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Oh shit, ok, let's go then! I'll transfer Jeremy over again as soon as you get the OOC up.
I should probably say I’m interested in here too, just to help keep the numbers clear.
Ok, got my character for Canary's bad guy squad here. Not sure I've managed to explain a lot of the stuff I wanted to explain all that well, but I'm hoping it's at least close enough to decent that it makes sense outside my own head.

Joseph

@canaryrose@Duoya@Jumbus

He'd upset her. She was trying to hide it, but even an idiot like him could pick up on how her voice was less bubbly and happy than before. Why the hell did he feel the need to bring Winterfall up? Surely there must've been something else he could say to convey how serious it was, right? Whether or not it was warranted, he could feel the regret building up inside him, knowing that he was the reason Jamie was feeling like this. Maybe he should just be happy that she was even trying to pretend it hadn't effected her afterwards. Even with the mounting guilt, he couldn't help but feel that same weird flippy feeling in his chest he'd never quite gotten used to, purely from the expression she made as she flicked him on the forehead.

On the other hand though, her words only made him more anxious. Not that she was completely wrong in her assessment of the man. Probably. He couldn't really judge how cute he was accurately, but he guessed he could see why someone might find the guy attractive. You know, if you were into that kind of stuff...

But he wasn't wrong. Jamie was right, he was paranoid, but he wasn't wrong. Not with this. Whether or not ZERO was involved, Yousef was a magus. Even without the runic arrays he'd been covered in making it blatantly obvious, he showed the same attitude as all the rest. The self-importance to assume that they could just stick their head into something they weren't involved with, and then make themselves the center of it, dictating how it should go as if they'd not only been involved, but in charge, right from the very beginning. Occasionally one would wise up and grow out of it, but he'd never met one who had. Not that it was really surprising, considering most of these people could literally change the world around them as they saw fit.

Though

"Sorry..." Joseph said to her, trying to drag his mind away from that topic, at least for now. "I-, I shouldn'tve brought that guy up, that was stupid. Still, he might not be involved with ZERO, and I guess maybe there's a chance he's even a decent person, but he is a magus. And there are some good ones out there, there must be, but... of all the magi I've ever known, there's only ever been one I wouldn't call a monster. They aren't good people, and I don't think there'll ever be one who hasn't hurt more people than they've helped. Hell, I'm pretty sure most don't even bother..."

Clearly, dragging his mind from the topic had failed. He couldn't quite hold back the dry chuckle that accompanied the realisation. Bad memories and old regrets were quickly taking over his better judgement, and it was only with tremendous effort that he managed to force the quickly forming grimace from his face, replacing it with a more easygoing smile. Not a very convincing one, he was sure, but hopefully enough that he could at least pretend to convince himself he was fine until he managed to get there for real.

"Jus-... I mean-... Alright, look." He said with a sigh, trying to make his voice sound at least a little less dark than it had gotten, though that was a secondary concern compared to hiding the gloominess from what he was about to say next. "I'm not saying don't hang out with the guy, ok? If that's what you wanna do, then... I guess that's what you wanna do... Anyway, you're your own person, so do what makes you happy. I'm just asking you to please, please, be careful when you do. Most magi don't see normal people the way they see themselves. We'r-"

Monsters.

He froze.

"A-anyway, the point is magi suck." He said, before blinking as it finally in his head registered that Chad had also said he wasn't a magus somewhere in the middle of that whole mess, presumably to keep Joseph from feeling left out or something.

Good kid, even if he did seem to have missed the point about as hard as he could've without using his super speed to actively dodge it.

"Ah... Yeah, cool. I mean, I'd already figured you weren't, but I guess it's good to know for sure." He said, giving him a thumbs up. He hadn't initially been planning to lie to the guy, but he also just watched him accidentally pull the dreaded 'you too' move back there with Yousef. Probably not the best idea to risk him blurting out the main thing he's trying to keep hidden in the first place.

