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I am maintenance for this lovely Tavern, and also alternate manager of the Tavern.
Are you also security? Smash could use that right about now.
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I am maintenance for this lovely Tavern, and also alternate manager of the Tavern.
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That is why I am here.
*smiles*
I apologize about SideSlash, I told her to stop drinking her own product.
*sighs*
Now my duties will have to be postponed…
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*bumps into you as you close the door*
Oop! I’m sorry, Mr. Subterfall.
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I had a lot to drink and my alcohol is the best!!
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No!
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*The blade pushes against your rib cage*
Turn it off or I’ll cut you in half!
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Have you asked your parents?
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Enough of it!
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I couldn't agree more.
*Vanishes, the thunder of a wing-flap fading in the wake of my passage*
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Thanks to that little bit of "intrusion" as you called it, I've just become aware of the wider multiverse we're currently in...
*I run a hand through my hair with a sigh*
And it looks like dear old dad has decided it's time for the multiverse to end. This universe is next on the chopping block. Unfortunately for him, I don't plan on sticking around to see it through.
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Meh, it's not my style.
*Steps back*
Oh.
*My face falls suddenly*
Oh that bastard.
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What're you looking for?
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Sure! That works for me—just don't break my host, kay?