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In Avalia → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Dawn
Location: Wilderness Between Orc Landing and Illuminata Kingdom
Interaction with: Myra @13org

"Oh shit, it worked! Charades champ right here!" Darius cheered as he watched Myra run to the exact tree he pointed to. He squinted his eyes for a moment. Is there really fruit up there? I was just making an example… Wish I knew how to make a fire instead though. I'm sure the meat might be decent if it was cooked.

Darius waited patiently for his new friend to return from the tree. He had lost sight of Myra as she climbed up the tree and could only see the ruffling of branches. When Myra was on her way back with such a large amount of fruit, Darius couldn't help but be amazed. As she carefully set them down, he leaned over from his seated position and grabbed one of the mysterious fruit. The skin and shape of the fruit reminded him of orange with how it felt, but it was pink in color. His eyes met Myra's as he smiled.

"Thanks Myra! I really hope these are good. I'll definitely owe you one. Nah, I'll owe you like three because I'm starving!" Darius exclaimed as he peeled the skin of the fruit in his hand which revealed the soft juicy inside. With a quick shrug, he moved in to take a small bite. "Mmmm! This is so good!" It was as sweet as candy to Darius and he enjoyed every minute of his feasting upon it. He stopped to spit a seed out and looked to Myra who was quietly watching him.

He smiled at her again to further assure her that the fruit was delicious and then pointed to one of the fruits and then to her mouth.

"Eat some. I call them Pinks! Because they're not orange. Ha!" Darius continued to dig in challenging the bulk of food and not caring about his really cringe joke. Myra wouldn't know how bad it was anyway. It was a great time for the pair, but good things don't last long.

"DARIUUUUUS!!!!!" Darius's eyes bulged open as he heard Skar's roar in the distance.
In Avalia → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Dawn
Location: Crescent Elf Village (1)
Interaction with: None

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"Definitely troll blood, but…. How do I know you dispatched both of them?" An elf merchant inquired as he looked over one of Skar's blood-stained axes that had been placed on a large table next to his stand in the outdoor market. Skar had stopped placing a few items she had purchased into a chest tied down onto Peacemaker's harness to give the elf her undivided attention. Skar was not the most loyal individual, but she was honest. The female orc smirked at the elf as she crossed her arms over her chest.

"Future business. Two dead trolls in the forest. If elf finds something different, no more bounties for Skar."

"True. Just be aware that I like a bit a proof of a job well done. Words tend to be empty and you only have few of them, orc. Now, give me a moment and I'll have your amas to you as promised." The elf pulled a key from his breast pocket and walked behind his stand to grab Skar's payment.

"Elf! Any human bounties?" Skar asked abruptly as if she had almost forgotten to.

"Not now, but some may turn up soon. It only happened last night, but rumors are getting around about humans arriving in Avalia. Apparently, they started a forest fire in the River Kingdom. Poor fairies" The elf snickered as he was now stuffing the amas into a single sack.

"Fire? Is that the strength of humans?"

"It is only one of the abilities they can have. There's also earth, air, and water. They're probably easy hunts since they may not be adept with them now. However, if you give them time, they will come to be very difficult to capture or kill. Imagine being hit by a tornado or several boulders at once... Here you are, 300 amas. Oh! Also, don't bring your swine into the outdoor market. It's not as upscale as the indoor market, but we still have standards. Thank you." The elf thought he was being polite because he smiled when he said this. Skar huffed and snatched her payment. She tossed it into her storage chest and shut it before tapping Peacemaker on his head.