Finally, he turned to address Starbright, who had seemed to be the only one who hadn't fully trusted Yousef other than him. It was a weird feeling, to be looking to Starbright as his only ally, but thankfully he didn't have to dwell on it because he immediately ruined it.

"Hey Noah? Starbite me." He said. "It's been a while since I've gotten the chance to play, but D&D is great. Besides, I'm not talkin' crap about your hobby of being a self-righteous douche, am I? Disregarding the frankly disgraceful example you're setting right in front of your dear protégé, do you really want to act even less mature than me?"

Despite how he'd been feeling before, he couldn't help but start smirking half way through the conversation. Apparently some mutual shit-stirring was exactly what he needed to distract him from the anxiety and anger roiling around in his gut, at least for a little while. He'd need something else to force it back down later, he knew that, but at least for now, he felt some of the weight on his shoulders lift away, leaving him free to try and enjoy himself for a couple of hours.

Thankfully, it only took a second or two before the perfect plan was suggested, his eyes lighting up as Jamie mentioned the bar.

"Now we're talking!" He said. "I've been sober since just after we got on the plane, which was a big mistake. Turns out they're still scary even when you aren't drunk."
Joseph

@canaryrose@Duoya@Jumbus



Somehow, through great effort, Joseph resisted the urge to roll his eyes at Starbrights arrival. Oh sure, he'd already known what to expect attitude-wise, but for some ungodly reason, he hadn't been expecting the sunrise behind him, despite knowing he really should have. Still, he was more surprised that he actually asked the rest of them about teams, rather than just declaring Chad his teammate like he'd expected him too.

Of course, Chad immediately called dibs on Starbright anyway, so it's not like it actually changed anything, but Joseph was fine with it. Poor Jamie though, he could almost see her thought process playing out on her face, as she tried to think about something positive to say about being stuck on a team with him, before presumably giving up and settling on 'Yes, he is Joseph' as the best she was going to get. Thankfully though, being on a team with a loser like him wasn't enough to get her down, and she was quickly distracted when she got picked to serve.

From there, Joseph did... decently. He was never really much of a sportsman, actually preferring to avoid it when he could. Honestly, he wasn't even sure why he'd suggested volleyball in the first place, but he was here now, so he just had to try and get through it. He had to admit though, it was a little hard to push through it when it felt like somewhere around sixty percent of the hits to him involved the ball bouncing off his face. With every hit, he could feel his cool reputation fading away, replaced by some kind of goofy slapstick target, and he began to wonder if maybe he should've just tried his luck at convincing them to have a sandcastle competition or something instead. Still, at least they usually managed to bounce off his skull in a way that set them up for whatever Jamie had planned. Or she'd just adapted to his sports specific clumsiness, one or the other.

However, it was when one particularly bad hit somehow managed to spin off the side of his head and fall where neither of them could reach when they were saved by a man he didn't recognize, who caught the ball just before it could hit the ground.

The second he looked at him properly, Joseph felt his blood run cold. Heiroglyphs covered the mans body. He couldn't read them, but any magus would recognise the structure of the designs that covered the mans body. Runic Arrays. Each and every one of them. It took everything he had to keep his agitation from showing, fighting it down to retain his usual laidback appearance. Beneath the surface though, he was just waiting for this man to make a move.

And make a move he did, although not in the sense he'd been expecting. After briefly introducing himself, notably confirming that he was in fact egyptian, he proceeded to start hitting on Jamie. For a moment, he couldn't help but stare in some odd combination of shock and panic, his brain trying desperately to process what it was seeing. When that moment ended, he had made his decision. Even if this magus wasn't a villain, he was an enemy.

However, he doubted that would be the case. The world of Magi was a cutthroat one, that naturally bred dangerous, unscrupulous people. Magi with moral compasses were rare, and one of the first lessons an apprentice magus would generally be taught was 'Never trust a magus.' For non-magi, it was even worse. Magi might be competitors, rivals, or anything else on that level, but for normal citizens or non-magus powered people, it was unfortunately common to end up as little more than a guinea pig for their twisted research.

And then there was what the man they'd fought on Seraphs island had said. Seeing his use of runes, the ice-wielder had been surprised, specifically saying he didn't look Egyptian. For an Egyptian magus to suddenly show up here... Yeah, it was probably just a coincidence, but he was still going to keep his guard up. He couldn't risk it.

He couldn't lose anyone else.

"Jamie." He said quietly once the man had left. "Be careful around that guy. He's a magus. On it’s own, that would already be dangerous enough, but I also think he might be connected to the ice-user who was working with Seraph."

Planning in his head, he realised he only really had one real advantage, which was that Yousef hadn't seemed to realise he was a magus yet. Of course, it was possible that he had just been pretending not to know, but if he really didn't, it could end up being what tips the balance in their favour.

"Also, if anyone asks, my name is Alex, and I'm new to HERO." He said, this time to all three of his teammates. "None of you have seen my powers yet. No matter what, I'm not a magus, ok?"
Joseph

@canaryrose@Duoya


Honestly, Joseph was sort of relieved at how easy it was to talk to Jamie. He'd actually been a little nervous she might still be annoyed at him for how painful his improvised treatment had been back during their fight with Winterfall, and adding in the fact that they'd barely managed to talk in about a month and a half, he'd been worried any attempts to have a conversation might end up sort of awkward. Talking to her now though, he realised he was stupid to even consider it a possibility, and he found himself grinning as at least one of his recent fears faded away.

This effect was immediately reversed as she walked up and clapped his shoulder, the doubts over just how forgiven he'd actually been resurfacing. He hoped it was just that the month and a half of power-assisted healing hadn't been enough to properly get rid of the soreness. Yes yes, that was probably it.

"Ah, cool, I was thinking the same thing." He said, nodding as she talked about helping Chad have some fun."It's our job to be the cool older coworkers and help him relax a little, right?"

He chuckled sheepishly as Chad corrected him on his name, pulling a flask out of his pocket and taking a drink.

"Oh, right, sorry Brad. That's my bad." He said, but nodded again when Chad agreed to hang out with them, even pretending not to notice the bit where he stared off into space for like ten seconds. "Don't worry man, you've come to the right people if you want to unwind and pass the time. Jamie's one of the funnest people I know, and wasting time just so happens to be my specialty! Though it does feel a little weird to do it out of work hours... Ah well, I'm sure it'll work out fine. Oh, and don't worry about being too good at volleyball for us, I'm pretty sure I have a decent handicap for you in mind."

He looked around for a moment, as if he was expecting something, before sighing and shrugging his shoulders.

"Well, I'm sure Starbucks'll show up eventually. Until then, I guess we can figure something out."

He continued to drink in the background as Jamie said her part, agreeing with her for the most part. Sure, he normally couldn't really talk considering how he actually tended to spend his time when he wasn't at work, but even he felt like he could relax here, as long as he ignored the nervousness about Jamie potentially still being pissed at him and the birthday present and stuff. Yep, right, he was here on vacation, enjoying time with his coworkers, and at least for today, he was going to relax and not think about any of that stuff.

And then he choked on his drink, as Jamie decided they'd 'do a three-way'. She... probably didn't realise what she'd just said. He was sure she didn't. Definitely not.

"Alright, team time!" He said, definitely still laid back and composed, and definitely not visibly startled. "How're we playin'?! One on two, or one on one on one?! I'm sure Starbright'll get here soon, but we can probably fit in at least one game in that time!"

Jeremy Lindall



Jeremy wasn't quite as put off by the conditions they were met with when they made it to the hotel as many of the others were. While not his preferred environment by any means, he'd been on enough other hunts and similar excursions with far cheaper people to have already had some idea of what to expect. Of course, he'd get stuck into cleaning their room if he found the time, but that was more for his own satisfaction than any current discomfort.

Thanks to Jean Luc's liberal application of febreze, part of the job was even already done!

