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5 yrs ago
Current I just can't. This is too much. Berserk was so influential on so many things that I love. Goodbye, Miura. You'll be missed by many.
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6 yrs ago
Migraines ew
7 yrs ago
Welp apparently discord servers are having some pretty bad Latency issues.
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7 yrs ago
Well I just got my mitts on the Links Awakening remake. Excus eme while I disappear for a weak while I relive my childhood
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7 yrs ago
Migraine killed me today. Posts tomorrow.
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Bio



Hello! Welcome to my little bio.

Not much to say, really. Just a horror game protag that likes writing and playing vidya games when I'm not being chased by the cosmic forces of darkness. (I'm a security guard that works night shifts usually).

Have some dancing medjed.

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Nyla, your friendly neighborhood baker
Sanjo Beach



The assault had gone well, initially. With their combined might she had successfully managed to bonk this vile man into next Tuesday. Excellent. All they'd need to do next was sweep up the remaining filth in the area and then find any remaining Oja....ah. Her head turned briefly towards Janus. The battle was lost? And so swiftly? She supposed it was illogical to assume that they would be able to single handedly drive off an entire invasion force, but...

All at once her attention and eyes were turned towards the man crawling away. Was it? Could it? Did she dare hope? Nyla compressed her body, retracting the many tentacles and mass into herself as she'd quickly make herself much less of a target, trying to disappear amidst the rocks herself as she'd slide over to where this man was crawling. Even if he wasn't from the Oja clan, saving him would help Janus and he seemed, if nothing else like the leader or someone to follow for the moment.

So Nyla would gently grab the man, tentacles gently gripping him and pulling him behind some rocks.

"Shhh. Its okay." She'd quietly whisper. She'd reach for the arrows. Normally it'd be difficult and dangerous to pull them out - they might be the only thing stopping him from bleeding out currently, but she couldn't also just leave them in right now. So with a gentle pull, she'd pull out each arrow, and lay him on her lap. "Young master, you can rest now." She'd smile at him, ignoring the fighting going on at the moment. "Just rest and maybe...have a little bite? Its packed full of nutrients and will make you feel much better quite soon." She'd offer a small, brightly colored looking cake to the man.

Of course, she'd have no problems force feeding him if he refused.
Location:
Village
@Pyromania99@crimson Paladin



“Just tired. Don’t fuss over me, fake nun.” Julene rebuffed, clearly winded as she’d breathe a sigh of relief upon seeing Giles and the rest of the people here. “...Giles. No need to say it. What are we going to do?”

“Well, I don’t know Juelene. There’s about forty of us left now. Down from a good hundred or so. We could stay here, but…I don’t fancy our chances any more.” Julene frowned, sheathing her blade and folding her arms across her chest. “Those of us who are left are…well, terrified. Some wouldn’t come out of the tunnels.”

“...what about that large city in the distance?”

“Julene that cursed place is not for men. The dead swarm over that place and the beasts roam freely there.”

“Well, what are we going to do here! We won’t be able to survive another attack like that! We don’t have the manpower or resources any more!”

“Julene-”

“Curses Giles, if you’d have just got off your ass and actually took some initiative earlier this might could’ve been avoided!”

“Julene please-”

“Shut up you coward!” Julene shouted. “....I’m going for a walk.” She would start to leave, brusquely brushing past Akyasha and Argus both, heading for what was likely her home or somewhere nearby.

“...well…she’s right you know.” Giles watched her leave with a shake of his head. “You two…you and your companions are exceptionally talented at dealing with beasts. I don’t suppose you have some advice or judgment to offer here.”

Forest of beasts


@Click This@VitaVitaAR

“Shuddap.” Kordelia hissed in reply, slowly managing to struggle to her feet at Aleksiya’s jests. “You’ve…always been jealous of my body…urgh…” The vampire lord shook her head, wincing in still seeming pain as she’d glance over to Giselle. “I have no idea what you’re talking about but whatever it is feels…wrong…ugh…”

The vampire lord huffed at Aleksiya’s order, blood being drawn from the surrounding area towards her, covering her body as it would soon shape itself into a material similar to that of cloth. Similarly, two furry bat wings spread from just above her butt, a long sinuous tail also soon forming behind her as she’d dress herself in her old, usual fashion.

“Hmph, but fine. I guess I owe you some small token of appreciation for…waking me. What happened anyways? Last thing I remembered is getting filled full of silver arrows and then making a deal with some…woman in a purple dress I think?”

Kordelia would do as requested, looking about the battlefield and looking for Aleksiya’s arm. Considering the force and trajectory of it, it would have taken a bit longer had Kordelia not a few tricks up her sleeve as she began sniffing the air.

“I think its over here…”
I'll try and get something up friday
Location
Havershel Estate


@Click This@AzureKnight

“Paulina. A pleasure.” Cassandre replied, curtsying towards the presumed noblewoman. “You as well, Miss Lulu. I take it you’re a maid from the Maison?”

“Indeed, she is one of my brightest and best new recruits.”

“If I may, your holiness, something about this woman doesn’t sit right with me.”

“Madeline, you know who Miss Fiore is. A scholar and wizard that helps us hunt those that would use such powers for evil.” Cassandre frowned towards her escort. “That she is…shall we say, makes those of holy power somewhat uneasy is only natural.” A sharp look towards Livia. “I mean no disrespect, of course.”

“Mhm, truth is truth, no matter what one believes. I would not assume disrespect for stating such.” Livia replied. “I take it then…you are somewhat aware of what is going on here, then?”

“Perhaps. Can we have a moment to speak privately?”

