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6 yrs ago
Current Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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6 yrs ago
She knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
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8 yrs ago
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
4 likes
9 yrs ago
Half of Blink 182 is Wink 91.
8 likes
10 yrs ago
A Freudian Slip is when you mean one thing but fuck your mother.
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"I like it when the center is wet."


"You're the biggest bitch I know, but you're funny sometimes, so it's okay."
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I laughed. Thank you.
I'm glad you liked it. After reading it again i made some grammar changes. Glad you were able to understand it. I was sleepy as hell when i wrote it.
Hydra, that actually made me laugh out loud. Nice.
@Inertia the character looks good for the most part. The only gripe I have is your magic level, I wanted those who would start at a Sorcerer level to be solely mages giving them some nice spellpower to make up for their lack of strength with a blade. with your character learning of this magic only after is separation from the brother, which if I'm reading right was only about a year of trying to learn magic, so with that much time to learn I would say your still on the Apprentice level.
I see, makes sense, I knew something was off, changing right now.
I assume that's some kind of condom, so,
For exposition sake, this is an 'anti-rape' device, you see the reverse shark tooth, going in is smooth, but pulling out... Well, you can guess the rest. Yes, I did cringe too when I first read about it. On topic: Edit: Ninja'd
Well, sweat if you are running from lions and tigers and bears but otherwise we can wait.
That's weirdly specific, you alright? Haha
Welp, welcome back from your hiatus. Hope you and your friend have fun(?)
Welp, not really on mark BUT.
I agree with pie. 436*
Well, for me, the idea of getting into another character, with his/her own set of ideals, dreams, motivations was really endearing. Well, it's pretty fun overall. I got into role playing after accidentally getting on some roleplay server on Runescape, asked one of my online friend what it means and everything else is history, sounds cliche, but hey that's how I got into roleplaying. Also I guess its a good way to forget that the world is really boring, even for just a moment.
408. Well we're gaining a foothold I guess.
9/10 -1 cause Winston was a douche at points in history.
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