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my life be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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3 yrs ago
I am also not like other girls. I am not a girl.
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4 yrs ago
NEVER forgive. ALWAYS forget. Remain in a perpetual state of confusion and anger forever!
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4 yrs ago
Honey is the best insect vomit I’ve had so far.
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It's fucked up that there are 1000 Christmas songs but only one song about the boys being back in town.
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The Spank Plank is a sacred artifact of the church and you are not allowed to appropriate it for your shenanigans


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@Lord Wraith I've been 'stalking' this RP for quite a little while now. I know the join status says 'apply', but the CS-tab says that there currently are no less than four characters in the pipeline. Even with subtracting those who obviously are no longer I'd still like to ask if this is still open at this point prior to start working on a character ?


NEXT VICTIM
In other news, Luciana has just a few bells and whistles until completion. Would've been done before holidays but a lot of shit came up -- roommate squabbles I was forced [as landlord] to mediate, going out to dinner with friends, etc. I sincerely apologize for the lack of timeliness. Gonna go right to working on the CS now.


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@Lord WraithWell, I thought I was helping by making a doctor, but an applicant got that idea in before me it seems. So we'll see.


I mean, Tacky posted his sheet over a week ago so that shouldnt come as a surprise. Not that a character’s profession is super important to begin with when it comes to the acceptance process (as Wraith said).
Archie


There was something uniquely harrowing about his home when he finally returned to his dwellings. Maybe it was the stark contrast between the warmth of Natalie's apartment compared to the silence of his own that shocked him into realizing how alone he was.

The worst part, maybe, is that he knew this would happen eventually. He knew it was inevitable; he wasn't a person that took well to being alone and never was. He wasn't one that could uphold the facade of being perfectly fine. He just wishes this feeling wouldn't have struck him around the time he's decided to take a step towards moving on.

It seems inane, almost. He's beginning to realize how many opportunities he's had to mend the broken. And, in natural-Archie Style, he's forced himself to overlook all of those opportunities while he was sorting his own thoughts; fruitlessly attempting to complete a puzzle when it's clear that he's misplaced half the pieces; thoughtlessly trying to write a letter without a pen; aimlessly searching for an answer in front of his face when, perhaps, it was just behind his back the entire time.

He decides, finally, to let it lie. He gives Natalie the day to mull things over herself but all he feels is the terribly familiar radio silence— a low, irritating, unrevealing buzz that stays in his ears that brings him back to horrid memories. He doesnt have work today- which is good because his sleeping schedule has long since fallen off track, and Archie feels like he's slipping. It's been a few months, he tries to reason, but a few months of silence feels like a few years with her.

It could just be bravery, or stupidity, or maybe it's the fact that he refuses to roll over to his own ignorance and refusals to fight for what he wants, but he dials her number.

He does think it over for a second before pressing 'call,' but rather than anxiety overwhelming his mind, all he notices is that the buzzing in his ears is gone. The phone rings for what feels like hours, a dull lifeless tone that makes him scrub at his face with his free hand. It takes him a moment to realize that she's definitely busy, whether it be due to an interview or a client.

"Hi, it's Ellie. I'm not here, so—" He hears a laugh in the background of the recorded message, and oh—that's him, that was him.

That was him with his chin tucked over her shoulder as she tried to record a new message for her voicemail inbox. That was him laughing against her neck and saying, 'obviously you aren't there.' That was him saving the recording and kissing her sweetly through her protests of 'give me my phone, I have to redo it.' That was him, that was them, and now they're so far from where they were.

She hasn't changed it, some part of him says. Why hasn't she changed it?

The easiest answer would be that she's forgotten it's there at all. Archie bites his lip until it hurts, and then he realizes that the beep sounded 10 seconds ago, and he's still thinking about Ellie and pressing his smile against her own.

"Oh," he says suddenly. "Uh, hi. I know you're busy right now, probably, it's the middle of the day. But—if you get the chance, sometime, you should call me back sometime. I… Right. Bye."