“Asking me to leave my quite beautiful date for a private rendezvous with a clergywoman? Is that something the church looks kindly upon?”

“How dare you insinu-”

“Madeline.” Cassandre interrupted, quickly silencing the escort. “Yes, in certain times it would.”

“As much as the idea of having a clergywoman privately to myself is, I must decline. The public knows of our relationship with the church to be sure, but we wouldn’t want to cause any misunderstandings.”

“I see.”

“So in that vein, I bid you adieu for the moment. I will be meeting with the Lord of the estate soon enough. Paulina, I’ll be by the food tables. Feel free to join me if you wish. Lucrecia, stay with her just in case.” Livia was likely going to speak to the nobles hanging around the refreshment tables as well as perhaps see if she could learn anything from the servants. Lucrecia and Polina could do the same, if they wished, or head off somewhere else in the exhibition hall for a few moments. The festivities would likely be starting soon.

“Perhaps, you’d like to stay and speak instead, Lady Lafayette?” Cassandre questioned. “If I may also be so bold as to ask your opinion on the Lady of the Maison?”



@VitaVitaAR@Pyromania99

“Well, would you keep super secret important documents in some place as expected as a private study?” Lyssa questioned. “Super bad ya know that feels like your asking to get your secrets exposed.” The pink haired maid giggled. “A-h hey Eliz wait up!”

Before Katherine or Lyssa could react, Eliz was off after the boy. Being as terrible at being sneaky as he was, he wasn’t that hard to keep track of as he’d attempt hiding behind a vase stand as Eliza approached.

“Wah!” The boy in question was quite well dressed. Long blond hair, dressed in a fancy vest and long sleeves. While he couldn’t be older than seven or eight. “W-what sort of maid sneaks up on someone like that! Hmph, I should have you clean the stables as punishment!” The boy shouted in response. “I don’t know what you mean by a ‘boy’ like me, brat, but calling me a rat is a good way to get fired and never working as a maid again, you stupid looking art sculpture reject.”

“Ahaha, don’t mind her!” Lyssa walked up, preemptively grabbing Eliz by the shoulder and gripping the demon's shoulder surprisingly hard. “Hey what were you doing sneaky sneaking around. Looks like fun.”

“F-fun…?” The boy seemed caught off guard by this whole situation.
Nyla, your friendly neighborhood baker
Sanjo Beach



It wasn't often Nyla had involved herself in such chaotic battles. She'd much rather be doing things behind the scenes, quietly supporting those that did fight battles such as this. Still, she couldn't deny how effective she could be in such a scenario considering her unique capabilities as a slime. Still, she was just a little disappointed there were no cute girls here. It made this just a bit more annoying to deal with. At least she might have some fun playing with the boys a bit if she could grab a few...

"Now now, there's no need to be so serious." Nyla responded to the helmeted champion. The Shoggoth's body shifted, enlarging herself as much as she could with her mass in an attempt to corral and deter the warriors from getting close. After all, all she'd need is a good grip on just one little ankle and yoink.

Still though, for now her main target was finding Lord Oja.

"So why don't you have a Macaron," The shoggoth's mass shifted, growing in size into a blunt, circular object with a handle jutting from one end...a...giant frying pan? "And have a seat!" She'd swing the hefty human sized, cooking implement at the champion. Of course she didn't really care for fighting. Her attention was split. Half on this man that was standing here, and the other half frantically searching for her target - Lord Oja.
Alrighty gonna get a post out tomorrows
Hey, powers back
Gonna try and get a post up but since I work weekends we'll see how that goes timewise
Kaeru & Nyoko



"Ahaha, man these guys are worse than I was when I was a novice. What gives I thought these guys were supposed to be super dangerous~" Despite getting smacked into a wall herself and having a rather nasty bruise and slightly torn clothing where she got struck, she seemed mostly unfazed. She'd slam the heel of her foot into the head of the demon that had smacked her, crushing its skull underfoot into the slightly charred crater she had made when it rather violently met the underside of her foot. "And here I was hoping I could get some proper exercise-mmrrr?" Her tail stood straight up, her ears twisting towards the darkness and sounds approaching. More? Yes, but something different. More dangerous?

It wasn't long before the newcomer made itself known. And what did ya know, it could speak.

A vaguely human thing with elongated neck and a certified creepo face.

Well, it looked tough, but she had to agree with Shiro.

"That things trying way to hard to be spooky." Kaeru grinned, taking an aggressive posture. "Lets see if it can back up that bark of its." Willfully not hearing Emi's order, Kaeru would instead choose to engage the demon. A flash of lightning and a crack of thunder as Kaeru engaged, avoiding the one nearest and instead appearing behind the demon behind it.

A duck under it as it attempted to swing in response. A sharp, open palm strike to its face as Kaeru dug her nails into its neck. A rough knee to its stomach, another elbow slamming into the creatures back. It tried to strike in turn, but it missed by a wide margin as Kaeru had already put herself feet away in a mere second. In another second, she had already leaped forward, body low to the ground as she'd grab the thing right in its stomach, the speed and force she struck with slamming the demon into a nearby wall as lightning completely fried the demon, an arm-sized hole being left in its stomach before she'd leap away, and find another target on her way to the big demon.

She vaguely recalled someone saying something about this things poor structural instability but such thoughts went through one of Kaeru's ears and out the other.
@PaulHaynek

Just got an eta on when it might be fixed

Five days from now

So just skip me this week
Just a heads up a storm came through my place last night and knocked out the power. It might be a few days before it's back up and I can post
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