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7 days ago
Current This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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19 days ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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20 days ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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21 days ago
I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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21 days ago
I never notice someone's post count until I see (ignore post count) and then I totally look at it, out of habit and curiosity.
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Most Recent Posts

<Snipped quote by Gunther>

@POOHEAD189 just getting your verdict on @Gunther's question, boss, and then he & I'll be off to the races...with the giant pig thing.


Sorry, slipped my mind. If I give you 'hirelings' or 'minions' then you do have some limited control of them.
@Duck Ayyy good deception roll
@Duck You either make a post and make a roll for what you're going to attempt and I GM it for you, or you make a roll before you post and ask me what the roll means.
@Penny


The creature squealed in a piercing wail and dropped the scorpion, looking very akin to a cockroach that found a meal repulsive to its sensibilities. The scorpion scuttled away into the brush, making a twisted path through a mixture of bushes and fallen boughs towards Kyiriniae'aea, suddenly forming back into the very confused baby not half a minute later. Such spells lasted a longer time with more mundane and well understood beasts like sheep and chickens. The child was now looking around curiously, unable to fathom what had just occurred.

Behind him, the four Gundarogs had not yet grabbed their weapons, which from where Kyiriniae'aea stood, she could see they were barbed spears and cruel stabbing swords. Rather than screech further or run, they scuttled a few meters away from the fire and watched it fearfully, whispering to one another in their strange, guttural tongue. The flame roared black before their eyes, unyielding from Kyiriniae'aea's cantrip.

It seemed they took the fire as an omen, with the loss of their meal via polymorph simply a further sign as to an entity that had chosen to speak with them. There was no telling what Gundarogs would do if they saw a Silver Elf, as most see them attack when others trespass upon their mountain caverns rather than the creatures making a home in the woodlands. When it became apparently the fire wouldn't harm them, they approached closer and gripped their spears, raising them into the air like primitive men or apes, beginning to chant a string of words that sounded like a strange rhyme.

The child began to cry once more at the Elf's feet, though the things had yet to hear past their chanting.



Mari had ascended without error, just in time to make it under the cover of the thick trees when she heard a strange noise in the distance. She found a good tree to hide behind among the myriad of elms and birches, just as she heard an incredibly loud warscream from some winged monstrosity that swooped in from above. It looked twenty feet long from the tip of its tail to it's snout, very dragon-like in appearance save for its brown ridged scales, clubbed tail, and the fact it only had four appendages with small clawed hands at the top of its vast wings.

It was terrifyingly mesmerizing to watch it drop onto the ridge Mari had just traversed like a strange bird, clinging to it before it let its taloned feet slide further into the gulley so it could feast upon the huge Ogre's corpse. It likely was not the thing that had killed the monster, but it would certainly capitalize on a free meal when it found it.

The warrior would be so transfixed on the display of nature, that she would be caught completely by surprise when a strong hand grabbed her mouth and a sudden sound of "ssshhh" would escape the lips of whoever hid behind her. Mari could struggle, but she would hear the next words as follows. "Don't scream. I'm not here to harm you..."

Suddenly she was let go, and Mari would see amid the shadow of the forest, another warrior woman. Tall and lithe, and strong of limb. Her long dark hair was tied into a flowing ponytail, she was adorned with a bronze breastplate and bronze greaves. Her blue eyes contrasted her coppery skin, and she was similiarly armed as Mari with a sword and shield, albeit of different designs. She was also notably taller than Mari.

She held her hands up disarmingly. "We must go before the Wyvern smells us. I am Ithaca, the Road Warden. Come with me and I'll take you to town."
@Luminosity
"So anyway, what are you two doing going up this river anyhow?" The lad asked, having talked their ears off the last hour. Moving up river was tiring work, but this boy had rowed and talked, rowed and talked, rowed and talked. Perhaps it was the fact he like as not did this every day as a living, but it was still a sight to see. It was almost impressive for a dwarf too. The Grannic River was a long one, snaking up from the peninsula of the Seven Cities and the Nevrazym Dale all the way into the bosom of the Blackwood, or so the longshoreman had said back in Cavlarck.