God, he's embarrassing. He knocks his phone on his forehead twice before tossing it to the other side of his bed, dejected. He shouldn't have called her. He didn't even know what he would have said if she picked up, and it's not like either of them had spoken in a long time. He hated that. Deep down he hated that he liked Natalie as much as he did despite his obvious hangups. He planned to see her again because she made him feel like he belonged somewhere, yet here he was calling his ex-wife who had no interest in speaking to him again. He questions why he decided to call her to begin with. Ever since the accident-

His breath hitches when his mind wanders into that all too familiar memory that always grips him like a steel trap. Archie brings his hands up to cover his face then sighs and sits up. He forces his mind to move away from that memory. He cant think about that right now. It'd be too much, so he reels himself back to Natalie. He knew what he was doing was going to end up with someone getting hurt. But he couldn't bring himself to put a stop to it. He deserves a break, he thinks. He'll... run with this. Whatever this is between himself and Natalie. It'd be something good, if only for a little while.

He looks at his watch. He's got plenty of time to do nothing, and wasn't feeling like getting a drink. So he succumbs to losing himself in his own thoughts. Perhaps he'll think up a way to unfuck his stupid mind.


@JunkMail I was originally going to make Andrea a cyborg (a cybercommando in the vain of Rex Power Colt), but during character creation I realized that it didn't feel right for her. I decided to go with the idea of making her normal, and play off the theme of normies having to constantly catch up to metahumans and always falling behind. That's the idea, anyway, though things can play out much differently through natural play.

If necessary I can make her a cybersoldier, but I'll need time to make the necessary changes.


Okay so, here’s my feedback for Andrea.

I want to preface this by saying that I really like the idea that you’re gunning for- a normal person competing with metahumans and always falling short. It's a neat dynamic that hasn't been explored yet in this setting.

That being said, this is a superpower/supernatural based roleplay. Because your character doesn’t have any abilities, the personality of your character is going to be the most important factor in driving her development and interaction with her character. It’s my job as a GM to make sure you don’t shoot yourself in the foot before you can explore your goal.

Andrea strikes me as a civilian’s idea of what a person in the military is. I’m a military brat, and I personally know a handful of ex-navy snipers because they’re family friends. They all take pride in their work, but none of them took satisfaction in killing people, ‘bad guys’ or not, and a lot of them still feel guilty about it. I can tell you as someone who has spoken to the source on this exact topic several times (Although they were navy, not army, but I digress), I can tell you that no one who can pass the psychological exams necessary to become a sniper would be able to maintain that outlook and not lose sleep over it. Even from a character development standpoint, there’s so much more potential development that can occur if she struggles with those she’s had to pull the trigger on. That’s why so many people who have seen combat suffer later from it. The American Sniper is a great movie to re-watch if you’d like to stick with the sniper thing. Chris Kyle starts off thinking the way your character is written and ends with a very different outlook.

Aside from that, there’s nothing particularly interesting or bad about her. Unfortunately that isn’t a good thing since your character will be relying on their personalities so much more than the other characters. She needs to be more than a two dimensional character to make her work. Again I like the idea of normies trying to catch up to supers and always falling behind, it’s one Kyle and Kayla will likely explore sometime in the future as well, but I don't know what medium you intend to do that with using her character. There are no other snipers in the cast. All but one of the gun users are human (with the one other being Ellara, who is composite peak human). If you want to stick with her having a military background, then by all means, go for it. I will however suggest you consider revising your character's backstory as to mesh more effectively with the rest of the cast so that you can explore the 'falling short' concept that you have set for your goal.
My personal issue is that Jason doesnt have a lot of reason to hate superpowers, from a character standpoint. People suddenly having power? I mean, a dude picks up a gun and has the ability to kill any person in room if he places his shots right. In that sense a metahuman is no more ‘powerful’ than a man with a gun. I suggest expanding upon why he hates metas more. I think it will add to his character and make his character arc more impactful.

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@AbandonedIntel,@GingerBoi123

What exactly are your plans for your characters? I want to make sure we’re all on the same page here since you’re both submitting normal characters in a superpower/magic RP.
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tf skai why’d you like this it was the most low effort shitpost ive done in months
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