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I am maintenance for this lovely Tavern, and also alternate manager of the Tavern.


Are you also security? Smash could use that right about now.
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That is why I am here.
*smiles*
I apologize about SideSlash, I told her to stop drinking her own product.
*sighs*
Now my duties will have to be postponed…


Your duties?
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*bumps into you as you close the door*
Oop! I’m sorry, Mr. Subterfall.


You may want to stay out of there for a while. It looks like the old lady’s in the middle of something.
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I had a lot to drink and my alcohol is the best!!

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No!


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*The blade pushes against your rib cage*
Turn it off or I’ll cut you in half!


*Grumbles*
These jobs are always bigger than the quests says, and the pay—
*Opens the door, flicks my eyes across the scene, and then backs up, gently closing the door in front of me*
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Have you asked your parents?


Another go-nowhere, pointless—
*Swings the door open*
SideSlash!
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Enough of it!


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I couldn't agree more.

*Vanishes, the thunder of a wing-flap fading in the wake of my passage*


At least we get paid.
*Sinks into the shadows, disappearing from the world*
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Thanks to that little bit of "intrusion" as you called it, I've just become aware of the wider multiverse we're currently in...

*I run a hand through my hair with a sigh*

And it looks like dear old dad has decided it's time for the multiverse to end. This universe is next on the chopping block. Unfortunately for him, I don't plan on sticking around to see it through.


Then it sounds like we should get out of here. Lily, you have everything you need?
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Meh, it's not my style.

*Steps back*

Oh.

*My face falls suddenly*

Oh that bastard.


*Raises an eyebrow*
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What're you looking for?


You know, you could have asked before using me as some kind of medium.
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Sure! That works for me—just don't break my host, kay?


*Rolls my eyes*
Don't get ahead of yourself.
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