Again though, now wasn't the time for that. It had already been dark when they got into town, and that meant the vampires they were hunting could very well be roaming around already. While he wouldn't be able to confirm it just yet, it was entirely possible that they also knew the initiates had arrived in the area, and moreover, that they already suspected he and the others were, in fact, initiate witches. While this was all very much the worst case scenario, one lesson Argo had made absolutely certain to drill into his head was to never discount the worst case scenario. To do so is practically asking for death. So, in anticipation for any approaching guests, Jeremy spent the time the others used to unpack setting up as many defensive runes as he could. Fortunately, the process behind drawing these runic arrays was basically enchantment, just applied to the doorframe, window frames, and various items of surrounding furniture, so it still wasn't as difficult or slow as normal spells generally were for him.

Despite this however, he knew he still wouldn't be able to properly fortify the room before the meeting Rowan had organised, so for the moment he prioritised small arrays, focused mainly around the door and windows. Most of these arrays were of two varieties. The first kind would alert him if crossed by anyone he didn't specify while inscribing them, causing a small but distinct tugging sensation in the back of his mind. The second was similar in it's targeting criteria, but would cause fatigue in the individuals while active. Although the actual fatigue induced was only minor, there were a good number of them hidden around the room. Should they be triggered, the effect would stack, leaving any intruders at a significant disadvantage. Along with that, the large number also made it harder to nullify the effects by destroying the runes, as it would take longer to find and deactivate each one than if they were all in a single large array, allowing the initiates at least a few more precious seconds to incapacitate them. Honestly, for such a short amount of time, Jeremy was actually rather proud of what he'd managed to accomplish.

Maybe, even if he couldn't really compare to the others in terms of offensive abilities, or his knowledge and experience in vampire hunting didn't end up being needed, he'd still be able to contribute with fortifying their base of operations... Ok, so maybe that didn't seem like much, but as long as his squadmates didn't act like complete idiots, they honestly probably wouldn't need him for much else, other than maybe ranged support.

Unfortunately, over the course of the meeting, Jeremy began to wonder if he'd maybe given his companions just a little too much credit. So far, the only plan he'd actually agreed with had been the one put forward by Rowan herself. All the others seemed to agree with Jean Luc, who he was sure had been one of the more level headed initiates he'd met over the last few days, but now wanted to run out into the night to fight the vampires head on. In fact, the only part of Rowan's plan he'd acknowledged was that some of them might be too tired to join him. Everything else, he'd apparently disregarded, and extremely rudely at that.

As he listened to more and more of the others decide to join him, Jeremy found himself shaking his head.

"I agree with Moore. Going out now is too reckless." He said. "We don't know this town well enough. We have no idea what the layout is, or the layout of the surrounding areas. Potential choke points, optimal spots for ambushes, we have no knowledge of any of these places. The Vampires have all of this. Not only that, but as we've established, it's night. Our enemies are at their strongest. We, on the other hand, are largely blind. I can reinforce my eyesight to improve my night vision, but unless the rest of you can all do something similar, that's another disadvantage. And finally, as a few of you have already mentioned, there's a strong possibility that they have learnt of our arrival, posing an even greater risk. There are two options there. Either they already suspect we're witches sent out to hunt them, in which case they have a vested interest in taking us out, or we're just a group of teenagers from out of town, with no connection to any of the locals, meaning no one who will ask questions should we disappear, easy prey. Maybe eventually there might be a search, but not before they can pack up and move on to the next small town. Either way, if they know we're here, we potentially already have targets on our backs."

He looked over the people in the room, hoping they were all actually listening to him.

"Listen, I understand that I'm just another initiate. I may have experience hunting vampires, but that doesn't mean I have any authority over any of you. I can't order you to stay here. All I can do is try to convince you. I think we should focus on fortifying our rooms for tonight, making sure the vampires can't break in and kill us all while we rest. Then tomorrow, we perform reconnaisance around town, making sure we're at least aware of places we could be ambushed, and locate potential areas of interest. If we somehow manage to catch any of the vampires during the day, that would be the best scenario, but it's unlikely. However, if we can't find where they hide during the day, we can try to fight them tomorrow night, when we at least have a better understanding of the area."

