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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

Farce - Judah's House
@Spiffy

"Tell him the contact stuff, if you would please. I'm gonna get back in contact with my guy." Gaia asked as she left the kitchen, heading back to her room as she called Chilly Willy back.

"Mayn, do you call back fast."

"Can you still get us that floor plan."

"It's under a red barrel, mayn. Southern side of the buildin'."

"Nice. Check the news later." Click.

Gaia began to prepare her bag, grabbing Carlotta and her typical assortment of stuff, including a flashlight, dental floss, fake gun, a singular flashbang grenade (nabbed from the Community), and a set of brass knuckles (also nabbed from the Community). How useful these items would be, she had no idea, but each one had their uses, that was for sure. The twin put on a generic black hoodie and began to walk out of her room when she heard her brother chime into her head.

"Think we can actually trust Judah, after what that Troll said?" "Yes. Especially since he doesn't mind our presence." "He probably doesn't mind it because you show off your body all the damn time." "Buzzkill." "Don't forget your mask, eye candy." Gaia grabbed her mask as she left her room, speaking back to Dunn while she stepped back out. "Thanks for the reminder, buzzkill."
Anomaly


Xoxi's voice was softer than normal, but she responded to Alex quickly after being addressed. "O-okay..." Several medics carried the amputee up to a room where she could be healed by a professional in the hospital. A few of the doctors noticed her purely because of her face (while bloodied and bruised) because of why she was in there originally. This was the same hospital. She texted her best friend while she was being taken up there, her ghost hands having to press really hard on her phone's screen.

Swing by the hospital. I need to talk to you soon.

A tall doctor, wearing scrubs and no latex gloves, entered Xoxi's room after a few minutes, flipping through her files as he spoke to her very quickly. "Do you want a minute or two alone before I come back in here?" The teen nodded, and the doctor left.

After a few seconds of her staring at her jacket in silence, Xoxi began to speak to herself. At least, that's what it seemed like.

"... Highs? Any of you there...?" Xoxi asked, almost thinking of herself as an idiot for doing this. She didn't believe in the Highs as these powerful deities, she thought of them as people who had it easier than most. Maybe they'd be willing to prove her wrong, though. "... what did that asshole mean with her stupid allegories...?"

@Old Amsterdam
@Crossfire
I'm down with literally whatever.

That being said, Tibulus wants to 1v1 somebody! Let's go!
Lillian
Happyverse
@The 42nd Gecko@TheWindel

"D'aw fuck. Sorry about leavin' ya there." Lillian's mech landed besides Miyu as Lillian grabbed some stuff out of it, a slight smile on her face as she did so. "Alchemy shit got my attention." A small wooden table appeared beside the two mech drivers, along with some markers and paper as Lillian began to hatch her master plan to do something to get some sort of cash for the city. While she imagined that a lot of her talents weren't incredibly useful, alchemy had limitless possibilities in the right hands. Maybe something she could concoct would sell well and contribute to her and Miyu's success?

"Ay, Miyu, any ideas on what I could try'n sell?"


Bonesword
On a contested Machina Border...
@The 42nd Gecko@Awesomoman64

"Why are you two talking about souls?" Bonesword approached the two other fighters as Charlie tailed behind him, not doing much aside from keeping alert and making sure nobody tried to kill his master. The skeleton man had clearly gotten into a scuffle, as he was currently carrying a demon head in one hand and a bloody Shroomblade in the other, but for the most part, he looked rather normal for his standards. "Talking about souls doesn't cause any good to come your way. I know that better than most."
@Eviledd1984
I have no authority here, but I must say to you, my good man.

"DEED YOU DOWNLOAD BOOBS AGAIN JOEL?!"
Bonesword - Sashimi XL Time

What...

... is...

... THAT?!

What was once a man with a giant gash in his side now stood a fifteen foot tall monster of huge muscles and saltwatery smells. It was rather impressive, if not for the fact that it punched Bonesword's face and cracked his beautiful skull. That was one of a kind! LITERALLY! If one of the components of this guy was able to crack a skull, who knows what this giant conglomeration could do!

Bonesword looked at his weapon again, as if it was talking to him. Then he heard Caesar speak and say the same thing his weapon "said".

"Already ahead of both of you! KOJO KOJO TREANT!"

Several stump treants began to climb out of the deck, leaving it intact as Bonesword chuckled, bringing his sword back up to face towards the shrimp's head. He looked laughable at best. The stumps on the deck began to group around the swollen shrimp's legs, slowly growing up into true treants as they surrounded the shrimp. Just as they began to swarm the man (not attacking him, just trying to keep him in place), Bonesword had an amazing idea. "We need Dirk."

They needed to dodge.
@Sickle-cell@PlatinumSkink
I keep forgetting to ping you guys! Ping!
Anomaly
In the VTOL, en route to mission


Anomaly sat in the VTOL, awkwardly looking around at the other people in the ship as she had a single ghost hand tap the seat beside her, seemingly to pass the time and remove some anxious feelings. She was a bit nervous, since she hadn't been in the field for a good while. She didn't need to be, typically, but when she did get in the field, oh boy was it fun.

Well, "fun" in a very everything-is-trying-to-kill-you way.

Eventually the teen was too tired of the silence and decided to speak up to the rest of her squad for this mission. "How's life going for all of you guys?"
@Old Amsterdam@ProPro@Yoshua171
Ping! Forgot the mentions in my last post.
Farce - Judah's House
@Spiffy

"Hey buddy!" Gaia began petting on the dog that bounded over to her as she bent over, hugging the pup and scratching his back. Axel was there for her through this, and even though Dunn didn't show it, he still appreciated the company. It was clear to the two that this was a very good boy. Probably one of the goodest boys Gaia had ever met.

The twin looked up at Judah when he entered the room, watching as he left for a second and returned, offering a snapple to Gaia. "No thanks. I think I'll be okay," Gaia said as she walked over to the counter, placing down the notebook she had and sliding it over to Judah. "I did get this, though."

Basically, mayn, there's this whole warehouse operation owned by a small rival gang to me known as "the Highlanders", whatever that's supposed to mean. They've got a stack of money and merch, if you catch my drift, mayn, and they're holed up in a shipping warehouse on the western outskirts of Denver. A mayn with a nasal problem told one of my boys that the operation has a small bit of intel about that one gang, the Communion I think, and how they were looking to purchase some of the merch, mayn. I can get you a floor plan if you're in needs of it, mayn, but I trust that the team that busted my job would be able to break the one of a rival gang.

"I think they might've gotten something on the Community, not the Communion, but whether it's useful or not won't be figured out unless we make a choice."



Kyoshi remained silent. She had nothing to add to this conversation between her leader and this... Gabriel guy. The rocks around her simply began to rotate around her, avoiding contact with objects as they orbited at a more fluent pace, on a fixed axis, on a fixed path. The teen did, however, look a wall a short distance away. Yeahhh... that was a bit of a mess with the crater in it and such...
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