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9 yrs ago
Current Birds > Wolves
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10 yrs ago
Someone remind me to stop staying up into the next day. I'm way too tired to function as I write this.
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Hello people of this website! I'm a dude, I just really enjoy playing female characters, don't ask why 'cause I don't know. I'm something of a die hard Mass Effect fan, and that's about it.

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@Lonewolf685 Oh, well rip me. I read that wrong earlier, sorry.
@floodtalon The multiple elevators are after the maze, single one in the lobby.
@KoL
Wait wait wait, hold up. Is a question asking for the full name of Michael Jackson really listed as 'Medium Pop Culture?' That should be listed as easy! What has my generation come to..?
@Mega Birb

You forgot to name who Sliske wanted as a target. The Demons, the Angels, or the Machina.

I'll reply to your post ASAP, but if it remains like that, the Demons will be the target. I'm just reminding you that you can edit your post, I'd you forgot about that part.


Target shall remain the Demons. Everyone pray to RNGesus.
In case anyone was wondering why I didn't cross the bridge earlier, I half-expected someone to do something along these lines.
Sliske Arkilius

Being one of the last few on the other side of the bridge, Sliske watched from the comfort of relative safety as shit hit the fan. The dwarf from Ruthria that apparently hated shirts brewed up a storm over the bridge, Juno wasted no time force-palming the contents of said bridge into the next trial, and shrapnel was flying everywhere. A perfect statement of the chaos he had indirectly caused, to which he chuckled. So, with most hazards out of the way and most of Ni-Mu's mines triggered, he crossed the bridge with no rush, his four hierarchy minions following close behind.

Since he insisted on wearing what were essentially dress shoes all the time, he almost slipped a few times on his way across, though he caught himself each time. Careful steps to avoid the spots where the robot in a body stocking had run got him across unscathed, and he hesitated at the last step, both feet still outside the door. A grin split across as his face while he made the choice to exploit a little of the system the Alchemist had made, regarding the tarot deck kept in her quarters. Fate was a fickle mistress, and he wasn't usually one to take a gamble such as this, but he would make an exception for today. "Hohenheim, I would like to draw a card... and target the Demons." His minions would progress inside and stand off by Henry and Ghelgath, wherever they ended up, idly waiting for orders while their master awaited the results of a demonic draw.


Syphax Gallus Aquilus

In a fashion similar to Sliske, Syphax was able to cross straight across the bridge, avoiding any slippage by using his talons to grip the ground. Since he was behind the initial force push, it had no effect on him, and he got one hell of a laugh out of the display of fighters either getting blasted into the lobby or holding on for dear life, one of which he passed on the way as Juno went for Balrog's exposed backside. "C'mon, Bonehead, you're not down yet!" The harpy chuckled and continued on his way, honestly expecting to have to take down the lamia himself, as no one else seemed to be trying to take the snake women on.

He strode into the lobby just as everyone was recovering from Juno's attack, taking stock of things. The lamia were recovering and trying to advance towards various targets, the Demons were disorganized as always, and the Machina, with all three of it's representatives, were attempting to take down the one with the dark blue horns and red eyes. Not his fight, so he wouldn't interfere for the moment. However, one of the snakes was slithering towards him with quite a toxic glare, swords raised. "Huh, so it won't be one of us as first blood." He drew his greatsword from it's scabbard on his back, spinning the light blade in his left hand, and tossing it to his right before gripping it with both. As cocky as it looked, he was ready for anything the reptile could throw at him now. And if someone's neck got in the way of a swing, that was their problem.

Before the snake could strike, however, spears of hardlight sprang out of any hard surface in the room, giving few a chance to dodge and escape the massive attack. Even Syphax's lightning reflexes wouldn't save him entirely, as a pair of these death sticks would catch his right leg, causing more than a light wound. He could feel one of them tear through his thigh, and the other through his calf, taking feathers with it as he flew straight up a couple feet to free himself. He was bleeding out of a lame leg now, but it wouldn't prove a crippling blow to the harpy. Wings meant he could still move and take the weight off that leg if he needed to walk, and now adrenaline was beginning to pump through his system, slowly numbing the pain.

At this point, the lamia wasn't his concern anymore, it was the robot that had caused the massive attack: Ni-Mu.

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Oh, cyberpunk, I like that idea~ Not that I'm saying we'd do it, but I like it nonetheless. Other than that, yeah, hackers can be quite boring, if that's all that they are identified by. At least CC is a bit more interesting than that.


The excessive cursing does add a little edge, doesn't it?
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Huh?

Unless we end up bringing some extreme cyberpunk themes into the real world, personal experience tells me that hackers are extremely boring. They're the kind of people that only care about getting from A to B as fast as possible.
@TheWindel
That's why he didn't get one. Snipers get no credit unless they have a bow.

EDIT: I intend to make the Demon call in the next post.
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Every character got a present.


Marquis didn't get a present. Running depression.exe

@KoL
I intend to make the Angel and Demon call in ze next post.
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