C A P T A I N M A R V E L
C A P T A I N M A R V E L
"YO CAP! GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!"Bailey's initial training was much like before. Mostly of meditation. Although, wheras Ezekiel had previously made him hang upside down from the ceiling, this time, he had pretty much had to softly keep flying upwards to keep his feet pressed into the ceiling. Luckily his equilibrium was just as juiced up, or this probably would have caused him headache's.
Things were starting to break down in New York. Lots of dark forces on the move everywhere. And no matter where Bailey went, he felt like someone was watching him. It wasn't like with his Spider-Senses. Christina had just tried to convince him it was perfectly normal paranoia, everyone got that. But this felt different. It also felt like... Well, there's no two ways around it, he DIDN'T belong. Someone or something much grander in the scheme of the universe had decided he no longer needed to exist and if it hadn't been for the fate's hard-coding him back into reality, he'd still be non-existent. Was it really Paranoia if it was pretty obvious that something, somewhere absolutely was watching him?
It was the evening when Bailey and Christina made their way into a back alley, ready to have him say the word and take them over to GTC Labs. Bailey quickly wriggled out of his clothes, revealing the Spider-Boy suit beneath. As he put the mask on, he felt something akin to that twinge again. He quickly looked around, almost instinctively, he tried to grab on to the wall, only to remember he couldn't do that anymore.
"Hey, Bail. What's up?" Christina asked.
"Those Spidey Senses kicking back in or what?" She asked. Bailey pulled off the mask and opened his mouth, his tongue scouting his enlarged fangs.
"M... Maybe..." He replied, looking down at the mask.
"I mean, if my teeth are still like this-" He had tested them one of his first trips to the Lab. No, he absolutely wasn't secreting any kind of toxin whatsoever. Apparantly, his teeth didn't even have any kind of delivery system, it was purely cosmetic. As he suspected, they were a leftover from the memory Shazam had given The Fates.
"When i'm a little more confident with my powers, i'm gonna have to go see the Fates again. Ask them what's going on." He grunted, pulling the mask back on.
"It's not funny..." He sighed.
"SHAZAM!"
Instantly the bolt of lightning hit him and he was tall, dark and handsome again in his spandex costume. Honestly, the most jarring part of the transformation was the fact that he grew 3 clear feet so it was like he was on stilts for a second, until instincts took over. He reached an arm out for Christina to grab, when he looked down at her (Another jarring thing about the transformation) and saw her looking rather worried about something.
"What?" He heard the gentle strumming of a guitar. No wait, not a guitar... He turned around and saw down the alleyway, a portly man in a green suit and a straw hat, slowly strumming and tuning what looked like a Banjo. Every strum of the strings causing green sparks to be shaved off, illuminating the mans leg somewhat.
"Ummm... Excuse me, citizen." Bailey began.
"Can i help you?" He asked.
"Nutt'n to worry about." The man replied in a thick southern drawl.
"That big ol' Thunda Clap made a lotta noise. I've been given this fancy fiddle, a big pile o' doe and some orda's to make a lot more." He laughed, finishing his tuning and giving it one last strum.
"Oh... Ok... So, you're a bad guy and i've gotta stop you then?" He asked.
"If'n ya can?" The man replied. Bailey quickly moved his body between the man and Christina.
"Alright, i'm giving you fair warning, i'm not entirely done with my training now and i recently got a power boost of about 20+ times. I REALLY don't want to kill you, so, maybe we can make this another time when i'm a little more in control and i can fight without you dying? At least can you give me some medical info, like anything i should tell the guys down in Riker's not to give you after i possibly break every bone in your body?" Bailey was being half-serious about that. He really had no confidence in his ability not to vaporize this guy with his first punch. After all, what he had done to those Lava Golems and they were practically invincible.
"Funny..." He said, running his finger around the pot of the Banjo, golden runes lighting up across the head.
"Was about ta ask the same thing." Bringing the pick in his fingers crashing down on the strings, a shockwave of energy seemed to race out from him, immediately smashing the bricks of surrounding alleyway, instantly, Bailey grabbed Christina as hard as he dared and rocketed up into the sky. The pair looked back to see the buildings they had been between previously collapse as the portly man walked out onto the street, still strumming the banjo merrily. People were already running.
"COME ON DOWN, BOY. YA CANNA FLY AWAY FROM ME FOREVA. WHEREVA YOU GO AND SAY THOSE WORDS, THIS LIL' OL' THING WILL BRING ME STRAIGHT TO YA."" He called up. Pointing the frets at the big red dot in the sky, he strummed some more, green waves of energy lancing out and screaming straight for him.
"CRUD" They both yelled together, before he immediately dove straight back down to the ground in the next street, putting Christina down.
