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Current Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.
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They call it science "fiction" when there are currently more planets inhabited by robots than planets inhabited by humans.
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"Writing about magic is harder than writing about spies because you’re dealing with something that doesn’t really exist."
5 yrs ago
If you're ever lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while, it won’t feel like you're alone anymore. Problem solved.
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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”
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HITMAN

"𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙰𝚗 𝚎𝚗𝚍. 𝚈𝚎𝚜... 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎. 𝙸𝚗𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚋𝚟𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚎. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑."

Who I Am

Longtime RPer that has not RPed in a hot second. Pondering a return from a self-imposed exile.


Where I Am


Currently Running
Nothing at the moment, but maybe keep an eye out.

Currently Participating
n/a. Maybe it'll change? ;)

Honors

"He's a two-faced bastard of a GM."


"He's American. Enough said"


"He abuses us with lenny faces"

Comment: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"He hates the gays"


"Wait, since you're a hitman, can't you just scan the bar code on the back of your head and just bring your post back?"


"I have never met a more horrible, selfish, ungrateful human than Hitman. I wish I didn't have to live inside his body 24/7 for the rest of my pathetic, meaningless existence."

老吾老,以及人之老;幼吾幼,以及人之幼

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Is it possible for me to hop on in here? Or are you full?

No problem if you are. Just seem to be interested.
@Agent 47
So...uh...what exactly is the plot? I get the premise of the roleplay, but what will our characters be doing?


The US side will be trying to overthrow the Soviet side, primarily by killing Superman. The Soviet allies will obviously try to stop that.

It's Cold War with superheroes, basically.
You can choose. I'm not going to limit creativity.

And the world is literally our Earth, lol.


Imagine a world where Superman was not the American hero. Imagine a world that is, in fact, quite the opposite of what everybody would expect.

What if Superman's spacecraft landed in Ukraine instead of Kansas? What if Superman was no longer the great American icon...but a Soviet hero?

Year: 1980
Location: Washington DC, United States

"Mr. President! Mr. President!" News reporters and journalists flocked around the podium. In the distance was the White House, an impressive building, along with the Capitol Building. Standing at the podium was a tall, stately, and bald man, wearing a suit and tie. Standing next to him was a slightly younger man, with orange hair and green eyes. Right next to the man was a woman, with long black hair and shapely figure. Men in sunglasses stood nearby, watching over the crowd, dubious stares hidden beneath their shades.

A journalist began to speak, holding a microphone to his mouth. "Today marks the inauguration of Lex Luthor, former S.T.A.R Labs employee and LexCorp founder and CEO as President of the United States of America, running with James Olson, former CIA agent. This day...hold on, he's about to speak!"

The cameras all focused on soon-to-be President Luthor as he cleared his throat, before speaking.

"Good morning, fellow Americans...today is an important day. Today is, yes, the day of my inauguration and ascension into this renowned office. But today also marks the anniversary of our official enmity against our communist enemy, the USSR. Ever since the public reveal of Superman, an alien, to be working for the Communist Party in Russia, America has delved into panic, madness. He posed a threat that we could not match. During my time on STAR Labs and as CEO of LexCorp, I have been investigating ways to defeat this enemy. And now, as President of the United States, I believe I have the tools necessary to defeat Superman and the USSR. I promise you, the American people, that we will prevail against the Soviet Union, like we have our enemies in the past."

Luthor continued to speak to the crowd, about relationships with allies that also opposed the rapid spreading of the USSR ever since Superman took the reigns, about advanced missile technology, and about domestic improvements to economically usurp the Soviet Union. However, as soon as the long inaugural speech was over, he quickly retired to the Oval Office, where he grabbed the phone and immediately made a call.

"Mrs. Waller? Yes. Begin Phase 1 of our plan. Yes, the Anti-Superman plan. We must show him the United States will not be pushed around any longer."