That little bit of information from the elf stirred in the orc's thoughts. She couldn't see Darius as much of a warrior. He appeared to be fit and outran a troll for some time, but it made more sense for him to have magic. She hoped he didn't have fire. She hated fire. Earth. The sturdy element of strength…. That did not fit Darius, but she could hope that he would acquire such a power. Once dead set on earth, Skar didn't even bother thinking about the possibilities of water or air. The orc set out to find Darius again so she could make good on her investment. She would make him a mover of mountains and they would face Aklenroth. As simple as that.
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Time: Dawn
Location: Wilderness Between Orc Landing and Illuminata Kingdom
Interaction with: Myra @13org



"Ohhh fuck…" Darius let out as he stood frozen in place watching the seemingly innocent and adorable Myra rip the skin off of the boar she savagely killed right in front of him. His mouth hung open in shock as she proceeded to snatch a piece of flesh from the beast that had just lost the fight for its life. The warm blood dripped down her claws as she attempted to offer Darius the flesh to consume. He could only stare at the flesh as her adorable demeanor only made the situation more disturbing.

You know that moment where you realize your girlfriend or boyfriend is batshit crazy. How everything starts off somewhat normal. There's weird shit that happens, but you just brush it off because no one's going to be perfect. People just have their little issues. More things happen as time goes on and then BAM you get hit right in the face with 100% of pure unfiltered batshit. This usually happens over the course of a few weeks, maybe months if the person is good at holding the crazy back. This shit happened in THREE MINUTES!

Three minutes ago…

"Alright, let's go get food!" Darius exclaimed cheerfully before watching Myra dart out of sight. "Whoa! She's quick… Wait a sec." Darius noticed the ground where he last saw her was oddly clawed. Darius felt like he would have noticed Myra having talons for feet. He shrugged it off and figured that maybe her bare feet just did that kind of thing. He took a few steps forward and then scratched the back of his head as he noticed there was no sign of her.

Then, just as fast as she left, she returned. This time the clawed feet were in full display. Her look of confusion was easily beaten by his own as he tilted head to the side while raising an eyebrow. It's not like she's human. She something though. Definitely something. He then let Myra lead him by the hand. They started off slow and then broke into a run through the forest. He chuckled a bit as he found it to be kind of fun. Well, at least until he noticed her flicking her tongue. Whoa… that's pretty long. Again, she's not human. And it's not even that weird. Right?

When the two suddenly stopped, he focused on her nonverbal cues. He nodded as he understood that she wanted him to be quiet and look towards their target. It happened to be large boar about the same size as Peacemaker off in the distance. It was distracted while eating something and… Hold the front door. What are we about to do right now? We can't beat that thing.

Darius then witnessed Myra's display of invisibility. Now he thought this was awesome. An expression of excitement washed away his wary one. It was not long-lived as once Myra motioned for him not to move, she sprung into action. Darius watched Myra's fluid movement towards the boar, but he was not confident she could take it on alone. Despite her instruction, Darius ran toward the scene he would regret he got so close to. He stopped in his tracks as he watched Myra subdue and kill the boar like something out of National Geographic. He got a view of her teeth too, especially when she cleaned them off with her tongue. The man was in total shock as she then started to happily skin the boar.

"Ohhh fuck…"

And we're back.

Darius shook his head slowly with a somewhat disturbed look on his face at the hunk of flesh. The act was not what shocked him, it was Myra herself that did. He would have never expected such a small adorable creature to be so vicious.

"Myra… that was kinda... No, that was savage as fuck, but… kinda cool too." Darius said as he plopped down to the ground and shook his head in disbelief with a bit of a grin. He needed to smile at this. This world was just full of crazy shit for him to see. For good measure, Darius pointed at the hunk of meat and then to his mouth before making an X over his mouth with his index fingers. He then looked around before pointing up at a tree and then pretending he had a round fruit in his hand and was biting into it. Then finished off his miming by rubbing his stomach and going... "Mmmm!" Darius hoped she understood. Oh, he hoped she did.
In Avalia → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Dawn
Location: Wilderness Between Orc Landing and Illuminata Kingdom
Interaction with: Myra @13org



Darius' smile was much longer-lived than he intended it to be, and it was all because of how amused he was by Myra's actions. She actually tried to stand on her tiptoes and now she used her tail as sort of a stool and tiptoed so she was looking at him face to face. For a moment he almost forgot he was in such a strange world. The delightful distraction was enough to have him not worry about whether or not Myra could speak.