And then he sighed, a frustrated expression growing on his face.

"However, like I said, I have no authority over anyone here, so I can't enforce this plan. If I'm outvoted, there's not much I can do. I will stay behind to help reinforce our defenses, but I'm not sure there are many other ways I could contribute. However, I'll at least ask that you find a better way to contact us than texting. Should something go wrong and you need us to come and help you, I doubt your opponents would give you the chance to write and send a text. Something faster will likely be necessary."

@Jumbus@KaijuBaragon@Blizz@sassy1085@Melissa@Hitman

10/5/2021, Saturday
6:41 AM




It wasn't especially rare for Adam to be up and on the streets early in the morning, saturday or not. Indeed, a morning walk was part of his general morning routine. However, from the look in his eyes to the downright unsettling smile on his face, anyone who might have recognized the boy would see that something was different than usual. He was excited.

He'd gotten the message the night before. 'Got what you asked for. Meet in the alley by the corner of Coolidge and Moore. 6:45 AM.'

Exciting shit indeed. He'd asked for this stuff months ago, but he was willing to put up with the long wait considering how much cheaper it'd be to get it from this guy than through other methods. About a minute later, he made it to the meeting place, pleasantly surprised to see that the guy was already there waiting.

"Jeez, took you long enough!"

"Shut it, it ain't even the time you said yet! Anyway, whatever, you got the stuff right?"

"Hell yeah I did!" The other teen said, removing his backpack and pulling out a smaller paper bag. "You wouldn't believe how tough it was to get it. Even harder sneaking it past Mom. Don't even wanna know how she'd react if she knew I was doing this."

He shuddered at that last part, and despite himself, Adam almost felt some empathy for the poor idiot. On the other hand though, he needed to quit screwing around, seal the deal and get this stuff home before anyone saw him with it.

"Yeah yeah, quit wastin' time an' let me get a look at it already." He said, reaching out to grab it only for the guy to dodge away.

"Whoa pal, you remember how expensive this stuff is right?" He asked, staring at Adam like he was an idiot. "How about you give me the money first, then you can see the goods. I'm not about to just let you run off with both, you know?"

"Oh yeah? An' how the hell am I supposed to trust you not to do the same?!"

"Dude, I've seen the way you move at school. You really think I'm going to outrun you?"

Adam paused for a moment, lost in thought.

"Yeah, fair. Fine, here ya go. Solid hundred." He said, handing the other teen a pair of fifty dollar notes. Weirdly enough, he seemed almost disappointed when he saw them.

"Damn, I was kinda hoping it'd be a big wad like in the movies..."

"Dunno what to tell ya man, didn't wanna count it out wrong, an' this seemed like the easiest way."

"Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Oh well, deals a deal. Here."

Immediately upon taking the bag, Adam stuck his hand inside to check. Just from feel alone, he could tell the difference between this and the normal stuff. It was insane.

"Holy shit, you actually got it..." He said, although the sheer awe he was feeling made it come out barely above a whisper.

"Told you I would, didn't I? Straight from the Andes! Well, with a few stops, so I guess not 'straight' straight from the-... whatever, you get the idea!"

"Damn..." He whispered, feeling something almost approaching respect for the idiot in front of him as he looked from him back to the bag, reaching back in and pulling the contents out to get a closer look.

It was a skein of blue wool. One of three.

"Damn..." He mumbled again, examining the skein like it was pure gold. Considering the normal price of this particular wool, it might as well have been. He was pretty sure Vicuna wool was some of the most expensive in the world. The fact that he was getting this much for just a hundred dollars was more than a bargain, it was actually sort of insane.

"So... what're you planning to do with it anyway?"

"Oho, I got some plans..." He said, more to himself, before his eyes widened and he turned to his classmate.