"'Nothing but trouble is what you'll find in the Blackwood' my paw always says." The boy declared, then thought for a moment. "Except for trees. There's a whole lot of trees. And monsters too...probably some towns as well.

"Shut up, boy," The second of the rowers grunted. He was a dark man, with an almost dwarf-like beard and corded muscles. His back was to the two travelers, and he rowed in silence save such lovely comments as that. Luckily it seemed they knew their business, keeping the boat afloat and keeping the goods the traveler's had stored behind steadied. Attached to the small boat was a strange raft; a contraption with wooden bars that stood up like some cage, carrying their cart, supplies, and even the donkey was seemed too busy lapping at the water through the bars to be afraid.

The trees had grown notably darker as they rowed further northwards, away from the Sea of Swords and the Seven Cities so rife with intrigue and chaos. Good money to be made there, and work. But you were as likely to have it or your craft confiscated by a rival city. The Blackwood had little in the way of competition, word had it. Now the boat began to turn ever slightly toward the shore, and the two rowers perked up as if they had arrived at a destination, though there were no markings and little in the way of space to make landfall.

@Jb@Tony Pajamas



Hundreds of miles to the north, another unlikely pair were making their way south through the foothills of northern Andred. Grim were they, and fell to look upon. Much like the Northern mountains they had descended from. Torsten had passed through southern Norgard, past the Halls of the Jotuns in the Hruntigmir Mountains, otherwise known as the Frostfells, and made it into the Northern Marches where he met Vanhel, realizing they both had a common destination. It has now been two weeks since they passed Umber's Cairn, right at the beginning of spring when the snows have finally melted.

Staying away from most Andredian villages and settlements save for the occasional waystation, their journey had finally bore fruit for the two companions. For they had passed a simple glen to find themselves face to face with two massive trees, darker in hue and far more robust than any trees they had come across for weeks. A northern relic in the soft, southern lands of the 'civilized' nations. Perhaps you see it as a welcome sight, or perhaps you feel as if the stories you sought to find out about the legends of the forest were true.

Whatever the case may be, the treeline stood as a great wall daring them to enter, with the two large oaks a veritable gateway into the realm of grimdarkness. As the two dare approach, they are greeted by a strange revving, stuttering sound. An echo that belies the direction they known to listen to, though they soon know the direction. A strange shape coalesces around the 'gateway' before their eyes. As it forms, the two see it is truly large!

It looks to be some form of boar-like creature, though instead of two tusks along its mouth, it has three horns along the center of its snout, like a strange porcine whooly rhinoceros. Torsten and Vanhel would only be able to reach it's shoulder if they stood next to the ginormous beast, and though it does not seem to be antagonistic, it grunts and smells the grass just at the entrance to the wood they seek to enter. Pawing the ground with its hooves, it seems content to nibble upon the foliage just before them. Perhaps they could find another way in, off a beaten path to the east or west? Perhaps the beast would bring good meat or make a fine trophy... or perhaps it is best to let sleeping pigs lie.
@Flagg@Gunther
Let it be known Penny and Luminosity both rolled "offscreen" so if people wonder why Penny gets some extra info in my next post and Lumi gets to write a lot about her situation, that's the reason.
@POOHEAD189 must answer for what he has done!


Inciting rebellion against your GM is not a wise course of action! For I hold your fate in my hands!
Hoping to post tonight!

Um, about rolls, I'm still a bit uncertain about how they'll work and when they're needed. The OOC mostly just covers combat rolls. How do we know if we need to roll something? Where do we do the rolling (I just did Mari's money rolls using a Discord bot)? Are we just going on an honor system for rolls? Sorry, just thought I'd ask now rather than rush ahead and need to edit something.


When in doubt, roll. If Mari is about to go down a ravine, you should roll balance or anything that seems prudent, and put the roll in a hider below your post (or tell me the roll if you need to roll before you post). You always roll a D8, though if you have proficiency in something like balance, you add a plus 1. Yes it's an honor system, I trust all of you.

You can use anything to roll, but if you need a site, use this.
Currently I am at work but my break will be in around an hour and Ill be able to answer everything! :)
@Duck Seeing as that is relatively vague, I will allow it!
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