Host

Myriad Reality

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You are pretty darn irrational for a computer program. If you focused more on being logical and less on trying to get into my head, maybe you'd be a little more productive.

@Revolutionary

Tempo: You underestimate how productive this is.

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Aren't you a dirty one.
*my arm gets stuck vertically inside your body*
Whelp we got a problem. I lost my arm to ya. Do you have a spare?

@Zeal

Dirty? I'm not the one making such claims.
*The arm dissipates*

Myriad Reality

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*my arm enters your chest*
Yet I got inside first.
*Small gaster beams shoot through you*

@Zeal

Did you?
*Does nothing regarding the hole*

Myriad Reality

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You've not even known me long enough to know my name, and yet you go and make bold accusations such as that?
*Puts the flask back*
A lot of things "sustain" me. Alcohol isn't one of them.

@Revolutionary

Tempo: The souls of your dead family?

Myriad Reality

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Shocker.
*Goes to take a drink, but my flask is empty*
...

@Revolutionary

Tempo: Is your alcohol the only thing to sustain you?

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*once your whole body get through the rift closes, cutting off whatever is holding onto you from Tempo*

@Zeal

You are a fool. True love bonds us together.

Myriad Reality

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Yep. You hate me, and I hate me. Not sure if I'm happy about the similarity though...

@Revolutionary

I'm not.

Myriad Reality

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-Spectre- *the guillotine passes through a portal and hits your hand*

@whizzball1

*It does no damage*

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*it just separates and places back together, still pulling you to my side*
Isn't that humerus.

@Zeal

No.

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-Ruby- We'll figure it out.

@whizzball1

Tempo: Your knowledge will change nothing.

Myriad Reality

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Me too, kid. Me too.

@Revolutionary

Good to know the feeling's mutual.

Myriad Reality

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Then you'd happily admit that the awful look you just gave me was unwarranted?

@Revolutionary

I just hate you.

Myriad Reality

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*A rift tears open from me to you and I grab you from the tear, pulling you to my end*

@Zeal

*A guillotine forms and chops off your hand*

Myriad Reality

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You can't sit here and tell me that either of you aren't far more negative than otherwise.

@Revolutionary

I haven't.