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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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If there is space, may I be apart of this as Deadpool?


There's plenty of space, though I will advise you that the game is ending it's current run on September 25th and will be doing a three month time jump ahead, if that affects anything you had planned.

As far as Deadpool goes, I'm not against it, but he definitely needs to skew more towards the heroic side of the anti-hero equation to be applicable for the game. If he's The Merc With A Mouth, he runs the risk of being a PC villain.
Out of curiosity, @Master Bruce, how much of the IC are you caught up with now?


Not as much as I'd like, but farther along than I was this time last week. I'd say about a little over halfway. Byrd actually got me motivated to start again earlier this evening by asking my thoughts on one of his arcs, and I had so much fun with it that I just kept reading. I've also been doing better about reading posts as they come, so there are a few characters I'm caught up with and a few I still have a ways to go on out of sheer post frequency.
My thoughts on The Punisher differ to some extent. Not in that I prefer the ultra-violence version of the character that basically exists as the comic book equivalent of an exploitation action film - I don't mind it, it has it's place and I like Welcome Back, Frank as it's own thing - but in that I don't see Castle so much as a man in perpetual pain as he's someone completely pushed beyond that barrier. Batman is a man motivated by pain, as is someone like Daredevil or Wolverine.

To me, The Punisher is someone with the broken mentality of a dead man wearing a human suit who feels as though he's legitimately transcended humanity to become a walking agent of death. He's basically a hardened war veteran stuck in a Vietnam flashback that never ends. He lost his family, so he feels incapable of emotion and instead has instinct to guide his hand. And what I like about that is, due to that, he doesn't necessarily have to work as a character with nuance and layers ontop of layers - he can just be a force of nature that influences the story.

Greg Rucka's run on The Punisher is excellent and one of my favorite comic book runs of the last decade, and it does alot to expand upon this. There's a scene where Frank is trying to talk sense into a would-be version of himself in the form of an ex-military woman whose husband was murdered at their wedding, and he basically says to her "You want to be like me? Toss away the phone. Toss away the makeup. The fast food. Toss away everything that makes you feel human, because you're asking to be dead. And the dead don't get to have any of that."

It ends with the woman burning the only photograph she has from her wedding day, and it's a great symbolic portrait of Frank himself. In the version I most prefer, he doesn't really actively mourn his family because he's not Frank Castle anymore, in his own mind. He's basically stuck in limbo between life and death, thinking of himself as an afterlife construct of the man Frank Castle was whose sole purpose is to make the guilty suffer. That's the only way, to me, that the skull imagery and the idea of him being the Grim Reaper of criminals works. He's incapable of reconciling being human anymore.

But that's one version, and it's a version I acknowledge isn't written all the time. Sometimes he is just written as a crazy dude who unloads buckets of bullets at criminals and broods about everything. There are some exceptions to the rule, like Bernthal's Punisher in the Netflix series and of course, @Simple Unicycle's gun-fu version that has been really entertaining. The version I described above is just the version I happen to gravitate to the most.
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The only thing I'll say is that it may be a stretch for Matt to be DA right out of law school like the sheet implies. It's an elected position and there's a lot, like a lot of politics involved to get to that level in a city the size of New York. ADA would be good though. Unless he spent years as an ADA before making the leap and you planned on mentioning it in the actual posts. If that's the case then I'm good.


They call him Byrd 'The Factual Stickler' Man for a reason!

But yeah, I agree with my Co-GM. Everything else looks good, and as soon as you've edited to reflect the change suggested, you're pretty much good to go.
I'm gonna say something that will probably get me killed; I do not care for the DCAU Batman.

Batman in the first three seasons of B:TAS was wonderful, and I loved Kevin Conroy's voice then, when he made a point to have some actual inflection and make his Batman and Bruce voices different. But as soon as it came time for him to start mixing it up with the other characters, IMO the character stopped being interesting. The writers' blatant favoritism when it came to Gotham characters being treated as innately superior to the rest certainly didn't help, but I also think they leaned way too hard into his whole "cold and calculating" outer shell to the point where that's basically all he was. And while I know that from Season 4 of BTAS to the present day, the monotone deadpan version of Conroy's voice is the definitive voice for most people, I feel like it makes him the least interesting part of any scene he's in, to the point where it often feels like Mark Hamill has to pull double-duty to bring the energy to their tag team.


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Because, despite the fact i agree with you, she sells product.


