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4 yrs ago
Current I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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5 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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6 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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6 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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@VitaVitaAR
Ok cool. I mean, I can just pass off what Kai got wrong as, well, him being wrong, but I don't wanna accidentally spread any misinformation, ya know?
@OliveYou@VitaVitaAR
Oops, sorry. I guess I just assumed the food thing would be the same... Was he wrong about any other mechanics from the show crossing over too?
@VitaVitaAR
Ah, yeah, sorry. I don't actually know why my posts are so long here. They're usually kinda short and pathetic, but for whatever reason, just trying to post normally ends up turning into a super long thing in this.
@TheFake
Question, has Mike had much interaction with the rest of the guild? Because, you know, up until recently we were all kind of evil...
@Anza@PKMNB0Y@Saarebas@Bone Father@DocRock

"Oof, geez, looks like I might've brought the crowd, huh?" Kai asked, looking between everyone. "Uh, well anyway, yeah, I was a chef from Osaka. I... well, I don't know if everyone is totally comfortable going straight to real world names, but why not? I'm Igarashi Kaito! You guys can just call me Kai."

His head whipped around to Deneb when she said the word Isekai, grateful that he wasn't alone in his idea of what had happened.

"Yeah, right? I'm getting some extreme Log Horizon vibes from this whole thing, right down to the 'new expansion' part!"

He froze for a bit when she asked what everyones plans were, because apart from coming here, he didn't really have any. Before he could answer, the demon cleric started asking about how living in their avatars bodies worked, and if they could advance the same way they did when it was just a game.

"Well, this is just a theory, but I think the answer might be yes to all of them..." He said to the cleric. "I mean, these aren't just artificial bodies. They're real, physical, fleshy ones. Here, look."

As he spoke, he pulled unequipped his bracer and showed them his arm, which had a small graze on the underside.

"I got this when I teleported into town and fell over. If this was just some kind of fake body made of code, I wouldn't have a graze or anything, right? I'd say that means we still have all the same needs as we did in the real world. Actually, no, that's not right. It'd probably be better to say that this is our real world now. BUT, we do also have menus, and I was able to get a scroll from my inventory to teleport here too, so I think a lot of the game mechanics should work the way they did before as well."

He brought his hand to his chin, trying to remember anything else important, before raising a finger into the air as one last important detail hit.

"Oh right, I nearly forgot to mention. When I got the graze, I did also lose a tiny amount of HP, so I think they might still be connected somehow..."

Finally, he turned to Den to answer her question.

"Aaand, well, I'll be honest, I don't really know what I'll do now." He said, scratching his head sheepishly. "I'm not so sure I wanna keep going with the demon lord thing, especially now that all the NPCs are proper living people. Which, by the way, also a flag for this being a Log Horizon style world shift! Anyway, plans... Well, maybe I'll rebrand... Yeah, start a Monster Hunter style hunting guild... And then I can COOK THEM!"

And suddenly, all his loose thoughts began to intertwine, as he finally figured out a proper plan for the quite possibly terrifying future.

"Ok, right, I'm gonna start a hunters guild. Like I mentioned before, we players probably still need to eat and sleep, but if this is like Log Horizon, then any food that isn't prepared by someone with the cooking skill is gonna taste like a flavourless goo. Or salt, if you have any. It also needed to actually be cooked like it would be in real life, because any food made in the crafting menu also just tasted like goo. I think you could eat raw ingredients like fruit and it tastes fine though, so that might be a temporary solution. But anyway, yeah, you can make food out of pretty much any monster in this game, and if we hunt it a certain way, we can actually butcher them instead of rely on drops."

He pointed towards the ocean side of the town.

"And considering how many other players seem to be freaking out in the market district, I reckon we might need as much good food as we can get, otherwise they'll start moping around and lose any will to do much of anything. Again, this is all based on the show, and it might not actually go that way, but better safe than sorry..."

He sat down on a small stone fence, almost falling over it in the process, but managed to keep somewhat balanced eventually.

"So yeah, I'll capture, butcher and cook monsters, and then I'll either try to find a way to transport them to the cities and towns the adventurers are staying in, or they can come to Castle Edenkyte for it."

He looked around the group.

"Of course, I'd much prefer to not do it alone. I'm not exactly amazing at the game outside of cooking and building, so if anyone wants to join Edenacht, I'd be glad for the help!"

He turned to the Dragonkin.