A soft chuckle escaped him just as she crouched down to… write something? Darius tilted his head before moving to Myra's side to see what she had written.

"Myra. I like it." Darius moved back to his previous place to face the now smiling Myra. Skar had become a distant memory. Darius had a new companion now, and though she couldn't speak, he was enjoying her company. And that's what companions were for, right?

I can't wait on Skar to eventually get back… And I kinda don't trust her to not change her mind and sell me to that Dark Lord guy. I don't know that much about Myra, but she's adorable. Just look at her. She actually smiles! Darius had a choice to make, probably the first real one since being in Avalia

"Myra, would you like to be partners? You and I on the road… Well maybe off the road sometimes, but you know what I mean. Well I hope you do." Darius shrugged not knowing how else to say at that point. "We should find something to eat too! It's time for breakfast, so lead the way Myra!" He said as he pointed randomly pointed to the west.
In Avalia → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Dawn
Location: Wilderness Between Orc Landing and Illuminata Kingdom
Interaction with: Myra @13org

Poking and prodding followed by more poking and prodding was barely enough to get a murmur out of Darius. He was physically beat. His evening run before bed coupled with being chased by a giant monster through the forest tuckered him out. And don't forget that between those two activities, he had planned to sleep. As deep of a sleep it may have been, there was always a limit and Myra would test it with her boundless curiosity.

Soon enough moans and groans were accompanied by the turning of Darius' face and body. His attempt to escape Myra's innocent study of him failed, and he would soon need to wake up to address the adversary to his slumber if this kept up… And it did.

"Stop…" The protest was a low mumble followed by a groan, but there was no mercy for Darius. Poking? Pinching? Wait! Who the hell is groping me?! Darius' eyes crept open with a cold hate-filled glare at the adversary of his slumber.

The expression must have lasted a second. Enough time for Darius to realize he was not looking at something he was familiar with. His eyes widened with fright as he initially jerked himself back and away from whatever she was. Pale white skin, long white hair, a looooong tail, odd red markings, no clothes…

Wait a fuckin' minute! I'm still… here? I was still hoping that this was all just a dream... And who or what is she?"

Darius was wary of the female creature, but she didn't appear to be dangerous. In fact, Darius found her to be quite cute. Her expressions were almost childish. Now their curious expressions almost mirrored each other before Darius let loose an uneasy smile when he noticed he was staring. He identified her human-like qualities and was beginning to assume that the female creature was just a new race of being that he was encountering… Anything was possible. Her silence didn't seem voluntary, that or she was being weird.

"Hey! Uhhh… Can you talk? I'm Darius…" There was no reply, but he would keep trying. "Do you at least have a name or a sound you make?" Darius tried not to show it, but he was nervous due to his ignorance of this creature's motives. Then again, poking someone while they slept was harmless... most of the time… maybe some of the time. Darius stood to his feet and gave her a more confident smile to show that he was friendly and less afraid of her in hopes that she might speak.
In Avalia → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: After Midnight
Location: Crescent Elf Village (1)
Interaction with: None

Skar walked into Crescent Elf Village with Peacemaker trailing behind her. The village was lit with soft white light produced by glass orbs hung and propped up throughout. The orc did not understand how this lighting worked, but she preferred it over the use of torches. She could already feel the eyes of villagers that were awake out of necessity or others who simply wanted to see if the orc would return.

Skar had arrived to this village several hours prior to trade and managed to pick up a bounty on two young trolls that had been causing a bit of ruckus in the Moon Elf Village region. The shifty elf that she did her dealings with was probably unavailable, but she could wait until dawn. Her thoughts went to Darius for a moment.

