1. Home
  2. Master Bruce

Master Bruce male Member

Winged Freak

Avatar of Master Bruce

Status

User has no status, yet

Bio

Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

Most Recent Posts

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
(If need be I'll throw up my sample as my second post to keep a hold of GA. Getting dangerously close to that two week mark.)


I might definitely do that, if I were you. The Weekly Post Check is coming up tomorrow and there are a few more on it, this time...
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

Right, nobody has time for that.

*frantically burns work in progress textbook on the Question's history both in the comics and behind the scenes*


Well, we all gotta have our exceptions. I intend to embark on a massive quest next year for Batman's 80th to read every issue of Batman and Detective Comics ontop of rewatching all the movies, every cartoon, replaying most of the games...

I may not live through the experience.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Look, if Jimmy Olsen doesn't turn into at least one Kaiju this season, you can forget being accepted for Year Two.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
This is why I pretty much ignore canon altogether and treat the A-list superheroes (Superman, Spider-Man, Batman, and maybe one or two others) like a buffet. Comics, movies, cartoons, etc, I just pick up the things I like, leave the things I don't, and whatever ends up on my plate by the time I sit at the table is 'canon' to me. That's more or less what you have to do to avoid going insane.


Pretty much every character I've ever played has been that. They're all "The Movie/Cartoon/Game/This Select Batch Of Comics" version that I like. I could theoretically do extensive research or know a character's history by heart, but ain't nobody got time for that.

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Psh. You'll have to do a similar treatment for Spider-Man and/or Superman as you did for Batman before you get that.

Like, buy a gal some dinner, first, gawd.


Spider-Man's history is so convoluted that you might aswell throw in the towel right now. I'd probably outright skip the 80's and 90's.

Superman's is pretty zigzagged too, given all the various retcons and Electric Supermen and the entirety of the Silver Age being batshit insane and such.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Look, I can't be expected to remember characters that are called by Demon and characters who are called by Devil. There are too damn many of those in comics.

Now someone apply for Daredemon so I can stop being tempted to cheat and apply for him myself under a second account! I have an arc already lined up where he fights Speed Devil!
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
The character roster could do with an updating, I think.


How about you focus on writing a third Blue Devil post!

Damn him for pointing that out.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
There. Now an actual 100th post is up. I hope you're all happy for making me actually play the game.

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Playing a billionaire playboy who dates Selina Kyle and there's no sex scenes?

#DoingItWrong


They're not dating, yet. Selina's just showing him the ropes in living the lifestyle of the rich and famous.

Maybe that excuse will buy me some time to sneak a sex scene in before Wraith notices I wasn't going to write one.

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
And without sex scenes, even.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet