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Recent Statuses

5 mos ago
Current eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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5 mos ago
Never trust a lazy knight; they always drag on.
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5 mos ago
What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!
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6 mos ago
The guy in front of me at 7-11 left his breath mints on the counter. The cashier said I could have them, but I have abandoned mint issues.
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6 mos ago
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
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Bio


E M B R A C E H O P E A L L Y E T H A T E N T E R H E R E


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Did you know that Dante's inferno is video game that the main protagonist is also named Dante? Back in the day, the only two games were Devil May Cry and Devil May. The only difference was that in Devil May Cry, the protagonist is better off at the end, and in Devil May Cry 2 it is the opposite. So that's why a story about going through hell can still be considered a comedy, even if it's not funny.
Name:
Nakushita, Naku The Shitta, Number 1 Ranked Bucket Fighter, Kept Promises.

Age:
Old enough to not remember, young enough to function (30 something?)

Preferred RPs:
I Prefer to join others, I'm willing to give most genres and ideas a go as long as they have some tidbit that I find interesting, whether group or 1x1.

Preferred Roles:
I tend to play adorable characters everyone wants to strangle after realizing that they are either a complete idiot, a walking disaster waiting to happen, or some combination of both.

RP Conquests:
I've completed quite a few RP's off site, but most of them are on private forums or have simply been lost to the ravages of server crashes. As for stuff here, I'm sure everyone who sees me post in the status bar my many idiotic jokes is well aware that I'm highly incapable of conquesting an RP and thus my sole attempt on the guild exploded and is nothing to be proud of.

There was also a Isekai RP I was a part of for over a year, which was quite entertaining.

RP's in progress:

RP Graveyard:
I've been pretty fortunate on this forum. I think I joined one when I first came on the site that didn't really do anything, and there are many 1x1 things that didn't go anywhere. It's disappointing when an RP ends before it can be finished, but I've come to look at them as learning experiences and happy little accidents.

Other interests:
Videos
I watch a lot of educational and stupid videos on youtube. Usually as research for something I’m writing or purely because a topic interests me, especially history. I like channels like Kings and Generals and The Mighty Jingles, and I’ll also watch things like Stimpee or Trick2G to deepen my understanding of degeneracy. Though I also like memes and jokes, to which I’ll find myself watching basically anything that is even remotely funny, but usually find myself surfing through meme videos. I don't gotta work on that.

Games
I have a rather long history of playing virtually every platformer to come into existence during the indie boom, as well as quite a few other indie games. I’ve played Meatboy, Binding of Issac, Gunvolt, Cuphead, Princess Remedy in a World of Hurt, Classic Metroid, Warcraft 3, Final Fantasy 7,8, and 14, Left 4 Dead, Shantae, Celeste, Danganronpa, God Eater, the list goes on. What I’ve played is kind of all over the place. I don’t play many games these days, I tend to pick things that look interesting and go on a decent steam sale.

Drawing
I can't draw. I haven’t done a lot of it recently and certainly don’t feel confident enough to show anything I make to the general public. Perhaps never. I fear that it may blind the public. Unless you really like poorly shaped stick figures.

Music
I listen to everything, and I mean everything. I have too many favorites to name.

Personality:
Not one to take life or the internet too seriously. Is only serious about having a good time and avenging my grandfather who was murdered by a bucket.


People to Insult:
Dalton is a Dingus.


Most Recent Posts


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Once Ayana had gotten off the bus, she had turned to see the very anti-climactic end as Shun hopped off of it. The heat of the fire on her face as her eyes focused on the growing flames as it begun to consume the bus. Only Tsubaki’s voice drawing her attention away from the building flames as she turned both her head and her eyes towards her.

“Huh? Fingers? It depends….do you count a thumb as a finger, or just as a thumb…” being cut off by Akito before she could continue any more of her reasoning. Frowning as she pointed at Akito “Hey, if I was a clown, I’d have face paint, oversized shoes and a big honky red nose and I have none of those things…..at least I didn’t the last time that I checked…..” Reaching her head up towards her face giving it a good rub. Getting a good feel for her nose and her face as she looked down at her hand to get confirmation that she neither had a big red nose, or face paint. Double-checking just in case, even though realistically there wasn't a chance she would find anything.

“I’m totally fine outside of the bump on my head, I’ve hit my head harder before in the past I’m sure….I just needed to get my footing underneath me….but I’ll be fine, I promise” Reaching her hands up as she brought them in to either side of her face slapping them against her cheeks hard one time and squishing her face together. Trying to get her full focus and attention back to their regular levels as she felt much better afterwards.Leaving two red marks on her cheeks in the aftermath. Despite the aching that her body still felt and the throbbing sensation coming from the bump on her head. She was trying to put these troubles to the back of her mind as she attempted to get a better grasp of the situation.


Noticing Rin had already gone off and seemed to be working on something all by herself. “well, she sure didn’t wait to figure things out, she is already off tinkering with things, I wonder what she is up to…” Ayana pondered. The others all seemed to be trying to figure out things themselves slowly but surely. Despite the lump, and her initial confusion, it became quickly clear that they weren’t somewhere that was familiar to her. The tree’s where nothing like the ones she was familiar with, plus any signs of the mountain roads they had just been on seemed completely gone. What more, if they had crashed off of one, surely, she should be able to see where they came from, but all she could see was the forest of foreign trees and the wild untamed grass.

“Hey, something isn’t quite right here, I know I hit my head….but something about our surroundings doesn’t line up with what we should be seeing right now…” Taking a seat and listening to Tsubaki staying still for the moment, even if she felt like trying to explore more around them to get a better grasp of their surroundings. To see if there was anything or anyone nearby that they could go too for assistance.
Yuki

@Crowvette@AzureKnight@PaulHaynek


Yuki had to consider the offer for a moment, as it did seem like a good opportunity to get to know Shizuka and Io as she had yet to work with either of them. Scratching the back of her head before clasping her hands behind her back as she made her decision. Deciding that it was a great idea to tag along with the other two task members Plus, it had the bonus of giving her something to do to keep her entertained. Besides Lady Kikyo had asked, so it seemed enough like a done deal to her. “Very well, I will follow Shizuka on this new mission, it will give me something to do, and also give me the chance to work with someone I’ve not had the pleasure of working with before in the task force” Yuki rubbed her chin for a moment taking a sideways glance towards the Lich who had quickly followed after Shizuka upon Lady Kikyo’s request.


Watching as Lady Kikyo also rode off rather quickly to follow Takeshi’s trail. “Everyone is just so full of energy today, guess that means I better get moving as well before Shizuka and Io get too far ahead, who knows what trouble they can stir up before I ever even get the chance to enjoy a little bit of fun myself” Yuki smiled as she begun on her way, following after Shizuka and Io now deciding to go on the hunt for the Ronin.

What’s the worst that can happen, sure he may not be fond of Yokai, but who could turn down them if they arrived as a group and under friendly terms. She did reckon that it could take some time to get the ronin to come to their side. Yuki figured she would be able to help Shizuka and Io out either way regardless as she knew she could help win the Ronin over, or at the very least give him a hard time if it came down to it.

Speeding things up now as she quickly pursued the two fellow task members wanting to catch up to them before too much happened. After all it wouldn’t be much fun if she showed up after everything had already been done just to have to come right back. It wouldn’t be worth the effort and use of her legs if she had to do a quick roundabout trip. "Hey, wait up, I'm coming along too, my legs aren't very long so I can only go so fast!" Calling after them in the hopes that they where still in hearing distance as she chased after.


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Complete and utter darkness….it was as Ayana was lost in a vast void, being left to wander endlessly. She couldn’t even remember where she was, or what she had been doing, or where she was even at in this moment. How did she get here, what was this place even. Before she could consider it, light begun to flutter through the darkness. The feeling of immense pain sending a jolt into her system as she begun to awaken from being knocked out cold in the wreck.