Human will wait 'cause Skar said to wait. Will buy him weapon and better armor… Hmm, maybe elves know what makes humans strong. Elves have light. Dark elves have dark. Fairies… tree magic. Demi-human are beasts. Demons… they are strong. Orcs, they are stronger.

Skar took a seat, crossed-legged on the ground in front of a closed stand where goods would be sold. She crossed her arms and shut her eyes to get a bit asleep. Peacemaker lowered himself down to the ground to do the same, getting rest whenever he could.

In Avalia → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Time: 1 a.m.
Location: Wilderness Between Orc Landing and Illuminata Kingdom
Interaction with: n/a



Shortly after initiating their travel, the duo of human and orc reached a dirt path that ran parallel to a nearby river. This dirt road and the unusually bright moonlight now guided the pair westward toward their next destination on Illuminata Kingdom. After nearly an hour along the way, Darius couldn't help but pinch his arm again whilst he rode Peacemaker. He started off mildly and then increased the pressure until he made a face of discomfort. Fuck!

After a hopeless sigh, Darius let his eyes wander and study his surroundings. An hour in Avalia and Darius still had little to no answers about his situation. He had attempted to ask Skar a few times since the start of their travel, but her no talking rule was still in effect. Due to this, Darius had to form his own conclusions based on what he knew and what he could see so far.

From the top… I went to bed in my apartment wearing my gym clothes, which I'm still wearing. Now, when I woke up, I was in the woods… in this place. Oh and my bed was with me too, but nothing else from my room...

Okay, then there's the fact that there are two… Not one, but TWO moons in the sky and that there is this giant green lady that I figure identifies as an orc leading me to god knows where… So does that mean I'm in a videogame… maybe a movie… Main character mysteriously wakes up in a different world, makes an unlikely ally, and faces a dude known as the Dark Lord… BUT then it turns out he is the only one who can send me back to my world! Dun dun dunnnn!

If it's like a videogame, I have to level up by fighting small guys, do some missions, and then I'll face the Dark Lord. But if it's like a movie, I'll get a quick training montage with some epic music. It could be like that scene in Mulan... "How could I make a man out of youuuuu!"

Darius smirked as he looked at Skar and imagined her singing the musical number. It would sound awful, but be worth hearing at the same time.

Then I would beat the Dark Lord. Roll credits… But then the stinger will reveal that he's still alive or has a son that follows me back to my world! Man, I'm fucking bored…. But at least I kind of get what might be happening here… I think.

"Human… Merchant elves ahead. Stay... unseen. Dismount and hide in bush. I will find you after good deal is made." Skar halted Peacemaker by simply placing her open palm on the boar's snout. Skar looked to her right, from the dirt path and sniffed twice to make sure that the scent of nothing dangerous was not lurking. The Illuminata Kingdom was known for having a vast amount of creatures, and she didn't need any of them eating her investment. She motioned her head in the direction she was facing. "Over there."

"I should have known there were elves here too. And I'm still wanted so, I guess I just wait a bit off to the side of the road." Darius said in disappointedly as he plopped down off of Peacemaker and walked off the path. He took a moment to looked to Skar one more time. The orc simply turned away and urged her boar to move with her down the path. "Well, fuck you too." Darius continued walking off the path until he found a small clearing that looked like suitable temporary hidy-hole. "I guess I just take a seat somewhere… like this patch of grass. Aaaand… Man, I'm tired." He yawn the last bit. Darius' body was finally coming down from the adrenaline rush he received earlier during the chase. He took a seat on the grass before lying on his back and looking to the night sky. The sky was filled with more stars than he was used to. At least this place looks nice. If only I had my camera though... "Maybe I fall asleep, I'll wake up back home… shit, I hope so… Skar is cool and all, but I feel…... I feel like she might…… kill me………… Nah." And with those last few ramblings, Darius was out.
In Avalia → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Time: Midnight-ish
Location: Wilderness Between Orc Landing and Illuminata Kingdom
Interaction with: n/a



"Yup. Time to get the fuck out of here." Darius had whispered to himself as if he had a choice of leaving. He turned away from Skar and started walking in the direction he came from. Take a few slow walking steps, then jog a little, and then you can just take off. Yup! Get away from this giant green bitch and get to my phone so I can call the police to come find me. Darius tried to hold onto the reality of the world he knew to keep calm. Everything that had just happened was just too out there for him. It was to the point where he was half and half on the idea of him just being in a bad dream that he could tell some of his friends about later.

