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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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...why would you give a speedster high heels...

That's dumber than giving one giant bicycle tassles for no reason.


Also nearer the end of year one I need a good graphic editor for when Iris changes costume... finding something that looks cool is hard.




This was honestly the best I could find. You'd think the internet would be chock-full of genderbent Flash images, given it's the internet and all.

@Retired Something I'd suggest that I used to do in my bigger games, was a 'Post of the Month'. As GMS we went through and picked what we felt (for some reason or other) the best post of the month, couldn't be the same person twice within a four month period though (to keep it revolving). Gave players something to strive toward, a goal to get better. Not saying MB should do it here, just an idea.


Actually, we used to do something sorta similar back on the Hype boards that I grearly enjoyed: RPG specific awards. We'd get a bunch of categories, wait for an IC thread to hit anywhere from 200 to 500 posts (usually 500) and let the players vote on each category. Like, Best Hero, Best Post, Best Fight, ect. It was a good way of boosting poster morale and kissing ass.

Wait.

Wraith wrote a sex scene?

He hasn't mentioned that.
Extremely likely.
Oh, and @Retired? You owe me a second post.

I want a long-winded analysis about every era of comics and what you like about them in relation to Batman stories. Golden Age, Silver Age, all of it.


Ask and ye shall receive.

















So there you have it. My unabashed take on the entire fucking history of Batman, at least in the books. I'm sure there's alot I glanced over and a ton of stuff I meant to touch upon, but screw it. I think I covered enough ground to warrant a read from anyone who wants to listen to me drone on about this stuff.
Alright, since the IC thread is a week old now, it's time to start something I intend to keep up every Monday: the weekly post check.

Basically, the rule is that after two weeks without a post or sufficient cause for the delay, you lose your character. The weekly post check serves as a reminder for those who are a week or more behind, rendering them on-notice that they have the given remaining time to post to stay in the game. This isn't a punishment, just an attempt to keep everyone on their toes.

So, here are the players who have a week:

Nightrunner
Simple Unicycle


One post and you're caught back up, guys. Let's get to it.

Where do you people find all the great textless panels for your posts?


Can't speak for anyone else, but I've spent years curating Batman images, sometimes directly from digital scans of the comics themselves. I use Photoshop to edit out the word balloons in some, and resize textless covers from the internet in other cases. Comicvine.com, the DC and Marvel Wikia pages, and just straight-up Google image search can be your friend.
Superior Spider-Man: (With Spider Gwen's player's permission, of course) An Otto Octavius working for Oscorp, on gene modification. It’s not his passion, but it pays the bills. He develops a spider-mutagen, and is accidentally bitten by one of the dozens he creates, accidentally scattering a handful of them. He finds himself temporarily imbued with spider-like powers, which quickly fade. He seeks to recreate his experiment, often re-infecting himself. For some reason, the mutagen simply refuses to permanently take. He augments his abilities with a spider suit, and seeks out this “Spider-Woman” that has cropped up recently, to attempt to determine why her mutation has persisted where his has not.

Vigilante // Greg Saunders: A simple cowboy from the town of Warpath, Texas. About three years ago, violence and gang activity started ramping up, so he dubbed himself vigilante, and with a combination of his lariat, guns, and motorcycle, he set to bring peace to the town of Warpath. This stint was short lived, however, and he quickly found Warpath to in fact be home to a daemonic incursion. While SHIELD was moving in to mop up, the incursion caught Warpath with its pants down, and Vig was right in the firing line. He wound up dead, in Hell, and knee deep in demons. Recently, he’s clawed his way back to the land of the living and is seeking to exact some goddamn justice. If I did this, I’d probably pull in a lot of elements from Ghost Rider and Jonah Hex.

Elijah Snow: Owner and operator of the Planetary Organization, created with assistance from Nick Fury and Amanda Waller’s predecessors in the 1950s. Where SHIELD and CADMUS seek to conceal metahumanity from public knowledge, Planetary seeks to catalogue the fantastical mysteries of the world, metahumans included. Currently, he is seeking three other members to fill out his field team. (Technically counts, because Wildstorm is DC now, however loose Planetary’s connection to Wildstorm was...)

Dogwelder: Do I need to elaborate?

Hawkeye: Ex-SHIELD agent that’s been out of the game for a while now. Just trying to live his life in some goddamn peace, but stuff keeps falling onto his doorstep since metas went public… This version would be heavily inspired by Matt Fraction’s run on the character.


Superior Spider-Man is definitely a no-go for a Year One setting and Hawkeye is a supporting character, I believe, of Eddie Brock's Cap with his own established history. But the other three are doable. Elijah Snow wouldn't be turned away in a game where Skinner Sweet turned Wolverine into a vampire.
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