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11 mos ago
Current Man, I remember those last few statuses sounding funnier when I was writing them... Is this what aging does to people?
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6 yrs ago
I eat negativity and shit out hopes and dreams. Like a tree, but for pessimism.
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7 yrs ago
Good news, I'm not failing out of my cooking course tomorrow! Bad news, it's only because I nearly sliced a chunk off my finger practicing for it and needed stitches.
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8 yrs ago
Desu before dishonour.
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8 yrs ago
It's days like today that I truly believe this ADHD is both a blessing AND a curse.
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@ERode
I can't see that happening unless something else somehow makes him one. It's not like he has gunpowder or any other kind of explosive elements. Also, he's pretty durable, so it probably wouldn't work even if he was wrapped around gunpowder. But... if for whatever reason he was turned into a bomb and it did explode him, he'd probably just turn back to dead fabric.
Alright, here I am swooping in at the last possible second with my two brand new original characters, Shyboy and Edge! Let me know how much they suck, and if that much is too much.



@Ammokkx
Probably a bad idea to give an idiot like me so much freedom, but hey, as long as you don't regret it...
Sorry about taking so long for my character, I was working on a post, but had to take a break for a few days due to being sick enough that I think I might literally have thrown up my appendix. Don't ask how, because I don't know.

Anyway, I have a very important question. Say my construct was a shapeshifting scarf that can morph into a katana or a humanoid costume form for the cool magical boy-esque transformation scenes. Aside from 'edgy weebs wet dream', what do you think would be most accurate to put in for type? Like, do you think he would fit better as an Abomination, some other kind like Costume? Or just Scarf, maybe. Just having a bit of trouble figuring out what would be most suitable.
Jeremy Lindall



Founders Festival

October 1st, 12:15 pm| @SamaraJayne96@Lionhearted


If Jeremy was being completely honest, he wasn't sure he was enjoying this festival. Sure, as far as festivals went, it was definitely one of the better ones, with plenty of stalls and activities to keep him busy, and just straight up nice decor all around, but for some reason it seemed a little difficult for him to enjoy himself as he wandered the grounds. Maybe it was the fact that he'd accidentally torn his jacket on a broken hinge in the tiny, cheap apartment he was currently renting, and so had no way to keep out the little, uncomfortable chill that apparently decided to hang around despite it already being midday. Maybe it was the fact that he'd also cut himself at the same time he tore said jacket, and had an annoyingly decent chance of getting tetanus.

Maybe, just maybe, it could even be the fact that there was a vampire sitting not too far from where he currently stood sending out such a heavy aura of dark magic it actually left him feeling a little nauseous...

But hey, who could say? As far as he could see, there was an equal chance for any of the three to be the right answer! Definitely no obvious signs that could let him know for sure, no siree!

But yeah, vampire. He wasn't particularly used to seeing them sitting so blatantly out in the open, but hey! At least that was proof of this place being the kind of supernatural hotbed that Hannah could definitely maybe have come to! Probably. Anyway, he'd have to ask around about that later in the night, probably in the bar scene. Maybe he could even ask the vampire herself. Of course, the whole 'dark magic' thing made that a little more complicated. Not just because he wasn't sure he could get close to her without feeling sick yet, but also moral reasons. He was rambling. He should stop. Especially since he'd been staring at the woman during his mental planning and he was fairly certain she'd have noticed by now. Maybe even written something about him in that

He took a deep breath in and out, and did his absolute best to tune out the dark magic. He only kind of succeeded, but it was better than nothing, and now he could return to his original plan for the day.

Buy cool shit and try to make friends.

He wasn't sure how well step two was gonna go considering his usual social skills, but step one? Definitely doable! Especially considering that he was conveniently close to a stall selling multiple bits and pieces of a definitely-not-magical nature, run by two clearly totally-not-magic-users. True, he probably wouldn't have been able to tell it was a witch and a warlock if he didn't notice the magic in the equipment at the stall, but it still made him hope he was hiding his own identity as a warlock well enough. He was pretty sure he was, but just in case, he was probably gonna need to play up the 'magically ignorant normie' bit a little more when he approached them. Thankfully, it was an act he was pretty good at by now, so it wasn't too difficult for him to all but hide the quirks that might tip him off as not being Jeremy Lindall, professional normal man.