She does, but only because a certain version of her was given to the public at large over the version that had already proven popular to people who weren't necessarily comic book fans. I guarantee you that if they reverted her back to her Dini characterization, none of the fans of the new version would bat an eye. Margot Robbie could show up in the next film wearing the classic outfit and doing the Looney Tunes schtick and I'm sure people would see it as a natural progression, even, from The Queen Of Hot Topic.

You're not the only one.

When I read Batman: White Knight, I went in with every intent to hate it. I hated the concept, I hated how 'progressive' and 'current' all the reviewers made it seem. So I finally broke and had to read it for myself...

And I loved it.

One of the best aspects of it though is the acknowledgment of Harley and how it tackles why and how the current Harley is so different from the Harley we came to know and love through BTAS. Honestly, White Knight in many ways is a love letter to at least the last thirty years of Batman's various publications.

I recommend it for anyone who has yet to read it.


I agree with that. I can also see why people would be turned off by it, especially the rockier first issue with the ridiculous method in which Batman tries to "rehabilitate" The Joker, but Murphy did some astounding world-building for both a pre-existing universe and a mini-series that honestly feels like it could be in canon until the very end. And yeah, my favorite part was definitely the separation of Faux Harley and Harley Prime, to the point that Murphy created the only version of Post-New 52 Harley that I've ever liked with Neo Joker.
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Namor came first.
DC turned Namor into a pathetic joke of a character who continuously is looked down upon and made a mockery of.
Jokes aside, I have no issue with Aquaman as a character, I think the meme of him being weak is dramatically overused - if written well, he should be one of the most powerful people on Earth - and I love Mera as a character.


So did Android Human Torch. Both should've stayed in the 30's where they belong.

And yeah, I agree, Aquaman is vastly underrated due to a series of jokes that I personally believe everyone stopped buying into awhile go - except for, ironically, DC Comics, who keeps shoehorning it in to make a statement on how Aquaman can beat the joke, or something. It just reeks of desperation and distracts from Arthur's overall story. Yeah, he talks to fish. You know what else he does? Commands a legion of great white sharks to chomp anyone he wants into bits of flesh. The ocean is no joke.

As you're likely aware, we're polar opposites on this 'un.

Namor has a place to me, whilst I'm completely indifferent to Water-Thor as a better Thor exists already woth a superior world, supporting cast, antagonists and main character.


See, I've seen you make the Water-Thor comment before, and I've never really understood that. To me, he's the inversion of Thor. Thor comes from a mythical place and was raised there, fought there, and became a legend in his own right before being stranded on our little mudball of a planet to learn humility.

Arthur was raised as a human up to his mid-teens and had to learn to control an otherworldly power that gave him an advantage against a portion of the planet that's still virtually unexplored. While I definitely think some writers choose to write him as alien and distant because of the "Talking Fish-Man" stigma, I don't buy into that characterization. I think Arthur's at his best when he's the one who still clings onto his humanity despite Atlantis, who've outcast him multiple times, telling him to be more Kingly and less like the surface dwellers.
I like Dick Grayson more than Bruce Wayne.


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Well, actually, that's perfectly reasonable. Dick wore the cowl long enough to technically be considered a Batman endorsement. And his tenure under the cowl is honestly still probably my favorite of the modern era.

Also like Harley Quinn before she became DC's Deadpool.


This. I don't know who's been left in charge of the character's comic book evolution since The New 52 made scores of people want to rent out a gallon of eye-bleach, but I genuinely have no idea why they'd want to change a genuinely genius character as invented by Batman: The Animated Series of all things and turn her into something completely different, not to mention lesser in every way. Harley worked fine before 2011. Now she's just... this unrecognizable entity that legitimately makes me sad. I miss my old Harley.

*has no real opinion of Lady Vic because that's a Nightwing thing and I've only read half of Dixon's run*
As long as we're trashing superheroes and quickly dividing lines...



This fucking guy can go right to hell. How do you turn Aquaman into an insufferable douchebag who wears a speedo and has wings on his ankles because of a "Look at me, I'm from Atlantis!" superiority complex? You create goddamn Namor The Sub-Mariner.

And Imperius Rex sounds like a highly uncomfortable sexual position.
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I have never liked Moon Knight. Ever. His comics bore me.
Also, Batman (and Superman) is overrated.


I SEE THE TINY TEXT, SIR!



Gambit, Gambit, Gambit, and fucking Gambit.


It's almost as if I knew you were going to say that.

Not because I have any personal affinity for Gambit, he's kind of a non-entity to me in terms of the X-Men, but because your undying hatred of Remy LeBeau is almost legendary.

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