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4 mos ago
Current It's Good Friday everyone, or as the Romans on Golgotha say, "It's hammer time!"
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4 mos ago
I just love having a job where the general population treats me like a used napkin.
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4 mos ago
"Hey. You. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
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4 mos ago
As a holy paladin, I can't say for certain PrinceAlexus is going to be smighted, but don't be surprised if you find him with a mace in his face.
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@BrobyDDark Nope, you still need $657 more in quarters.
@Shorticus Are you sure it hasn't just entered your hole?
Fucked With a Knife - Cannibal Corpse
Tears Don't Fall Pt.2 - Bullet For my Valentine
C8H18 Gasoline - Butcher Babies
Shepherd of Fire - Avenged Sevenfold
Eyes of the Insane - Slayer
Madhouse - Anthrax
Her Ghost in the Fog - Cradle of Filth
My Obsession - Killswitch Engage
Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden
Where is your God? - Amon Amarth
In Dark Actors 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@ianzerep

Haha! XD Zero fucks given!

Oh and I totally forgot Hank was in the band! Dx Fuck!
In Dark Actors 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Framing A Moose@ianzerep

Right as she turned her attention to the beastly roar of her sister coming to kick her ass....that's when it hit Erza right in the face. A nasty glob of wet paper smacked her hard in the nose, sending a deluge of liquid all across her face....and inciting a flame in her eyes. A vicious, clawed hand reached forward and yanked away the wet paper that was clinging to her face, revealing underneath a bloodthirsty glare aimed dead center...at the dead bitch, "LAMMY!"

Erza wasted no time. She leaped through the air like a lioness pouncing on a poor, defenseless gazelle, ready to rip its throat out with her teeth in such a primal, gory fashion, about the same thing Erza was gonna do to this cheeky fucking bitch. Her claws were out, her sharp, glinting teeth barred as she snarled like a rabid pitbull pouncing on Lammy. But before a blow could connect to the pink haired cunt...

....she caught her.

Suddenly something grabbed Erza by the neck, an all too familiar aggression that yanked her backwards and sent her flying down the hall....and smashing into a trashcan outside the principal's office.

She looked up, bleary eyed for a moment, the rage coursing through her body to murder someone brutally, but....that all changed way too quickly when she realized the person who stopped her.... was Evelyn.

"Oh balls...! Uh...h-hey sissy!" Erza gulped, a face once so full of bitter malice and insane discord...now a dumbfounded, slightly...no definitely terrified grin towards the brutal woman towering over her, eyes blazing with the fires of Hell. So much for a happy family reunion she thought, especially when Evelyn reached down and yanked Erza up by her shirt, face to face with her no good, delinquent little sister.

Erza always said she feared no one. What a lie that was.

"Do you have ANY IDEA of the shit you're in, Erza? HUH?!" Evelyn growled gritting her teeth, her grasp tightening ever intensely on Erza's shirt. Thank God, Satan, or whoever it wasn't her neck Ev had in a death grip. "Thanks to you, I have to pull a double shift tonight or else I don't get paid! So who the fuck did you murder this time?!"

Erza gulped again, frantically shaking her head, "N-n-nobody sissy! T-that bitch tried to start shit with me, so I taught her a lesson, ya know! She deserved to have her ass kicked!"

Evelyn looked over her shoulder at the girl Erza pointed to with a trembling finger, a heated glare cast to the student, before dropping Erza to the floor with a thud and turning to her, cracking her knuckles. "So...you're the one picking fights with my little sister. Got a problem, shit for brains? I'm already pissed off I had to leave work early, and my boss is probably gonna dock my pay for it. So, how bout you get on your hands and fucking knees and start apologizing, because I'm about to kick the living fuck out of your sorry ass." And she damn well meant it.

"Yo Hank!" She hollered over to her bandmate. "Got a camera or something? I wanna film this bitch getting her ass beat so I can cherish it later!"
Damn did I get lucky! ;D
In Dark Actors 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Will post later. Going out with fam to dinner.
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