"Christina, Supervillain time, find cover." He ordered. She REALLY wanted to argue with him, but knew he was correct about this one. If that guy had evicerated a building with one strum, her body wasn't going to fare any better.
"Protectin' the little girlfriend?" The voice behind him asked. Bailey turned to see the guy there immediately.
"Cute, but don't worry, i'm not gonna hurt her." He sneared, before pointing the frets straight at her as she ran and strumming, sending more green energy bolts straight at her. Bailey throwing himself in the way, catching 3 in the chest and sending him smashing through a lamp-post and into a parked car in the streets.
"But i am gonna do whatever it takes to make you catch these bolts i'm throwin'." He laughed long and loud. Bailey looked up at him with anger building in him. He knew he had to hit the guy hard enough to knock him down, but not enough to kill him. In an instant, he was up and charged full-force, straight at this guy, making sure to temper his power and drove his fist straight into the guys gut, just as the Banjo began glowing green again. As he did so, blood splattered everywhere. He realized that his fist had punctured straight through the mans gut and out the back, he stood trembling in disbelief, stumbling back a few steps, he looked down, bits of spinal column in his hand, gore splattered everywhere. The man groaned unintelligibly as he stumbled back, dropping onto the ground without a sound.
"Oomig ohmig oh my oh my oh..." He jibbered, looking down at his blood-drenched hands. He had become everything he had hated, in one moment of anger. He was going to jail. He had failed everyone and everything, he wasn't focusing on anything else, but how badly he had just ruined everything... Which proved to be another real shame, because if he had been paying attention, he may have heard Christina yelling at him, before suddenly he felt extreme pain in the back of his head as he fell forwards onto the tarmac face-first.
"Don't worry, Big Cheese." The voice came from behind as Marvel slowly stumbled to his feet. He looked around for the body, the blood was all gone, as well as bits of other gore. He looked around and saw the man re-tuning the Banjo that he had clearly just brained him with.
"Oh yeah, a little illusion magic built into this thing. I should tell you, then again, y'all got that Wisdom of Solomon, should be pretty obvious by now. Oh, by the way, the name's Filpot. Kurt Filpot and i'm gonna be the guy who beat's your sorry brains out today. Now, the more ya struggle, the more it's gonna hurt... So feel free to go nuts." He smiled, before driving the Banjo into Captain Marvel's side, making him double over. Clearly it was some kind of advanced magics that counteracted his natural defenses. Maybe blessed by one of Zeus' enemies. He never remembered anything about a Banjo blessed by Kronos. Before Solomon could impart anything else to him, he put his hands up to grab the Banjo as Filpot threw another swing at him, only for the Banjo to phase through his hands and him to get clocked in the back of the head again.
"You know, i'm finding i'm gonna find it very hard to keep to this No Killing thing, if you keep insisting on giving me a concussion." He growled in response. Filpot threw his hands up in faux fright.
"Oh no, not Captain Marvel!" He said in mock-fear.
"Some ginger palooka threatens he's gonna kill me." He let out a long, hearty belly laugh.
"Maybe if you were that Punisher guy, i probably would, but you're just a putz with a lightning bolt on his chest. Dime-A-Dozen." He strummed the Banjo again. He saw a number of Police Cars driving down the road towards them.
"REMEMBER, BOYS, THE NAME IS MR BANJO!!!" He yelled, pointing the frets at the car and slamming the pic down on it again, sending more waves of energy towards the cars. In a flash, Captain Marvel intercepted and brought his bracelets up to block it, the wave smashing into him and sending him sprawling on his back. He then kipped up.
"THAT'S IT!" He yelled.
"NO MORE NICE CAPTAIN!" He reached his hand up and a bolt of gold lightning appeared in it, throwing 5 in quick succession at Banjo, the musician simply played a few more chordes to create shockwaves that deflected the attacks. Bailey turned to look at the Police who were cordoning off the area.
"BANJO, YOUR FIGHT IS WITH ME, LET'S ADJOURN TO SOMEWHERE LESS POPULATED!" He called.
"See, boy, as much as i'd love to..." He pretended to think for a second, before strumming again, sending another shockwave at Captain Marvel, knowing that if he moved, then the police behind him would bare the brunt. Planting his feet, Bailey instinctively threw his arms wide, as a web of lightning shot out, capturing all of the shockwave and directing it straight into his body. Bailey let out a scream of pain as the green energies assaulted his body. He dropped to his knee's.
"You..." He grunted.
"YOU CAN DO IT CAP!" A voice came from the evacuating people.
"DON'T GIVE IN TO HIS GAME! YOU CAN TAKE HIM DOWN!" As Banjo looked at the fleeing crowd, he brought his arm up.
"Tell you what, boy, let's see what you're willing to put up with if i take out your R@&^%#£/=~ girlfriend." Christina stopepd dead in the crowd.