"Stop!" Skar ordered as she hopped off of the dead troll's back and onto the ground. She slammed the tail end of the spear into the ground to add to the aggressiveness of her tone. "You are claimed by Skarsnaga Ghasharzol! No more steps." Skar watched Darius stop in his tracks and look over his shoulder at her with the same weary expression he had for the last minute. He was very conflicted now. A dream versus this all being real. Skar raised an eyebrow as she watched Darius try to subtly pinched his left arm. The man let out a sigh.

So it's official… Okay, come on this can't be real! I'm being stared down by a giant green she-hulk looking lady that killed some giant… giant something and now she… she basically made me her bitch? Did she? She definitely did! I'm supposed to believe that this shit is real? You know what! Fuck it!

Skar was confused by Darius' behavior. Then again, she had never encountered a living human before. She was told three things about humans. They thought too much, had weak bodies and were considered valuable to Lord Aklenroth. Bringing Darius in alive would fetch a high reward and that's all the motivation she needed for not murdering him right here on the spot. She moved to take a step forward when Darius dramatically knelt down and bowed his head.

'Darius Barnes! At your service master!" Darius announced. A spade's a spade. A bitch is a bitch and that's what's going to keep me alive… for now. Maybe this monster lady can explain what's going on, because I just can't keep running around confused. I HAVE to figure this out. Whatever this is.

"Small man won't fight? Weak!" Skar spat on the ground beside Darius clearly disgusted by his actions. Skar disliked many things, but weakness was something she couldn't stand to witness.

"Weak?" Darius replied without thinking. He didn't expect the huge green woman to react like that. He thought his act was the golden ticket he needed, but all he did was piss Skar off. Running, wrong. Surrendering, wrong… So what do I do?! A scowl began to form on Darius' face. He had gone from confused to scared to scared and confused to helpless, but now he was just tired of feeling… weak. He stood up to face the orc with a harder expression on his face. The camel's back snaped. "Fuck you! You and I BOTH know you would kill me! You have like 5 feet on me and you're fucking ripped! Oh and let's not forget the weapons and the fact that you killed THAT THING! Him! And you want me to fight you?!" Darius finally pointed at Skar, outraged with not just her, but this whole situation.

Despite the sudden change she saw in Darius, Skar was still unimpressed. All she just heard was how much Darius could bark back. On the upside, he did appear less weak to her now. Still, the orc was set on selling Darius to Aklenroth's forces for her weight in amas and much more. She didn't address his rant and instead turned away to let out a long whistle into the night. Darius held his expression until Skar's eyes met his.

"Human. Not as weak. Still weaker than orc. Skarsnaga will take human to Dark Lord. Dark Lord will buy. Then Skarsnaga will watch execution." Skar explained to Darius as if she was providing an itinerary.

"Execution? I don't even know what's happening and you you're basically saying that I have a price on my head and will be executed once delivered!" Darius hung his head and shook it at this predicament he needed to change.

"Dark Lord hates… fears humans… No humans, no fear. Makes him look weak, but he is strong. Opposite of you. Strong body, weak head. You have hard head, weak body."

A low snort accompanied with the sound of clanking metal was heard. Darius looked past Skar to see a large figure approaching from the direction that Skar had whistled. Skar didn't acknowledge it, so he assumed that it wasn't a threat. That or it would kill her and he would have a brand new problem. The giant boar came into view and stopped beside Skar. Many weapons and sacks were outifted on its leather harness. It was the orc's beast of burden.