Joseph Hannigan. Son of the owner of the largest textile shop in town. Sort of an idiot, but the one of the few people Adam didn't consistently tell to piss off, mostly because he was also one of the few people who had found out about his love of knitting and sewing, having served him enough inside the store to eventually see through his disguise. Thankfully, they'd managed to work out an agreement on that particular subject.

"Hey, don't forget tha-"

"I know, I know... Anyone hears about this, they'll never find my body. Don't worry, I remember."

"Damn straight... an' thanks..."

Although the last part was said under his breath, apparently Joe somehow managed to catch it.

"Well well, what was that? Was that actually a th-" He started, before seeing the expression on Adam's face. "-hhhhunder? Thunder? Think I heard some in the distance. Might be rain on the way, unless I'm somehow hearing you glare at me. I'll see you at the shop I guess?"

"Sure." Adam responded, rolling his eyes at Joe's desperate redirection of the conversation and stuffed the wool into his backpack. "Wanna get home and start this thing anywway."

And it was then, as he was starting to get hyped for all the stuff he wanted to make, that his watch started screaming at him. Realising that this as probably something important, he refrained from shouting back for the moment, instead simply checking to see what might be wrong. Seeing the word EMERGENCY blinking at him did little to calm him down, and he growled to himself as he started digging around in his pockets for that damned earpiece, sticking it in his ear.

"Alright robot, the hell is going on?"

"Good morning, agent. Mandatory training exercise at 1700 Coolidge Road in Swindon in exactly 27 minutes. Failure to attend will result in significant consequences."

For a moment, Adam just stood there, glaring at nothing in particular and wishing Hiram had a face to punch. Eventually, he settled on an empty trash can sitting nearby.

"An' just how the hell is that a goddamn emergency?!" He shouted, kicking the trash can hard enough to send it tumbling out of the alley.

Oh yeah no, this was just awesome. Just goddamn perfect. Not only did he not have to worry about anything stupid like enjoying himself, or actually working on something productive, but he would also get to spend some good old quality time with Nadia Solokova, who definitely wasn't the most terrifying living creature he'd ever encountered. He'd been doing his absolute best to avoid running into her since the goddamn disaster that was Timbuktu, but no, apparantly turning the other cheek and walking away wasn't the way to deal with your problems. Solid piece of advice, Jesus! Totally hadn't just majorly screwed him!

Shit, and this call had probably gone out to all those other assholes too, and god only knew what they'd have to say about his performance. He'd tried to play nice, go along with what the big kids told him to do, and how the hell did that work out? Not friggin good, that's how.

By this point, he'd made it to the building. Place as a shithole, because of course it was, and it looked like he was early enough that it was just him, that one guy with the guns, and Solokova present right now, because of course it was. Trying not to let it show how terrified he was right now, he nodded to Solokova.

"Boss." He said briefly, deciding not to go any further out of fear that he might start stuttering or something.

Upon receiving the same instructions as Gun Guy, he enterd the building, and begrudgingly picked took a couple of pistols of his own after realising he didn't have his bolas on him, being too hard to explain away if he got his bag checked, which was regular enough for him to just not risk it most of the time. Thankfully though, he still had his gauntlets, and he also took a pair of batons to round off his knew arsenal.

From there, he waited for the other agents to show up, listening in growing horror as Sokolova described their training, though that was more aimed at the punishment for losing really. He did cheer up a bit when Gun Gu-BEN! That was his name! Anyway yeah, he did find himself grinning a little when Sokolova shot Ben, but it was quickly drowned back out by the thought of cleaning all the paint out of this abandoned building. He had shit to do, damn it!

By the time the exercise actually started, he was back to scowling again.

"Fine, I guess we're doin' this." He grumbled into his earpiece as he entered the building. "Bomb Girl, you're makin' the plan right? Got anywhere specific ya want me to be, or am I just wanderin' the halls beatin' the shit out of anyone I run into?"

@Hitman@KZOMBI3



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