"Ok, wow, you really went there." She called.
"YO! CAP! GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!!!" She screamed, when suddenly, the rest of the crowd joined in.
"TWIST HIS DICK!" "GO ON, CAP! GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!" "TWIST THE RACIST BASTARDS DICK!" "TWIST THE DICK!"Bailey was mildly proud of New York and also mildly disgusted.
"Also, i don't know that girl, i just saved her." He then launched forward, trying to tackle Banjo, but the instrument glowed and Marvel went straight through Banjo, another illusion. As he landed, it occured to him. Banjo's guitar glowed whenever it turned out he was an illusion. Either that, or he was teleporting and leaving an illusion. Either way, he instantly turned around and put his hands up to grab the weapon as it swung for the back of his head.
"You're getting predictable!" He growled.
"And i've got you!" He grinned, before he rearing back a fist and throwing a punch straight at his gut. The banjo began glowing and instinctively kicked behind himself, feeling his foot make contact with the large gut and sending Banjo sprawling. Banjo got back up, winded.
"Ok, so you big boy got some moves." At that point, police started moving in around him, guns drawn. Banjo sighed.
"Well, i think that's good for the first time. Made a lot of noise. Now excuse me." He began strumming quickly. before disappearing. Bailey threw his arms wide.
"What the heck?" He asked.
"What was even the point?" He put his fists on his hips and shook his head.
"Didn't even try to finish me off." As he stood, one of the officers approached him, he instinctively backed up, adopting a defensive stance.
"Umm, excuse me, sir, i don't suppose you'd be willing to come down to the station and make a statement about this guy?" The officer asked. Bailey was taken aback. Honestly, he was so used to police immediately trying to slap cuffs on him that this was rather new for him. He knew he needed to unlearn this stuff.
"Umm... No... Officer... He said his name was Kurt Filpot and he seems to have a Magic Banjo. That's all i know." He said. He looked around at Christina who gave him a thumbs up. He couldn't interact with her here, it would arouse suspicion. But now he was VERY worried. Flying up into the sky, he headed off for New Jersey, hopefully that would convince people that he lived over there. But instead of stopping, he just kept flying. Out and over to the wilderness of Montana, landing in Glacier Park. Nobody lived around here for hundreds of miles.
"ALRIGHT, FILPOT! TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT! I'M WIDE OPEN!!!" He called. The guy was watching him, he had said so.
"Ok, fine, you don't want to take Captain Marvel?" He asked.
"SHAZAM!"
As the bolt of lightning hit him, he stood in the middle of the wilderness in just his Spider-Boy outfit.
"COME ON FATSO! I'M RIGHT HERE!" He yelled out. He stood for about 15 minutes. Every so often flinching as he heard something move near him. That feeling of being watched was back. Something deep down in him knew he was being watched by Banjo.
Meanwhile, somewhere dark and forboding, compound eyes sat watching him as his image swirled in the dark waters of a cauldron.
"So, the simpleton wants to protect people. That's good. He will throw himself between danger and the innocent. The Wizard chose his cannonfodder well. Not like the other one..." The image quickly lined up, side-by-side with another boy on a street corner, selling newspapers to people passing by. The compound eyes let out a long, hearty laugh.
"Yes, Billy, nice and poweless, exactly as you should be! No ability to prevent my ascension this time. I wonder why the others never thought to nip you in the bud? Is there a reason, or am i just that much superior to them?" The crackling voice pondered. In a flash of golden energy, Filpot appeared.
"You know Mista, I have to say, this Banjo is a beaut. Now, about mah fee-" Immediately the Banjo magiced its way out of his hands and clonked him lightly on the head, just enough to make the point, not enough to leave any lasting damage.
"Your fee, along with your deluded dreams of a world where your specific colour of monkeys, based on some random and environmentally prompted genetic sequences, being somehow superior to all others, will come all in good time. Once i have what i want, this world will mean as little to me as the other monkeys that don't share your genetic history on this planet mean to you. Leave the boy be for a moment. If we move too fast, other forces may get suspicious. The plan only succeeds if everyone thinks it is there idea to move in the first place." The eyes replied.
"Hey, buddy, i didn't get abandon the Silver Legion to told to be patient by a little w-!" The Banjo hit Filpot on the head again, slightly harder.
"Yes you did." The eyes replied, bluntly.
"I have existed since before the concept of your language, monkey and i have been told by others of my kind that my lack of patience is something of a flaw. So, if i can wait this long, then you can wait a little more. Now, go do as you will, but stay out of the Champion's way until i order you back there. Or you can say goodbye to the illusion of power i have granted you." It growled. Filpot grabbed the banjo out of the air and rolled his eyes, before disappearing.