"Uh, hey!" He said with a wave as he approached the stall, trying not to sound like an awkward idiot. He was never really good at meeting new people unless Hannah introduced themselves first, an act that would leave them desperate for contact with a normal person like him within about five minutes. "Is this all like that... uh... that 'occulty' stuff? I've got a friend who keeps trying to get me into that kinda stuff, but it never really appealed to me. Still, I'm figuring buying one of these'll help me calm her down enough to not give me the silent treatment for moving away next time I see her, so yeah. What can you tell me about some of these books?"
I'll try to post again either tonight or tomorrow.
@Ammokkx
Does that mean I shouldn't try to join? Because this sounds cool but I'm fine with it if you think it's getting too full.
Ok, I need to read the rest of the lore before I make a sheet, but I'm interested. Thankfully, it seems like you're sorely lacking in the area of 'not very good' apps, so I should be able to fill that gap for you!
Jeremy Lindall

@TheWindel@Snagglepuss89@SlopGoblin

Did that girl actually just say 'moseying'?

Wait, no, don't say that! That'll might lead to a fight! Say something else!

"I'm sorry, did you actually just say moseying?"

Nice job man, you nailed it.

"Uh, sorry. It's been a long week. Brain's not exactly firing on all cylinders, you know? Anyway, I'm not lost. Just bored. My sister says I have to make a friend or she won't let me back in the house, so I guess I'm also looking for a nice alley or tree or something to sleep in. That and I'm waiting for the meeting, so I can find her and disappoint her in person."

And then a small part of his brain wondered if it was as sad as he thought it was that it had taken him this long to realise he could try to make friends with these people. They both seemed to have a similar expression on their faces to the ones he usually wore on his own, and they had initiated contact with him. Then again, he was getting some very familiar vibes from the girl in a different direction, specifically some unsavoury memories from his past.

Actually, it may be best to just check quickly.

"So, just to clarify, this definitely isn't a mugging and/or fledgling lynch mob, is it? Because people have already been giving me dirty looks over the last week, and it's beginning to get a little annoying. If it is, I think it'd be best to just stop right now before you hurt yourselves. If not, then great! I'm Jeremy Lindall, professional waste of space."

He was about to go further, but he was suddenly distracted when he felt his weeb sense tingling, and turned to look over his shoulder at another woman around their age shouting some filth about an absolutely trash pairing, and before his horrified brain could stop him, he had already spun around to face the heathen.

"Kobaru is trash! Koara is way be-"

And then he finally managed to catch himself, immediately shutting up, before turning to face his two now most likely completely alienated acquaintances and coughed awkwardly.

"Sorry about that. I appear to have come down with some kind of weird cough recently..."
@Aviaire @chi

"Hey, it's better than zero, right?" Leo asked with a shrug, as he waited for her to cast her spell.

He honestly hadn't known what to expect, but he had to let out a whistle of appreciation when he looked down to realise they were now completely invisible.

"Ok, yeah, this is pretty neat. Nice job." He said, before he too followed her around the police. Once he was a couple of meters past them, he placed a sticky not on each of the alley walls on their side and whispered a command phrase. This caused the runes on the notes to glow, before fading away completely. However, he froze before he could place any more, as the alley extended in both directions, sending taking the police off into the distance as the area darkened.

"I'm gonna go ahead and guess this isn't either of you two?" He asked, the casual tone of his voice not really representing just how alert he had suddenly become. This only increased when he saw the doll-like automatons emerged from the shadows, and he began whispering to himself.

"Stab stab sharp block cut stab sharp fly hunt."

As he spoke, the words appeared in the air around him before coiling around each other to take the appearance of a long glaive.

"I don't suppose you're planning to help us out in our investigation, are you?" He asked, knowing all the while that he wouldn't be getting an answer from the creatures. "Shame... I would've liked to get a little rest."

And then he turned to look to the others, only to remember that they were all actually still invisible.

"Ok, I don't really know where you guys are, but do you have a plan? Otherwise I'm gonna say we should get back to back to make sure we don't hit each other when these things make their move."

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