"So this Dark Lord guy is… mentally challenged? And you listen to him? Come on Skarsnastica-"

"Skarsnaga Ghasharzol!"

"How 'bout just Skar okay? It actually sounds… Strong!" Darius flexed his bicep. "Aaand I'll remember it. Now, as I was saying… Come on Skar, you know you can fix physical weakness, but we can't go in and fix the Dark Lord's head! So that just means it's about getting paid! I can pay! I can get you paid! And I can get stronger!" Darius' superpower was finally activating. Darius wasn't the brightest man, but he could find the right words for whoever was his audience. "Then we can go to the Dark Lord and just take his money instead of getting whatever he wants to give you!" Darius' enthusiastically attempted to sell himself as a priceless asset to Skar who answered with a scowl. She looked as if she was thinking really hard, and Darius was just hoping he hadn't confused her.

"Skar… I like this name." The orc woman replied. It seemed like she hadn't even listened to Darius' proposal.

Oh god… Why me?

"Skar will test human. If human too weak, Skar will sell. If human strong, Skar will work with human. Get on Peacemaker! We move from here. No more talk." Skar pointed to the giant boar.

"Really?! We ar-" Darius was relieved, but flinched at Skar's repeated demand.

"No more talk!" Darius quickly nodded at Skar who placed her spear onto the boar. Darius walked to the left side of Peacemaker, but saw nothing that would aid him in mounting the animal's harness. Darius jumped up onto the seat and pushed himself up to sit down. Skar stared at how awkwardly Darius had mounted, but just grunted to show her discontent. She didn't mount Peacemaker often due to all the weight the beast already carried. To her, Peacemaker wasn't a mount, but more of a moving storage unit for weapons and items.

The odd duo of human and orc headed westward to Illuminata Kingdom.
In Avalia → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


In Avalia → 5 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Time: Midnight-ish
Location: The river fork between Orc Landing and Illuminata Kingdom
Interaction with: n/a



Confusion. That was the perfect word to describe Darius' initial reaction to waking up in his bed… in the middle of a forest. His first thought was that this was either a dream or a prank. It felt too real to be a dream. The cool breeze between the trees and the earthy smell of the forest were too vivid. And unless someone could move his bed with him in it, out of an apartment building and into the woods on the outskirts of the city while keeping him asleep then this was certainly not a prank. What was it then?

"What the hell… What the hell is going on?" Darius sat himself up and looked around at his surroundings. It didn't matter how hard he thought or how much he looked at, Darius couldn't figure out what this situation was. What did it mean?

The last thing he remembered was finishing a four-mile run. It was more to help him clear his mind than for exercise. He didn't mean to run it at a faster than normal pace, but his brother lingered in his thoughts. Darius was so exhausted afterward, he didn't even bother showering or changing for that matter, he collapsed on he just bed. He noticed his shoes that he had kicked off beside his bed were right where he left them, just this time set down in the grass instead of the tiled floors of his apartment. The natural sounds of the forest filled the air. The chirping of birds, the buzzing of insects, and the rusting of trees… even after the wind died down?

"Anyone here?" The man quickly slipped his sneakers on, not to match his dry-fit shirt and gym shorts as his running outfit, but to make sure he could haul ass if he needed to. One would think Darius was a precog with what came next.

The trees behind Darius rustled in the darkness, causing him to jump forward and off of his bed before turning around to see that a large figure was attempting to navigate through the trees whilst making a sharp sniffing sound. Darius could not discern whether it was fear or confusion that took hold of him, but he did know that he froze where he currently stood. A low grunt from the unknown creature was followed by a long inhale. Then another grunt.

Darius was finally able to get himself to start stepping backward, but he was also trying to remain quiet. If Darius learned anything in the last few minutes about his situation, it was that whatever monstrosity was on the other side of those trees was searching for him. Beads of sweat formed on his face and his breathing became heavier as he grew more fearful.

