the genie back in the bottle, and also who cleared a genie for this mission?!


Isn't there something like 'implicit clearance' in the Sunday Group ?

One of the customers/contractors I have to deal with at work once said 'That wasn't explicitly excluded!'.
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