Location: Moscow, Russia

The man known as Superman descended from the skies, landing on a metal podium. Cheering people, all healthy and clean, surrounded him. Superman was a handsome being, slick black hair neatly parted, shining teeth. he wore a grey suit, with a red cape flowing majestically in the wind and a Soviet Union symbol plastered on his chest.

He began to speak in fluent Russian. "Brothers, sisters, today marks another day since I have led the Soviet Union. It has been a wonderful few years. And I intend for it to be just as wonderful for every passing one. Since I have led our nation, we have eliminated hunger. We have eliminated crime. We have eliminated poverty. We have eliminated unemployment." Superman did not mention they had eliminated freedom, but he felt no need to.

"Some people have questioned my loyalty to the Soviet Union." He scoffed. "Those people will serve no purpose in the future. However, I promise I will remain a firm supporter of the Soviet cause. I promise to be a champion of the gentle laborer. I promise to fight for Stalin, for socialism, and the international expansion of the Warsaw Pact." The crowd cheered.

"And if you remain loyal to me, I promise I will bring the new President and the United States down to their knees, begging for mercy from the Soviet Union!"

Guidelines

This is not a canon continuation or anything of the actual Red Son comic strip. It simply borrows the central idea and some of the characters- namely Lex Luthor, Jimmy Olson, Lois Lane/Luthor, and of course Superman. Feel free to be just about any character other than those, as long as the fit into the story. OCs are allowed- feel free to make them, so long as they fit in with the story.

No overly mature themes and please put in effort, blah blah you get the drill.

Any questions about the universe that's already established, feel free to ask.
So in the past few months there have been some attempts to start another Soul Eater RP, but non have been a success. Either because the GM disappeared or those play lost interest. Well I really wanna give it a shot, and I can promise that I won't be magically dying in the middle of the RP. I think to make the RP work we need a good story to follow (that's flexible) a dedicated gm and at least 2 co-gms and some nice rprs.

I have an idea for a post-world war between the witches and local governments. The witches fought for their own country and won. Now the DWMA must step in and see what they are planning and try to stop it. But the story is up for debate and can be changed/further developed. I would like people to play as weapons and meisters of different kinds shapes and sizes, also maybe we have a good witch here and there. So if your interested I would be happy to get started on something.


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Can't say I'm uninterested. Good job.
Alright. I removed Light because I think it's too close to Life and so we can have an even number.

Thread'll be up shortly.
Cool. On mobile, will update later


There can really be no peace without justice. There can be no justice without truth. And there can be no truth, unless somebody rises up to tell you the truth.
Louis Farrakhan








Chapter 1: The Beginning


The history of the Royal Province of Titania was solely dictated on two beings. These beings were twins, the dual forces of Life and Death. Both Life and Death understood that one without the other would lead to pain and suffering- the inability to die would result in overpopulation and torture, and the inability to live would leave but a barren wasteland. Despite this knowledge, the two always tried to up the other. When Life created Flora to populate Titania, Death created Fire to consume it. When Life created Fauna to roam the ground, Death created Plagues to consume them. When Life created Water for her creatures to drink and flourish, Death created Lightning to electrify the oceans. When Life created humans, her magnum opus, Death bestowed upon them Free Will and Choice, so they themselves could decide whether Life or Death was more powerful.

This type of rivalry was natural for two siblings of opposite sentiments- but it soon spun out of control. This began when Life decided to create the Avatars of Everything. The Avatars were human, but they were more. Each Avatar controlled one either Life or Death’s precious elements. These Avatars were truly irritating to Death- not only had these Avatars violated his precious Free Will by being only good, not evil, they were also taking some of his power away! Death was a power-hungry individual, so the mere thought of somebody taking his power away was painful for him. To counter the Avatars, he created the Danger, creatures that all shared the ferocious power of darkness and night. And so the Avatars went, fighting the Danger forever. The Avatars soon teamed up and lead the military of Titania, leading to the 14-year Danger War, which lead to almost all of the Danger being exterminated or driven away.

