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4 mos ago
Current It's Good Friday everyone, or as the Romans on Golgotha say, "It's hammer time!"
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4 mos ago
I just love having a job where the general population treats me like a used napkin.
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4 mos ago
"Hey. You. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
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4 mos ago
As a holy paladin, I can't say for certain PrinceAlexus is going to be smighted, but don't be surprised if you find him with a mace in his face.
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These fuckin' night shifts are killing me...



And so it was destiny that whenever the licentious vampire sought to seduce young, nubile women to her fangs, that she be clamjammed by a bunny spirit.
Instructions unclear. Got sentenced to death.
@SilentWriter83@The1Rolling1Boy@Gentlemanvaultboy@Serious Face

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WY9hH-3CMSg

As Claudia walked alongside Spirit, they tarried down the winding path through the Hills, the vampire smiling to her young companion as she happily rambled, eliciting a few giggles and chuckles from the older woman. Her basket of fruits and other things harvested from nature's bounty hung precariously from her arm lightly swaying as her eyes, blue as the endless skies above, sparkled with her natural radiance.

They neared the forest, the sweet, earthy scent of pines and cedars taking place the fragrance of fresh wildflowers and green grasses. Already the cool shade of the forest felt nice upon the vampire's skin, a temporary shelter from the sun's rays. Claudia felt it safe to let her hood down. As she did so, her long, wavy locks of blood red hair cascaded over her slim shoulders and trailed down her backside.

~"Ahh...much better"~ She heaved a relaxing sigh. She could already feel her headache diminishing. Relief finally.

Up yonder way there was a peculiar sight that caught Claudia's twinkling eyes, a spry young fellow, a man who appeared to be made of steel, and...quite the delectable fair lady with skin shimmering like polished bronze. The vampire was quite enamored by the sight of such a beautiful woman, a rather tempting smirk crossing her lips.

~"My, seems everyone is out and about today, hmm Spirit?"~ Claudia mused to the adorable bunny girl at her side. They looked like a friendly bunch, so she saw no harm in introducing herself to them.

She smiled rather invitingly, her gait steady as she approached the few.

~"Oh dear, and here I was thinking we were alone in these woods. Lovely day for a stroll, isn't it everyone? My name is Claudia by the way. It's so nice to see so many charming faces. Hehe~ especially yours, my dear."~

The vampire smirked to the young woman, her eyes languid as she gave her a good, brief looking over. My, such a lovely figure she had, and that scent, ocean breeze the vampire presumed.
Err...okay.

I once ate dinner with my doctor, Dr. Lecter. Great guy, but his cooking habits? Eh, not so much. I was eating a steak with him and I said, "Gee doc, this steak tastes funny." Doc said, "Well it was a clown."

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw

I tell you something, my neighbor man. This guy gets me. He's a nice guy, but his motto is "Love thy Neighbor." He lives beside me and a strip club!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw

*taps mic* Hello, is this thing on? No? Ah fuck it! I went moose hunting up in Canada with my buddy one time, and he had this brilliant idea we were gonna get in a two person moose costume and blow a moose mating call. So we're sitting in the costume when this moose comes up to us. My buddy goes, "Oh shit, the zipper's stuck! What do we do?" I look back at him and say, "Well I'm gonna nibble on some grass, but you better prepare your ass!"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw

I walked into a bar one time. Guess I wasn't paying attention then. No but seriously, I walked into a bar one time to order a drink and this panda sat beside me. He asked the bartender, "Can I have a sandwich?" Bartender gives him a sandwich. The panda ate the sandwich, pulled out a pistol, shot the bartender in the head and left the bar. I guess a panda does eat shoots and leaves.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw

Well that's all I got! I'll see you in court! Goodnight RPGuild!

Well...this photography class is gonna be very interesting.
@Nallore Gah! I don't need another RP, but there's just so many good ones! >\\\< I'm really digging the Fledgling Vampire plot, mostly cause I'm on a big vampire kick lately!
@Holy Soldier True, but most I've seen tend to stick to the Draculean style we're all common with. Either way, I don't wanna stagnate the pot with another vamp, so I'll just make a succubus.
@Holy Soldier Thinking of hopping in on this, but I see there are quite a few vampires already.

Got room for a Succubus? :D
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