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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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I just want the Superior Spider-Man suit. Please, Insomniac.


While I know which one you probably mean, I'm hoping for Otto's first. That's one of my favorite of Spidey's outfits in recent years.


I'll also fully accept the Raimi suit, since that's my favorite spin on the classic look.
The main costume's white accents are ugly. But I already know based off of interviews with the developers that there'll be unlockable costumes, including the classic Spidey design and a number of others, so it's not a big deal. As long as I don't have to grind to be able to get a halfway decent look.
@Inkarnate How does that work?
Admittedly, I do find formatting to be annoying, but I just like color-coded text too much to give it up.

If there's one thing I wish I could change about the Guild, it would be the overall forum color scheme, because I desperately miss being able to edit black text to let the colors pop more. Finding a suitable color for everyone in Gotham has been a goddamn nightmare. I'm still not entirely satisfied with the ones I picked for Selina Kyle and Harvey Dent.
Update: I have too many supporting characters and formatting is becoming a son of a bitch in every post, so I'm dropping character dialogue colors. Except maybe Gwen's just for crossover situations


Coward.

Out of protest to this, I'm gonna relentlessly format every single character response in my stuff, no matter how minor, because I both fear change and find colors to be pretty.
See, this is what I want to see: viciously insulting eachother over nothing and out of nowhere.

That's what binds us as a community.

Like @Lord Wraith's many, many as-of-yet unwritten sex scenes.
Anyone else weirdly attracted to MB when he uses his "GM voice?" No, just me? Alright, well, I'll just mark it down in my journal to talk about with my therapist later...



I WAS SUMMONED?

@Sep I gave it a laugh cuz I'm a sucker for puns. What else can I say? :P

Hopefully it's cool for me to reply like this lol


You're good.

*keeps eyeing the character application page*

Say. That's a real nice application, isn't it?

Be a shame if someone...

Didn't apply.
I'm only gonna say it once.

I'm not against a temporary ban against some folks if this keeps going.

I'm 100% serious in that I want to nip the Star Wars thing in the bud before some harsh words are exchanged over who likes what, who thinks what is bullshit, who believes Boba Fett was the secret savior of the entire franchise, ect. This is a path that has literally led to paid actors and directors either leaving social media due to harassment or saying goodbye to the prospect of working on the franchise in the first place, and it's a slippery slope of toxicity that has no place in a game about superheroes.

I am not interested in who thought what about The Last Jedi (nor do I want to divulge my thoughts), just as I'm not looking to start a debate over the prequels, the spin-offs, or anything else. This is the stuff that idiotic online fighting is bred from. Unless you're literally Mark Hamill posting on the forum and want to reference the day you had to film in the bacta tank for Empire in order to relate it to writing a post, this conversation is done.

I do not appreciate being undermined, nor do I want to start inflicting punishment over something as trivial as this, but that's the way it is. This is exactly why I had reservations about doing an SW game in the first place, because if the OOC thread is going to be nothing but this type of snide swiping at parts of a franchise some people like and other people don't ad-infinium, it's not worth the headache.
You all think I'm playing?

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