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In Avalia 7 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Afternoon
Location: Outside of Malthemoor, Daka Island
Interaction with: Myra @13org and Artemis @Potter
Amas: Spent 2100 amas


Darius was surprised at Artemis' reaction as he expected to have a bit of a playful water fight. Oops! He thought as the woman appeared to tremble at the sight of him. When Artemis asked about his presence on Daka, Darius raised an eyebrow.

"Daka Island is where I need to be right now… And we stay at Aklenroth's castle." Darius informed. Artemis seemed wary about going with Darius and Myra, but she would be in much more danger being left in this lake.

After a bit of conversation, the trio headed back to the amora with Darius carrying Artemis of course. He learned that she could change her tail into legs, but they were very weak and she was out of practice when it came to walking. Darius didn't mind her minor handicap. He could teach Myra to talk and Artemis to walk between what Kol described as vigorous training. Speaking of Kol, he had spent Darius' amas on a dragon egg incubator and something he called flarus, a "performance enhancer" of sorts. He also mentioned a ball Darius could attend in the coming days in order to find humans… real humans.

Upon arriving back at the castle, Darius allowed Myra and Artemis to keep each other company as Kol wanted Darius to not have any "distractions" and conduct their training in one of the darker parts of the castle. The incubator was placed elsewhere and was not to be concerned with, but Darius was still very hyped up about it. The only thing more exciting was the prospect of training with Kol. The two stood amongst the dilapidated ruins beyond the bridge to the main portion of the castle. Darius was wearing the black leather armor Skar had purchased, eager to start as he stood beside Kol.

"I get to finally train my magic. I'll be-"

"No."

"No?" Darius was a bit perplexed by Kol's quick response.

"Human. You have no experience in the use of weapons or even combat. You may have better fitness than I initially assumed, but you are nowhere close to where you need to be. Making you a mage and just training your elemental magic is the easiest path, but it would not-" This time Kol was cut off

"Let's just do things your way then. We don't have a lot of time, so just tell me what I need to do… I'll do it and judge the results later." Darius said seriously which made Kol silently nod. It was time to train.

Time: Night
Location: Ember Grove Streets to Ember Grove Hand of God Church
Interaction with: @AtomicNut Frida


Damien's cold expression soften a bit as Frida spoke, but into bored tired look. Just say "I don't believe you, so I'm going to keep a close eye on you until I do" lady.

"If your test of faith means spending your night with me then I welcome it." Damien grinned and bounced his eyebrows like the Cassanova he clearly wasn't. Despite his words, he didn't really want that… anymore. Damien was just hoping he could bother the woman enough to leave out of disgust for him.

When she spoke of Lucy as a bird, Damien looked at the familiar with his devilish grin. Lucy croaked and turned away from the woman and her comments on her.

"She's always been there for me. Like a big sister of sorts." When offered coffee, Damien frowned. "No thank you. I like my… Finally." Damien interrupted himself as he heard the faint footsteps followed by the appearance of Father Xavier, leader of Ember Grove's Holy Saviors.

With a kind smile on his face as he saw both of his requests for aid standing in his church, together.

"God gives me so many blessings. Sister Frida and Mr. Crawford. My means to either save or damn those who conspire and bed with Satan." Xavier looked back and forth between the two and stopped at Damien. He was easier in Xavier's eyes. Simple. "Nice to finally meet the man I've heard so much about. Coven after coven across this country wiped out like as if pestilence himself struck them!"

"That's just too much praise for a guy like me." Damien chuckled, as he stepped forward. Like you need to cut down on the talking. I'm trying to not spend my whole night at a church. "I actually have my eyes on two covens. I just need time, and I can hit them hard and fast. The only thing I ask of you is to allow me to work independently. I can't infiltrate a coven if I'm seen going to church to report every move I make."

"I want to see the same results I heard of from Atlanta. If you require independence to do so, I will place my faith in this." Damien nodded at Xavier who continued to smile kindly. Xavier then turned to Sister Frida. "Sister Frida the Hand of God Church is grateful in receiving you and your reputation for saving those possessed by Satan's spawn."
In Avalia 7 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Afternoon
Location: Outside of Malthemoor, Daka Island
Interaction with: Myra @13org and Artemis @Potter
Amas:


Darius could only be confused by the nondisclosure from Artemis and the nonverbal direction from Myra regarding the lake. Despite his unsureness, Darius let the woman down and turned around as requested. At that moment he remembered the first time he tried to bathe himself in Avalia and then imagined it being so much colder for Artemis.

It was not enough to imagine as he felt the water himself. Feeling a splash of water hit his backside. The cold made him flinch before he turned around to see…

"What the fuck…" Darius stared at the laughing Artemis WHO WAS REALLY A MERMAID in disbelief.

”So, human huh?”

”Does Earth have anyone like me?”