"Now, I'm pretty sure I've seen you in Heavens Door a few times, so I'm guessing you're already with them, but if you ever leave or anything, you would be particularly useful. Like I said before, I'm borrowing from monster hunter here, so that means weapons and armour made from monsters, and seeing as our old artificier is missing like almost everyone else in my guild, I'm probably gonna be coming to you a lot."

Finally, he turned to the only two people he hadn't addressed, the hunter and the storm giant.

"And you two, well, I reckon you guys are perfect for the job, honestly..." He said, looking at their character names. "I mean, Y-... Ij... Stormcaller, you're enormous. That's an advantage against all the big monsters right there, and Shinon, you look like a capable archer. I bet you'd like the chance to hunt some giant monsties and feed the hungry at the same time, right?"
Ok, so I'm not so sure it was actually that good so much as me just rambling, but it's something. Hopefully you guys can work off that.
DANONGORF

Castle Edenkyte


Igarashi Kaito wasn't surprised to feel the puddle of drool around his face as he slowly awoke. He had a bit of a habit of falling asleep at his computer, especially when he had a day off the next day and wouldn't have to wake up early. Not to mention that there was also a new expansion for Emerald Odyssey which... well, he'd actually probably slept through. He wondered how many of his friends in the guild had already gotten started, and forced himself to get up, wipe the drool off his desk and get back to work, by spending his day playing on his computer...

And then he opened his eyes, and realized that he wasn't staring at his crappy desktop computer. Instead, he was staring at a rather nice looking stone room. It was familiar... Not in the way he was hoping for, or even really in a way he recognized immediately, but familiar none the less.

Slowly, he looked around the room, and it was only then that he saw the giant eye-shaped window behind him, and the pieces fell into place.

"Oh... Ooooh noooo..."

This was definitely the office he'd built himself in Emerald Odyssey.

This... This wasn't great. It might be interesting, but he'd just gone from a world where he could live happily and safe to one filled with monsters that'd kill him as soon as look at him. And if this had gone the whole Log Horizon route, then it also meant he'd been passing himself off as a potential dark lord in a world full of npcs who were now probably powerful kingdoms. Even if he wasn't the complete opposite kind of person in real life, that would put him in a little more danger than he was really used to.

But then again, if this was going the Log Horizon route, then there might be other people here as well.

"Alright, lets see how this goes... Uh, ok, open menu!"

His legs almost gave out from relief when the menu appeared, because that would make things significantly easier. However, this realization apparently didn't stop his hands from shaking when he reached over to it.

"MasTeR."

Kai totally didn't jump or yelp at the new voice, whirling away from the menu to see a woman who appeared to be made of red, extremely reflective glass.

"A-... Astra? Is that you?"

Honestly, he wasn't sure if he wanted him to be right or not. Astra was an npc he made to act kind of like his assistant/general thing when it was only him building Edenkyte. She had some pretty advanced AI too, thanks to a surprisingly informative tutorial provided by the game itself. However, rather than give her much of a personality, he decided to make her more like a magitech android than a normal person, because he thought it would feel more appropriate for her character. And finally, she could turn into a sword, because in what he'd slowly discovered to be an unpopular opinion, he actually liked Fi. Anyway, if it turned out he was right, then this would make the whole "npc's becoming real, living people" thing more likely than not true, which as mentioned before, was terrifying. On the other hand though, having her around could make surviving in this place quite a bit easier.

"YEs mAsteR. IS sOmETHinG tHe MatTeR?"

"Yeah..." He said, making note of her odd speech pattern. "Tell me, Astra, do you notice anything different about today?"

"I dO." She said, her body seeming to ripple and warped for a moment. "My boDy SeemS to bE cOmPOsed difFerENtlY to HOw it UsED to Be. YoUR boDy is ThE SaME, bUT yOUr SouL is DiFFEreNt."

And then her hand rippled, before distorting and flowing over itself to become a blade, and the time it took for her to go from standing at the door to holding it against his throat was almost faster than he could see.

"YoU Are lOrD DAnoNGOrF, buT You are NoT. WhAt are YOU?"

To some, the fact that he didn't even flinch might've seemed impressive. If anyone could read his mind though, they'd know he just didn't have time to do much more than freeze up.

"Gaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaa..." He "said" slowly, before slowly raising his hands. "Uuuuuhh, ok... Let's explain this from the top."

