Holy Soldier

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Level: 1
Day/Time: Day One; Evening
Location: Tetris Castle Reception Hall
Tag: @Hostile@Lmpkio@Bright_Ops Mention: Everyone Else

After launching the table at Freeman with an overjoyed smile, the expression immediately fled from his face when he realized that he had nearly flattened the physicist with the table. Mario paled in shock and was relieved when the man managed to dodge out of the way. Blushing, he rubbed the back of his neck as he waved at Freeman apologetically.

“Whoops.”

Right after, Freeman retaliated with a scatter shot of wedding cake. Mario, still wielding his trusty turkey bat, sliced through one of the cake missiles with it. Mario scowled, realizing some sort of trend was happening. Why was everyone attacking him? Were they all haters? His suspicions were worsened when he noticed a flying object out of the corner of his eye. Mario thrust his arms forward and thrust his hips back, bending into a “C” to dodge a turkey leg that soared passed his mid-section.

Another turkey leg? he thought, before his eyes rolled over to see Luigi standing next to crushSamus. Were they teaming up? Mario stared at the exchange between them. They were across the room and it was too difficult to make out exactly what they were saying, but he could tell by the smirk on her face that it was exactly what he had feared. That son ova’ bitch! Trynna’ steal my woman!?

Mario’s grip tightened on the bone of the turkey leg as a hard frown turned his lips. Luigi knew that he had liked Samus, but between the two of them, he actually had the balls to make it known to her unlike him. An envious flame appeared within Mario’s blue eyes as he thought, This means war!

Seeing Samus put her helmet on to hide her beauty was icing on the cake. Luigi ruins everything! The bounty hunter directed her cannon at him and Mario grasped the turkey bat with both hands, knocking the end of it against the floor before he raised it into a batter’s stance.

“Bring it! I’ll take both of you on!” Mario angrily bellowed. As she started firing oranges, Mario rapidly struck and punted each orange back at her and Luigi.

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@Etherean FireApproved.

@HostileI almost made Solid Snake my second but I can't have a completely serious character.

I'm still not online guys. Having a movie night with friends.

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@Gentlemanvaultboy@Lmpkio@SuddenSardines@Bornlucky@Aether Spawn@Hostile@Loki Odinson@Bright_Ops@Fabricant451@Chaotic Chao@LowKey123@Etherean Fire@knighthawk@Spinosaurus

I'm in the movie theater for Rogue One but as soon as I get a chance, I will post for Mario and immediately post the Stop for the XP event, which will move us along with the game. Whatevrr XP you receive is what you will get. If you calculate something different than me, then I more than likely took XP away from you. If it is a one to two point difference, then I may have miscalculated, which will be rare due to me using a calculator. But hey, shit happens. But yeah, no whining or bitching about XP. If you had XP taken from you, then you should know why because it would have been for a very obvious reason.

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@HostileNope.

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@DracoLunarisAccepted. Move it over to the CS thread.

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@HostileUh no, he needs to get his CS approved because posting it in the IC tab without my approval is an automatic rejection.

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@Argetlam350Like it. Approved. :)

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@Gentlemanvaultboy@Lmpkio@SuddenSardines@Bornlucky@Aether Spawn@Hostile@Loki Odinson@Bright_Ops@Fabricant451@Chaotic Chao@LowKey123@Etherean Fire@knighthawk@Spinosaurus

I am going to be ending the XP event on the next GM post I post, which may or may not be my next post. It depends on the situation but I'm letting you all know that it's going to happen real soon so there's no surprise.

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Level: 1
Day/Time: Day One; Evening
Location: Tetris Castle Reception Hall
Tag: @Hostile@Gentlemanvaultboy@Lmpkio@Bright_Ops Mention: Everyone Else

Mario had been grinning wickedly while he watched his starchy projectile fly toward his future wife Smash rival @Lmpkio. His expression dramatically changed when a white canine [@Gentlemanvaultyboy] leapt in front of Samus to intercept the potato. His dark brows shot upwards and his jaw dropped in a silent What the fuck?

“Where did that dog come from?” Mario growled. He would have called Samus a cheater but he wasn’t sure if the dog was hers or not.

The plumber tensed when the bounty hunter cast a vicious glare in his direction. He held his hands up pathetically in surrender, his grin turning sheepish.

“Come on, lighten up, eh?” he tried to reason, and watching the woman resort to loading her arm cannon with a submarine sandwich, he knew there wasn’t going to be any light-hearted laughter.

Several things happened in that second, cream started raining from overheard. Mario raised his arm to shield his face from the rain before turning in an attempt to run from Samus’s homing shot. Instead, he turned right into a giant drumstick—karma was a bitch! The leg struck him in the face, causing his eyes to lock closed and face to scrunch in pain.

“Agh, shit!” Mario exclaimed. His arms caught the hot leg before it could hit the floor, and he managed to open one eye. The other eye had some salt and marinade on it. He immediately turned toward Samus’s homing sandwich missile with the bone gripped in both hands like a bat.

“Batter up!” he shouted, swinging the piece of meat in the same manner he would his power hammer at the missile. The sandwich exploded much like Samus had hoped, layering the plumber in a suit of bread, deli, cheese, tomato, lettuce, et al. Lowering the drumstick, Mario’s eyes narrowed into an unenthusiastic expression as he wiped sandwich from his face with a sandwich-covered hand. She was going to pay for that but before he could exact his revenge, he glanced over at Luigi.

Mario noticed his brother was angry and blushed. A nervous smile cracked on his face as he hid the drumstick behind his back.

“Mama mia, it’s Luigi! It’s been so long,” Mario pathetically greeted. “They invited you here?”

He sounded surprised, which wasn’t a good start for their sudden reunion. There wasn’t any time to spare as fruit tarts started raining from the sky. It was then that Mario realized that his one thrown potato had started a chain of chaos. Every hero in the room was equipping every nutritional weapon they could find to take with them into battle. Slapping a fruit aside with his turkey bat, Mario watched the flying scientist @Hostile leap with an impressive amount of air that could have rivaled the Power Jump. He landed and armed himself with cakes using his weird gun thing, and out of all the people in the room, he wanted to attack him. Really?

Mario whacked the first cake away with his turkey bat, and blocked the following cakes with his poultry weapon. Cake splattered everywhere adding to the sandwich meat that already covered his body. Out of frustration, Mario spoke once more to Luigi:

“All right; you’re mad at me. I get it, but I gotta battle to win right now!”

Mario stepped over to one of the banquet tables he had been standing next to and rested his hand beneath it. Baring his teeth, his muscular arm bulged beneath the blue sleeve of his shirt as he lifted the table. With a grunt of strength, Mario yelled, “Eat this!” and sent the table airborne with all of its goodies flying toward Freeman. The table’s shadow crossed the room like an aircraft, as food splattered the floor in its wake.

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@Lmpkio@GentlemanvaultboySo far I'm reading Ammy needs to post still in regards to Samus, but to de-conflict the issue of whether Ammy caught the potato ball before Samus could shoot it, or Samus was able to successfully shoot it, I'm going to say that Ammy caught it due to her having the higher DEX.