Darius just stared, not responding as he thought about what he was seeing. This woman isn't a human… Disappointment set in and for a second it was visible on his face. He managed a smile as he didn't want to take away from the happiness the woman now felt.

"You sure it doesn't bother you?" Darius smirked as he thrust his hand to shoot a stream of water from it and into the lake, close enough to splash Artemis back.


Time: Night
Location: Outside the Pit
Interaction with: @AtomicNut Lupin, @princess Angel, @Potter Nikolaus


Sean raised an eyebrow at Angel's descriptions for the suspicious pair she had seen.

"A girl with an older dude, yes, but those descriptions don't add up. The old guy had a lot of gray if you get what I mean, and the girl was far from being in gothic clothing." Sean thought it possible that the pair she saw entered the club before his arrival. He was aware that Angel was too eager and the wild child of the squad, but she wasn't an idiot.

And here it comes.

Nikolaus and Angel were like two peas from completely different pods that managed to roll up right up next to each other on a carnivore dieter's dinner plate. Sean found their banter to be amusing at times, but could only take it in small doses. It was always Angel being hardy and confident clashing with Nikolaus' seriousness and wanting to help. Sean knew Angel was embellishing her story but listened silently with an amused smile.

"Really?" Sean wanted to poke at Nikolaus a bit as well as he entertained Angel's story. "You're right Niko. The important thing is that they're gone… Oh and there's no fucking way I'm stepping foot in that club. Even with Mister and Misses Frankenstein at my side…" Sean shook his head before he noticed that it wasn't his quick retort that stopped Niko mid-sentence. The hunter had spotted someone exiting the club. The sugar daddy…

"That's the old guy I was talking about. His girlfriend is definitely not human, but I'm not sure about him…" Sean informed before taking the initiative of addressing the man across from them. He jogged across the road and stopped just before he could reach the sidewalk. "Hey sir, is everything alright with you? I can call you an ambulance if you want. Your friend know you're out here?" Sean played concerned, but he was remaining both alert and observant. Why did you come out this way? Something drive you out? Physically, you look fine, but you're clearly shaken up by something.
In Avalia 7 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Late Afternoon
Location: Roshmi City Docks
Interaction with:


Since departing from the scorched home, Umber had occupied his time searching for a particular someone on his own. The name had not meant much to him when the fox child addressed him as it. It was simply a lead to follow, and the demon had the time. He had roamed Roshmi long enough that he was sure word of his presence filled whispers and murmurs of the fearful and confused. The sureness came from what he felt in the city. The various and random emotions he picked up were beginning to focus even if it was just a bit.

Fear… Hate… Worry… Confusion… Delicious! Umber floated towards the Roshmi City docks while groups of civilians tried their best to keep out of the path of his large floating body. Word was spreading about a monster that floated through the streets, grabbing citizens at random and "questioning" them. Umber landed softly in front of an establishment that fell between a waterfront residential district and the docks themselves. Beside the building was a warehouse filled with workers trying to earn a bit of amas for their physical labor. The owner of this warehouse sat comfortably behind a desk inside the smaller building. Surefire Shipping…

The door swung open and the demon entered, his eyes immediately locking on the light elven lord seated with a shocked expression on his face. A snicker escaped Umber.

"Relax yourself Lord Norkas… Afterall, Lady Tsarra Urmicca sent me all the way here to see you about doing some work. Allow me to show you what I can do."

Time: Night
Location: Ember Grove Streets to Ember Grove Hand of God Church
Interaction with: @AtomicNut Frida


Shit! Damien retracted his hand and gave it a quick shake after his finger touched the crucifix. The silver burned like scalding hot pot and he just touched it without thinking. His mind raced for an excuse for his reaction, but her narrowed eyes told him there was nothing he could say.

He took a step back as he lowered the hand that had been burned. While staring into the now fierce expression of the nun. Damien remained silent as he tried to get a grasp on the situation.

"What?" Damien's eyes shifted towards Lucy for a moment. The bird simply watched in silence. She's a nun that knows what I am, with a silver cross, but she's here in this church? His confused expression suddenly morphed into a cold stare. "I told you why I'm here. And I guess Xavier didn't keep you in the loop of things... or you're new here." Damien said before Lucy croaked. "Or you're not even a Holy Savior judging by your reaction to my… condition." Damien was grateful for Lucy.

Time: Night
Location: Ember Grove Hand of God Church
Interaction with: @AtomicNut Frida


Glowing red eyes would probably suit a guy like me though. Damien's thoughts were still on the Alpha status of werewolves when he noticed a figure subtly enter the church. At first, he didn't pay her much attention and possibly might have left her alone, but she approached him.

A warm smile formed on his face as his eyes met the woman's. He normally tried to avoid idle chatter with Holy Saviors and members of the church in general, but tonight he considered himself to be a bit of a ladies man. Sure, the woman was a nun, but it made things all the more exciting.