Chapter 2: Titan Heart


After the Danger War ended, the Avatars returned being treated like heroes. They became the top advisors to the Royal Family of Titania, the Inconel Family. The Avatar’s great power was used to forge the Titan Heart, a magical sphere of energy that contained more power than anything Titania had ever seen before. The Titan Heart cast away the Danger, and had the powers of the elements- it was like a superweapon. It could create wildfires, give way to floods, forge indestructible weapons, form life, bring death, anything it wanted. Using its power, the Kingdom of Titania easily took over its neighbouring countries without shedding a single drop of their own soldier’s blood. The Titan Heart soon powered every home in Titania, built every building, healed much illness. This era of worldwide peace and happiness was called the Titan Age, and people thought it would never fall. The Titan Age lasted for a few hundred years.

Chapter 3: The Purge


After a while, though, people began to question the Avatars. Why could they use magic and the rest couldn’t? They must have been different. They were products of Death, secretly plotting to overtake Titania and bring back the Danger. These feelings spread across the entire country of Titania.

The current king at that time, King Elias Willis “Ironskin” Inconel, heard these rumors, and decided that the Avatars were obsolete. They had the Titan Heart now, who needed them anyway? Thus began the Purge. Their armies rising, Titania attacked the Avatars. With the power of the Titan Heart on their side, the armies were incredibly powerful. Spewing flames and death, the Avatars fled and went into hiding.

Everything seemed good for a few hundred years more, but then it happened. The Titan Heart died. It turns out that with no other magical presence, the Titan Heart could not continue dishing out magic. Now just scraps of metal and with hardly a flicker of magic left, the Golden Age of Titania, the Titan Age, fell. Opposing kingdoms attacked Titania, taking back their land and then some. Famines and plagues rippled through the lands. Crime arose. Everything went to hell. With this, Death knew it was his time to strike. The largest Danger Beast ever, called Typhus, arose and lead an attack on Titania. With no Avatars nor Titan Heart to defend itself, Titania was ravaged. Still, the Inconels' insisted this was the Avatars's doing, leading to still-high hatred for the Avatars (who they thought were dead.)

However, all hope was not lost. The Avatars had, at this point, been reintegrated into society. None of them knew they were Avatars, but they found out. Life came to them in a dream. Stand up, the heavenly figure said, and defend Titania.

tl;dr


-Life and Death are gods in country called Titania
-rivals, trying to beat the other with their creations
-Life creates Avatars, basically People with Element Powers
-Death creates Danger, beasts with Evil Powers
-The Avatars attack the Danger w/ help from Titania's military, drive them away
-Avatars are heroes and make Titan Heart (magic fireplace, essentially) that makes everything good
-eventually, people don't like Avatars and drive them away too
-but because Titan Heart needs magic nearby to stay alive it soon goes caput
-everything goes to HELL
-people still blame Avatars
-Danger comes back with supergiant Danger Beast and starts killing things
-Avatars turn out to be in hiding, unaware of their abilities until Life comes in a dream and tells them to go fight the Danger, restore the Titan Heart etc etc
-there's your rundown now go READ





Elements


Fire: Creator and Destroyer
@Agent 47

Water: Body of the Ocean
@Congee

Earth: Foundation of Everything
@semicolon

Air: The Breath of Life
@snake153

Flora: Gift of Nature
@DangDude

Fauna: Mighty Beasts
@SantosGabriel77

Lightning: Necessary Force
@Ixa

Plague: Unspeakable Pain
@Bishop





So yeah. That's a concept of an RP I had somewhere else, slightly trimmed. Feel free to stake your claim on which element you want.

So fill up all except one. I'll take the last one left, I don't really care.

Agent 47, out.
Oh, RPing is just so enticing. I'm back.

This RP will not be alive, but I'm probably going to back a new one not too long down the road, if any of you are still around. Might take a while- I want to experiment with some new ideas first.

Still.
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