Run… Run…

A large pale hand broke through the trees and into view. Darius' eyes became wider than he ever thought they could go before.

FUCKING RUN!

The sudden fright possessed Darius to break into a full sprint in the opposite direction of the large creature. With the sheer size of its hand, it could crush his head in its palm like a tomato. That's all the guy needed to know. Darius ran through bushes and branches until he heard a loud crash. The bed. Whatever it was searching for him had destroyed the bed Darius had spent a fine amount on it, but the price of the bed did not matter in the face of terror. Then the sound of the creature rapidly breaking through the forest was heard by Darius.

He didn't know where he was going, but Darius would run to the ends of the earth just so he would never truly know what was now actively chasing him. The sounds of trees toppling over, the pounding footsteps, and low grunts are all the motivation Darius needed. This was either a nightmare or Darius is really about to get murdered by a literal monster. He had never run with this kind of fear in his heart and the adrenaline rush was proof of that.

Darius gasped as he broke through the treeline and into an open plain. He felt relief as he could now run unimpeded. It was a small one, but it was Darius' first victory in this strange world. Though he was still confused, Darius could not help but smile.

A roar sounded from behind as the creature broke through the treeline and also took advantage of now being unimpeded in the open space it entered. Additionally, it could now see what it had been stalking. Its stride would close the gap. That was a fact.

Darius couldn't help but turn around and look at the massive pale humanoid-shaped creature in the moonlight. He didn't know it yet, but it was a cave troll. Its crooked jagged toothed mouth had thick saliva spilling from it and all the creature wore was a large cloth that covered the bits between its legs. Faced with death, Darius let his words fly freely.

"Fuuuuuuck! Please, someone, help me! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! Please, I can't go out like thi-" Darius' eyes widened as wide as they had when he had seen the troll's hand. Another humanoid being was far ahead of him and was running in his direction. "What the hell is going on!?" Darius could feel tears ready to leave his eyes. The figure ahead of Darius appeared to throw something. The sound of the object cutting through the air and over Darius' head was followed by a gushing sound accompanied by a groan from the cave troll. Droplets of blood spattered on Darius's back, causing him to flinch and change direction by darting left. He turned his head to see a large spear impaled into the chest of the creature that had been chasing him. The troll stood in place as blood trickled down its chest. The troll was now focused on its assailant who was sprinting in its direction. Darius, I didn't even notice that he stopped in his tracks as he watched a huge green-skinned humanoid woman spring into action wielding a pair of battle axes.

Skarsnaga Ghasharzol… she was the orc warrior that aimed to bring down the cave troll before her. Her well-placed spear throw limited its mobility. Now for the kill before the troll could think of pulling the spear from its chest. This pale beast was simple when it came to combat. The troll attempted to punch its opponent with its right fist, but Skar dodged to her left and forcefully jabbed her right battle ax into the troll's hand. The troll roared again as it pulled its hand back with the ax embedded in it. In that window of time that Skar bought herself, she continued moving until she was at the troll's 4 o'clock and spun around to swing her other ax with both hands. Blood sprayed onto Skar as her sharp blade met the right Achilles tendon of the troll. Its roar became a whimper before it fell face first causing the spear to dig through and jut out of its back. The blood-covered orc watched the felled creature breath its last breath.

Darius just stared in awe as he had just watched something that looked like it was out of an action movie.

"Epic…" Darius said quietly as he wiped the water from his teary eyes. Unfortunately, his relief quickly turned to concern as he began to gain a better grasp on the situation. His weary eyes met Skar's cold ones in the silence of the moonlit night. She pulled her axes from her kill with her eyes still locked on Darius who was slowly backing away. After placing both axes on her back she stood up on top of the troll and pulled the spear out of the troll's back. "Yup. Time to get the fuck out of here."
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