"Neither, but thank you sister. I am here to speak to Xavier though." Damien looked over his shoulder in the direction where the offices were located. "Actually…" Damien walked forward to close the gap between himself and the woman. "What brings such a young and beautiful woman to the church at this time of night? You should be home already..." Damien reached to touch the crucifix. "Sometimes there are circumstances where even God can't save you." Damien spoke gently. Meeting Xavier could wait, Damien was already enjoying the company of this one.
In Avalia 7 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


Time: Noon
Location: Outside of Malthemoor, Daka Island
Interaction with: Myra @13org and Artemis @Potter
Amas:


"A delight?" Darius wondered why the woman found his excitement amusing. Perhaps he was coming off comically overjoyed. He didn't give it too much thought and just shrugged. Darius could see his reaction being quite humorous in the eyes of someone else. His smile faded however when he watched Artemis stand on her shaky and shiny legs. The scaly patterns over them sparkled as the light coming through the trees hit them. Those are some fancy leggings. The scales nearly distracted him from Artemis' attempt at walking. She was trying to head towards the direction she pointed to. "Hey the amora is back-" Darius' gasped at Artemis' sudden fall into the cold grass.

Darius didn't think about moving to Artemis' side, he just did it. He wasn't sure what was wrong with her, but she needed to get to the body of water beyond the trees ahead. Darius could see Artemis wasn't just begging to go, she was fighting to. Her breaths were strained, her body trembled, but Darius had her.

"Artemis… I got you." Darius said as he got in front of her and lifted her up before cradling her in his arms. He gave Artemis a friendly smile before making his way towards the lake. "I got you." Darius repeated to assure the woman. When the trio reached the lake, Darius took a step by the edge of the shore. "So you want to take a dip in here? Do you know how cold this shit is!?" Darius looked at Artemis, perplexed.


Time: Past Dusk
Location: Outside the Pit
Interaction with: @AtomicNut Lupin, @Pyxis Lilith, @princess Angel, @Potter Nikolaus


Sean’s eyes widened at the reaction he received. A bite? Sean wished he hadn’t taken the pair he was looking at for granted. I was about to give Angel shit for suspecting a gold digger and sugar daddy for being suspicious… but now I’m the hunter who let them get away… Oh really? Sean scowled towards the female that he watched blatantly turn towards him while sticking out her tongue. Temptation begged him to follow the pair, but common sense told temptation to shut the fuck up. Sean sighed at the second failed hunt tonight. She saw me, so going in there, especially knowing the place to be vampire hangout, would be too reckless. Plus, there’s too much collateral in there. Another night I guess

Sean rolled up his window all the way and clutched his weapon. He didn’t like failing and despite the silence, there was a raging riot of negativity rampaging through his thoughts. He thought of the old guy who could be that woman’s snack or what about that kid that was changed tonight. If he had been ready, he may have had a better chance of saving him. Now he has to put the guy down. Fuck! Sean was ready to turn the key in the ignition before he spotted two familiar faces making their way over towards his vehicle, through his tinted windows. He rolled his down and when he felt they were in hearing distance, he spoke.

“I swung and I missed. I didn’t think Anna Nicole and her sugar daddy were anything but you having a case of bad judgment, Angel. But joke’s on me… They’re in the club now. Safe around warm and cold bodies. How’d you two do? Thought there was only one, and I thought you were off, Niko.” Sean stepped out of his truck and his eyes looked Angel from head to toe… almost twice over before chuckling. Maybe that answers it.

Time: Night
Location: Ember Grove Streets to Ember Grove Hand of God Church
Interaction with: None


Damien had much to think about on the stroll through Ember Grove. The small town had a lot to offer considering its size and location. Like a hidden gem of sorts. Perhaps if he wasn’t scheming to murder his ex-girlfriend and her family, he could really appreciate this place. He let his mind wander into his lies and schemes as he walked for some time. The man had a way of drowning out the world. This skill showcased itself when Lucy had notified him of Violet’s appearance during his departure. He hadn’t even bothered to turn around or even visibly react. What’s done is done. The scrap of paper played its role, but Violet was quicker than he predicted. It’s as if she knows my whole strategy… Damien fought the urge to smirk to himself.

After several minutes, Damien found himself outside of the Hand of God Church, the Christian Church that the Ember Grove Holy Saviors used as their base of operations. Despite Lucy informing him that the coast was clear, Damien still made the effort to look from left to right before entering the house of God. He was not surprised to find the doors open, but the pews vacant. The church was a victim to a cold silence that Damien oddly found comforting. He figured Xavier was deeper within the building, in his private chambers.

Instead of advancing forward, Damien eyed the interior. I’ve seen better. Damien walked all the way up to the stage and stood beside the pulpit. He faced the empty pews with a smile.

“I wonder how power like this feels.” Damien spoke softly to himself. There was a time when Damien had attempted commanding a wold pack of his own. An omega attempting to lead other omegas was no simple feat. Killing an alpha also was no simple feat...
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