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6 yrs ago
Current Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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6 yrs ago
She knocked that smug look off my face but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
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8 yrs ago
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.
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9 yrs ago
Half of Blink 182 is Wink 91.
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10 yrs ago
A Freudian Slip is when you mean one thing but fuck your mother.
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Artos' dream was rather pleasant, it was off his childhood, his parents playing with him during the little off time they had. It was a nice memory, one before his demeanor and life... changed.

His eyes slowly opening, he quickly noticed that he fell asleep when Ellyn hugged him for some unbeknownst reason and he just dozed off from there. A light blush spearing on his face, maybe out of embarrassment or something... else, it quickly disappeared when the naked elf entered his line of sight, his eyes retaining it's natural emotionless state. Noticing that his arm was unwrapped, probably the work of Ellyn. "Thanks for the care Ellyn." he resounded, "I think I should take a dip, clear my mind and clean my body."

Before the answer, he looked down on his cloak and armor which was damaged and dirtied. Briskly walking over to the waterfall, removing his murky cloak and then slowly unequipping his armor piece by piece to reveal a rather toned and muscular body resulted from years of self-training and sparring of other worthy adversaries, especially other Magus'. Dipping in the pools he leisurely descended into the pools, his wounded left arm slightly stinging under the waters, and with a lengthy sigh he looked upwards, reminiscing his old days and life and with a nostalgic expression strewn across his face he dipped down lower into the cold waters.
@WeepingLiberty

Missed a trick there! I sense a recurring gag here.

Also, do all rich men carry around sticky notes and a pen at all times or just vigilantes?


Just Matthew and a name few, its safe!
Relatively xD
Good morning... ^_^


Hellaw
Feel free to move Artos around
FUCK IT. I'll go on another date with a different girl. ZERO. FUCKS. GIVEN.


Ballin'

Sorry bout the earlier date.
@Salrynn

Clever, an orc princess carry.
Sneaky cheek steal too XD
no no xD


Still thinking XD?
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whats the cackling for!!!? xD


Nothing, shh
What Inertia said.

Reminds me of when I 'almost' went on my first date (Never been on one) xD dude decided to stop talking to me... xD which sucked

I AM STILL THINKING OF HOW TO GET YOU BACK


*Cackling in the distance.*
I'm not only working for this independence day, but also going on a date with a cute redheaded girl. It'll a spell before I finally get a post up.


HF
Just have Garrek carry his butt.


Or the dreaded reverse princess carry

i'm actually thinking of ways to get Artos's back, @Inertia *sticks tounge out*


XD haha
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