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4 mos ago
Current It's Good Friday everyone, or as the Romans on Golgotha say, "It's hammer time!"
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4 mos ago
I just love having a job where the general population treats me like a used napkin.
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4 mos ago
"Hey. You. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?"
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4 mos ago
As a holy paladin, I can't say for certain PrinceAlexus is going to be smighted, but don't be surprised if you find him with a mace in his face.
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@NewShoesForever No no, you're cool. I'll uh...just have to make some edits.
What's the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?

The soap doesn't cry when you put it in the shower.
AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!! NOW I GOTTA GO BACK AND REWRITE MY POSTS!!!
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TOHRU


Indeed Tohru herself was looking for a fight. It had been long time since she felt the raw fury of her bare knuckles crashing into skin and bone, but for Tsukiko's sake, the third year dismissed any thoughts of attacking a student outright, though it was tempting. She was just biding her time till this Akane girl slipped up. Then, she could really see how tough this first year was.

With a nod, she followed Tsukiko out of the room.

AKANE & Misao


Alrighty then...sign here to sign your life away... Ugh! Someone here's gotta be itching to fight!

Begrudgingly Akane signed her name and Misao's on the paper. This was going to be one fun filled experience alright, about as fun as a Cambodian manecure. Giving the pen a click, she tossed it back to Kamiko and introduced herself trying to muster a smile. It only came out half-hearted though, Natsumiko Akane, year one, rank c. Hajimemashite. Now, if you'll excuse me, I ne-"

"KONIICHIWAAAAA!!!~"

"UWAAH?!"

Misao butted in rather obnoxiously, unfortunately shoving Akane and knocking her to the ground, breaking her neck to introduce herself as well. Akane was a little annoyed, but she couldn't stay mad at her friend.

"I'm Sakurada Misao! It's so nice to meet you, and Awwww~
You are just the cyootest widdle thing ever!!~ Oh I just wanna pinch your widdle cheeks!!~ NYAAAH!"


Before she could though, Akane got up and pulled Misao back by her taillbefore the wolf girl could latch on to Kamiko's cheeks. "Please excuse Wolfie here. She's a little...special."

"Grrrr! You're so mean, Redhead! Anyways, Kamiko-Chan, don't worry about Akane. She's just a big grouchy butt because I told her not to go picking fights here! That's how we got kicked out of our last school!"

"Wait, you didn't get kicked out!" Akane argued. "You dropped out and followed me here!"

"Y-yeah well!" Misao puffed her reddened cheeks out in a huff. "I wouldn't have had to drop out if you didn't get kicked out for beating up Nakatomi!"

"Ugh! For the last time, that jerk dumped his whole apple soda on my head! He deserved to have his teeth knocked out!" Akane grumbled in reply. She sighed rolling her eyes. "Look, let's just join this stupid club, so we can hurry up and look for another. A school like this has gotta have some kind of martial arts club! Hell, I'll even take wrestling!" She walked away, a confident swagger as she pumped her fist on the air, proudly and loudly boasting, "Akane Natsumiko is gonna RULE Tatakai Academy! YEAH!"

Misao sighed bothersome, shaking her head. "That girl is gonna get us in so...much...trouble..."
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I once got dared to go streaking during a high school football game
So.... this is still a thing, right?
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