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27 days ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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1 mo ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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3 mos ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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3 mos ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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3 mos ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


My 1x1 thread, because I'm a shameless hack.

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Transferring over, with a slight buff.
- From the ones I've started, interest doesn't seem to last long if there isn't constant murder involved.

- I would. Love me some dice.

- I always have a backup plan. And a backup plan for my backup plan.

- By realism, I mainly think of travel times, diseases, wounds having actual effects other than "Ouch" and of course, using the shitter.

- Yeah, probably.

- I mainly wish Game of Thrones had more Magic Missles.

- Probably not.

- Me either.
@knifeman Did you expect anything less from a guy named Orgasmo?
a dragon could breathe fire...


>Dragon Slayer intensifies
@Searat You'd have to either deal with the guy with the Mace first, or wait for someone else to occupy him, and run past him.

If you guys want, I could also determine turn order, or just let you guys post whenever.
These guys are jobbers. Kick their asses however you see fit. Do know that events and targets will be chosen randomly, unless in a one-on-one situation. And example was Fight or Flee, and Fight was Chosen. And Jeets was chosen as the target from all of you. Also, keep in mind that the man in red has cast a defensive spell.
The man in red Frowned. "Hm. Well. If that is your choice, then know that you have chosen... poorly. But so be it." The man began to raise his scepter with one hand, and making arcane gestures with the other. A flash of purple enveloped him, before quickly becoming transparent, leaving the man in a defensive position.

The man in white let out a battle cry as he charged forward. He held a large wooden shield in his left hand, holding it in front of him, with a heavy, spherical mace in his right. He swung his mace in front of him, seemingly at nothing, but a streak of yellow came flying from the mace, heading towards Jeets.

Jeets side steps the ray, but hits the top of his staff, leaving behind a singed tip. Jeets remained in a defensive position, ready to strike at a moment's notice.
I'll try to get a post up today
@ProPro So then would you say it's Close Range? Or some other type?
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