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So is pain apparently, so maybe I could take those lips you seem to be wanting to flaunt about.


No thanks, I'm not into that, unlike Genos.
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Cool.

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You mean the bridge? That's where the two dudes are.

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My computer is over halfway built now, officially.

Motherboard- Check
GPU- Check
Hard Drive- Check
Optical Drive- Check
Power Supply- Partial Check. (Gotta solve a problem involving internal cord length.)
CPU- Not check
RAM- Not check


Eh, you don't need those.
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Calm down.

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Could you please stop.


I can't stop what was inevitably going to start, honey.
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*a sword made of crystal materializes over her right shoulder and shoots at your eye.*


*Lets it hit me and licks the blood that drips down from my eye socket*
Sight is a perception that fails you when you need it most.
I feel fantastic right now.


Good!
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....What?


*Gets off of the wall and walks forward*
You heard me.

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*while you're connected to the blade she smashes you into the wall so fast and hard that the wall breaks in and you fly off of the blade.*


Can't handle the love triangle... what was your name? Virgin?
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*pushes you two away from each other*
What is going on?


*Gets on one knee*
Oh Genos, son of greatness. I love you, so please marry me.
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*wipes my face*
Why did you do that?


*With my mouth full*
Tm Pshh hrr phhh!
Genos's avatar is Owain. From Fire Emblem: Awakening.


Nice.
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*teleports and you kiss the flat part of Yamato's blade*
Die.
*turns the blade in and attempts to cut your head off at the jaw*


*Bites the blade*
I'll make out with this too if you want.
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