Lady Selune

Get Rich Quick: A 21st Century Heisting RP

A PERSON AT LAST!

Sewer Rats

*whistles*

Get Rich Quick: A 21st Century Heisting RP

"None of you lot need to worry. This money isn't yours, it's the banks. Yours is aalll nice and ensured by the Federal Reserve. Sit tight, don't interrupt us, and you'll leave without a scratch on you. Swear to Jesus."

Nice words, but nice words don't mean shit when you've got a gun pointed at your face, and several masked men (and women) are shouting and pointing more guns everywhere. A man tries to stand up and gets shoved down, a spray of bullets hitting the roof of the bank.

"You try to run, you try to be a hero? These guns ain't props. Stay the FUCK down."

Another spray of bullets, the rest of the crowd hitting the ground, a few sobs and screams coming from the men. A security guard, clearly realising that his 20K a year isn't worth a bullet for, drops his gun, one of the crooks clipping a pair of handcuffs around his wrists and forcing him down onto his knees. "We thank you for your cooperation. Now, sir, open the vault." The first man points a shotgun at the manager, who fumbles a keycard out and slots it in. The vault beeps three times, before the light turns off.

"Why isn't it opening?"
"Uhm... It's on a ten second timelo-"
"Oh for fucks sake. Smoke, get the keycard from one of the cashiers. You, fat fuck, hand over the card." The manager obliged, one of the robbers going to the cashiers and snapping his fingers. "You got three seconds to hand over the keycard before I break your fingers. Three... Two..."

One of them quickly scrabbles it out and tosses it to him. "Smart chick." He nods, and goes over, the two robbers sliding the locks in. Once inside, the group moves quick, two of the masked men standing outside as the rest bag over $3 million in cash and leave.

"PLEASURE DOING BUSINESS WITH ALL OF YOU!"

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Welcome to Get Rich Quick. You, whoever you are, are someone who the system didn't give a shit about. You were busting your ass working three jobs and earning nothing, whilst your boss(es) sat on their asses and earned five times what you earned in a week in a day. Or perhaps that's not you. Maybe you're just someone who didn't want to bust their asses in the system, or you're a greedy fucker who wants more cash. Point is, the gates are open. Time to Get Rich Quick.

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If the above didn't explain it, this is a heisting RP, where characters will be taking over a group of (initially,) small time crooks who clean out jewellery stores and cash exchange points, into full on bank and casino robbers. Take it stealthy, or burst in guns blazing. Only rule? Don't touch anything that doesn't sell. Who's in?

Band of Bastards- WW2 Heist/Espionage RP

On further consideration, I'll probably be dropping out. I've got other RP's I'm already invested in, and overestimated the amount of time I would have left, sorry.

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

@Infamous Empath
until recently where they are super tolerant letting in the worst possible people into their country.

@Andreyich

>Jokey internet list/tv tropes RP
>Brings in real life serious refugee crisis

Band of Bastards- WW2 Heist/Espionage RP

@Lady Selune Any chance she'll be Soviet, since they tended to have more women in active combat than other groups? Seeing as I'm making a Russian, perhaps they could have some past connection?

@Force and Fury

Well, I didn't intend to, but sure, we can roll like that.

Band of Bastards- WW2 Heist/Espionage RP

@Lady Selune

Yup, absolutely fine. Keep in mind they're gonna be a little out of place- so perhaps giving them an alias, or a way to get into Germany undercover may be an idea. After all, when somebody goes

WHHHHERREE ARE YOUR PAPERS?

A .45 to the head isn't always the answer :D

@kingkonrad

NONSENSE! Nothing can't be solved with a pistol!

She'll probably be a demo expert parachuted in because they assume that A. Nobody will expect a chick to have high explosives, and B. They assume the original plan is a go.

Band of Bastards- WW2 Heist/Espionage RP

Hey, are commandos OK?

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

Jeff Samson, or as literally everyone called him for fear of being horribly eviscerated (or, at least, everyone bar the grand overlord himself, D'ren,) Doomlord, was currently following the sound of screams and cries for mercy through the castle, emerging into the torture rooms. Under most circumstances, he quite liked the torture rooms, they had a nice, vicious, intimidating architecture style, with plenty of darkness to make sure people knew just where they were.

He let out a quiet sigh as he saw the adviser strapped to the wheel, and turned to his... King. Despite being the ultimate avatar of Chaos and DOOM, he still apparently had a master, so that was a thing. "My lord," he said in a deep, booming voice, that reverberated around the room, rattling some of the panes. "Whilst I am sure he has done many things to deserve such a punishment, he is one of our better advisers, and he seems to have learnt his lesson."

"Also, I'm pretty sure we have a hero problem."

"Again."

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe [Always Open!]

Yes, she's getting drunk. After her day, can you blane her?