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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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@Cairo@Conscripts@Alex_The_Great
Joseph Moore




"That bear… is looking real tasty right now."

As Professor Xavier and the rest of the Xmen talked about… well, he couldn't really hear them at this point, Joseph Moore stood by the side of the bear enclosure, staring into it with a fire in his eyes. As seemed to be tradition these days, he wasn't doing to great in terms of survival, going on about eight days with no food. On the one hand, it was a new personal record. On the other, he was still starving to death.

He hadn't even noticed he was drooling while he considered his options. He could either depend on the kindness of strangers and ask for food or money for food like he was homeless, which he totally wasn-… Ah, what the hell, he'd had his timeskip, he was more confident in himself now. He was totally homeless. He'd even lived under a bridge for a month, damn it! So, he could either beg for food or money, or he could climb into the enclosure and try to eat the bear.

So really, there was only one option that was actually somewhat viable.

And he moved to try and climb into the enclosure.

Unfortunately, as he began to lift his leg over, a particularly bad pang of hunger pain shot through his stomach, and he fell back to the ground.

"Uggghhhhhh…" He groaned as he fell flat on his back. "Daaaamn it… So huuungryyy…"

Well, you do still have the other option. A voice in his head said. Fighting a bear was probably a dumb idea anyway… Go ask that zoo lady if she can tranquillise it first, and then throw you in. Then you can eat it at your leisure.

"God inner me, you're so wise…" He mumbled to himself, before rolling over and dragging himself to the small group.

"Please, Xmen, food…" He groaned when he reached them. "Need food… Help me eat that beeeaaarrr…"

In his defence, he probably wouldn't have been dumb enough to call Thomas Professor X in most normal situations, but at this point he legitimately was seeing the Xmen thanks to hunger related hallucinations. It was probably also what convinced him he'd be able to fight a bear in hand to hand combat.
@PrinceAlexus@Cairo
Ok, looks like Operation: Peanutbutter Sandwich But Not Really Because Josephs Allergic To Peanuts is a go!
@Lyla
Yeah, I get what you mean. In my CS, I made it so enough time ends up passing that they'd probably be able to get over most of their problems before too long, and with the respect he grew for her over the years of fighting, and hopefully vice versa, they may even be able to transition from rivals to friends fairly quickly. Maybe a small fight right at the start or a lot of arguing between them, but they'd both know not to let their anger control them. Well, not too much at least...

Assuming you've seen it, the best I could compare it to is Viral and Simon from Gurren Lagann, with Ffamran as Viral and Ravness as Simon.

@Mokley
I dunno, wouldn't you be able to do more with the atmosphere of you set in autumn or winter or something? I mean, that could make it so the area around the lake ends up rather... misty...
Accidentally pressed quote again because of my stupid, fat thumbs!
Right, ok, now I just need to reintroduce him. I'm thinking of sending him to join the zoo crew, following the tradition of having him slowly starving to death when he meets them, and maybe consider eating the bear, or at least implying it.
@Inertia
Oh my god thank you. I can never figure out what the hell on doing wrong, so it probably would've been stuck like that forever.
And finally, here's your old buddy and tsundere rival Ffamran! I tried to make him a worthy enemy/rival for Ravness, but I realise I may need to change a lot for the history section. It's just that I spent pretty much the whole day writing this down on my phone, so I wanted to get it out there before he got completely beaten out of the running by everyone else's way better characters!

@Lyla
Ohohooo! I just thought of something that's goddamn evil! What if, while he and the Lich were fighting Ravness and Ovelia, my guy Ffamran ended up being the one who killed her? And while he does feel some remorse over it when he sees Ravness's reaction, he's so convinced that they're the bad guys that he keeps fighting her anyway!
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