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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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In comic news that nobody wanted, Batman #50 is a big stinking pile of bullshit and I now feel similarly to @Bounce's hatred of Grant Morrison with Tom King.

Fuck that dude.

Also, three movies? I'll have you all know that as far as I'm concerned, there are four movies.

I didn't know about MB. I was in New Frontier and Wraiths last game, but never heard of him before.


I only recently returned to the RPG fold. For awhile we had tried to restart interest on the Superhero Hype boards, our home base essentially, but too many games died and I took off for about a year or so.
Because samples are pointless, and a waste of space, so they are half-assed or simply old posts that are linked for reference. Abolish samples when?

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are purely personal and do not represent the viewpoints and beliefs of the roleplaying community as a whole.


Hey, my sample was two posts combined together. I didn't half-ass anything... I over-assed it.
Not nessescarily. I don't even know what that'd be, really, apart from issue after issue of him committing a massacre and having the Robins cannibalize people.
So @Master Bruce, which is your favorite of Snyder's Nightmare Batmen?


Yo.

I hear no complaints from your mom.


Her cataracts is acting up again? Dammit!
I suppose if anyone is opposed to it they could ask to abstain from the process.


Oh, yeah. It and anything else in this game should be considered completely voluntary. Including and not limited to tolerating @Byrd Man's face.

*recoils in horror*
...Well, damn. Neither Nightrunner or Simple Uni are on-notice anymore.

Good job.

A part of one of the single worst mistakes in comic book history.

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