The clustered, cramped feeling that she was currently experiencing, not one that she enjoyed as the initial confusion and alarm took hold. Her mind racing as she tried to figure out what had happened and where she was at. Hearing others beginning to stir, and the horn of the bus ringing in her ears. The stinging intoxicating and mind-numbing smell of gasoline filling her nostrils.

That’s right, she had been on a bus traveling with the rest of her class….

But what happened, did they wreck? The last thing she remembered was looking out of the window by her seat before the sounds of bending, twisting metal, of breaking glass followed with darkness.

She reached up a hand towards her head feeling a rather sizeable lump as she knew she must have hit her head and hit it hard. It was then she realized she couldn’t move much, as her senses and thoughts became clearer. She was buried by debris and other people, having been thrown out of her seat and entangled with the others.

The feeling and sense of dread and fear begun to fill her already nauseous gut. What about the others? How many of them where seriously hurt, or worse yet dead? Trying to pull herself from underneath the jumbled mess of bodies and debris she felt every inch of her body aching. As if someone had taken a sledgehammer and battered her from head to toe.

Before she could get more of her wits about herself, she could hear a loud voice seeming to be giving out orders and commands. Slowly freeing herself enough to try to lift herself back up too her feet. Even that seemed to take a lot more effort then normal as it felt like her legs were made from jello. Shaking her head, to get her senses back in order, she begun to look around the carnage that currently surrounded her. The heaps of bodies and the tangled wreck of the bus and all the belongings that students had brought with them strewn about. It looked like utter chaos.

She could see some of the others had already started stirring and were quick at work trying to open doors to get out. It looked like the sound of the voice was coming from the class president, Masato she believed his name was if she remembered his name correctly. Her mind quickly shifting to the status of her stepsister Ayane.

Even if they weren’t the closest sisters, or got along all that well, she still felt the need to make sure she was alright. Much to her relief she could spot Ayane stirring across the way from her. Even if she didn’t want to admit it out loud or to Ayane. She was happy that she seemed to be fine enough to be moving about.

With that worry put at slight ease, she begun to inch her way towards the door though she wished Masato would stop shouting so loudly. She already felt like her head was splitting down the middle and the shouting only seemed to increase this. She knew that it was likely necessary, but even so she didn’t find it all that pleasant. “What about some of the others? I’m sure some of them won’t be able to get off without assistance….” Ayana looked around at some of the others who had yet to stir or get to their feet just yet. Wanting to do whatever she could to help them out and assist them as much as she could despite the danger that it may present to herself.
Yuki




It had been some time since Yuki had heard such commotion around the temple, she figured it must mean the others had come back from their training. During which time, Yuki had decided to get some much-needed relaxation and rest as she felt rearing to go once more. Though she figured she might as well go see what all the noise was about.

As where the most noise came from, often meant that there was the most fun to be had for her. With that in mind, she made her way to where all the noise was coming from. From what it sounded like, someone was saying something about painting and essence with what followed by someone else quickly responding. Which quite amused her and caught her interest, as whoever had said it, said it loud enough for her to hear it from where she was at. From the sounds of it, it sounded like Kerry who seemed to be as rambunctious as always.

“Hmmm, it seems everyone is back, and at just the right time as well, I may as well greet them before they all run off again to cause trouble” Yuki laughed to herself as she felt like having a little bit of fun herself after being away from the others for so long. Surely there would be something interesting going on that she could tag along with. Or at the very least some tasty drama that she can insert herself in the middle, it had been a while since she had such entertainment.

Once she made it too the grounds she took a good look around, seeing who she could spot in the immediate area. Deciding to see who she could find there, hoping to catch someone before they went off on another mission or adventure. Otherwise, she figured she might as well find another job or mission for herself. Though she knew she would much prefer tagging along with someone else if she had the choice. "Now, now lets see just what is happening around this place....we may need to stir up a little bit of fun..."



Bump
Added in one new idea, The Cold Frontier of Space.

Thread is open again for 1-2 more RP, also open to ideas not on my thread as well if they intrigue me enough, I don't bite so feel free to send me a message, the worst I'll do is say no.
@PaulHaynek

I've not actually done a collab before, but totally up to the rest of you, I don't mind joining in and giving it a try.
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