And so he explained everything. Emerald Odyssey, the real world, the relationship between Igarashi Kaito and Danongorf before the Log Horizon style world shift, and finally a quick rundown of the show so that comparison made sense. He couldn't tell if she was skeptical or not, because her face never changed expression apart from the occasional ripple, but eventually she removed the blade from his neck.

"UnDERstooD." She said, causing him to sigh in relief. "ThIS dOes ExPLaiN the anOmaLIes I hAvE DEtecTED."

"Thank god..." Kai sighed, before giving her a look of concern. "So, you said your body is weird from the world switch. Are you ok? Your voice is kind of weird."

"It SeEms I caNNoT ReTAin My hUMan ForM at ThIS POiNt. WitH Your peRMisSion, I wiLl RevErt to BlADe fOrm unTil A soLUTIon iS dIsCoVERed."

Even as she spoke, Kai could see that she was beginning to distort even more, and nodded.

"Right, do it quickly." He said, holding his hand out to her. As she took it, she quickly transformed into a red, crystalline shortsword, and he took an ornate sheath from the desk and placed her in it before attaching it to his belt.

"Alright, how are you now?"

"Analysis indicates my form is stable, Master. I will begin the recovery process momentarily."

"Cool, just rest up for now." He said, before reaching out to re-open his menu, noting with surprise that he could actually do it just by thinking. A frown grew on his face as he looked through his friends menu, noticing that most of the guild seemed to be offline. In fact, most of his friends in general were greyed out. However, after a few more moments of concerned scrolling, he finally came across a familiar green name, grinning with relief. Sadly, it seemed she wasn't able to chat quite at the moment, but once nice feature of the game was that players could leave messages in that kind of situation.

@TheFake
"Hey Kal!" He said, joy and relief audible in his voice. "Thank god someone else is here, I thought I was gonna be alone. Hey, meet me in the town. I'm gonna head in and see how many people got came over with us. See ya soon!"

Once he was done, he scrolled through his inventory and grabbed a Return to Town scroll.

"Ok, let's see how bad this really is..."



Inarrel


Danongorf wasn't entirely sure he didn't just teleport in falling on his face. He had barely needed to walk while in the office, so he hadn't really noticed it, but the difficulty of trying to walk around significantly taller was really starting to kick in here.
Even as he struggled to maintain his balance though, he could see that he clearly wasn't as alone as it had seemed from his friends list. As he stumbled through the streets, he could see more and more players appearing around him. He also saw quite a few people of the land, looking around nervously at the adventurers freaking out around them, and for the first time since he woke up he realised how lucky he was to have Astra around to force him to keep himself composed.

Unfortunately though, he couldn't really see anyone he knew. Not only was there no Kal, he didn't even recognize any of them. Everywhere he looked, it was freakouts. More annoyingly, he saw that more than a few of these freakouts seemed to be directed towards the landers. He wanted to stop them, but unfortunately, a fair few of them were clearly higher levels than him, and could probably take him out even before the town guardians could stop them. Considering the way he wasn't entirely sure players could respawn in this place yet, that was a risk he wasn't willing to take. Also, again, he probably wouldn't end up doing much more than losing his balance and falling on them.

Yet.

@PKMNB0Y@Anza
Finally though, when all seemed lost, he saw someone he recognized. He hadn't seen either of them very often, of course, but he recognized the models of a ninja and a demon cleric he'd seen a few times while grinding for EXP. Unfortunately though, he'd decided to keep in character during each and every one of their interactions, so they only really knew the up and coming Demon Lord Danongorf!

So this might be a little awkward...

"Uh, hey guys." He said as he approached, giving a nervous little wave to the pair. "I'm Danongorf. I think we've met, once or twice? Maybe?"
@TheFake
Hey, I'm assuming Kaede isn't planning to be a cold-blooded murderer after the shift, but do you wanna be part of Kai's old 'evil guild'? Like I mentioned in his character sheet, they aren't gonna stay evil once it turns into real life, but it would be cool if he had at least one other friend in the game.
Golems guys... Golems...
@PKMNB0Y
Well, I mean, Danongorf is an orc, so that kinda negates part of the whole 'horrible hp and defense' thing that comes with backline mages like summoners, if only just a little. Also he's good with a shortsword, which will very soon be replaced with a cool meat cleaver thing for preparing and cooking giant monsters...

Also, you know, summoned frontliners...
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