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Niernen and Do'Karth always rush B bruh.


And looks like it's "Counter-terrorists win".

Awesome collab guys, 10/10.
So, the last collab was 9605 words long (formatting excluded). Let's agree on a cap for future collabs, like 5000 words?

And who else is interested in TES Mafia?
From now on, each post will have a character limit of 140. #rulez #shortisthenewlong #nomorefuckoffwalloftext #getschafted

@Peik, @Hyperdrive, who's gonna break the ice?

I'm thinking about launching a companion piece to this RP. The idea is basically Mafia set on Tamriel (inspired by Molag Bal Games on UESP). It's gonna be casual standard, more game-like, light on lore and fast paced. You guys wanna do it?

Also, forgive my ignorance, but where exactly did the vampire lord come from? Was that someone from the story before I joined, or did I miss something?


What @MiddleEarthRoze said.

Some background, as I'll be disclosing in the update. The said Dawnguard led a failed assault on a Molag Bal cult in 204 and was sacrificed to become a daughter of Coldharbour. Being the stupid cultists they were, her captors were massacred when she returned a vampire lord. Since then, she hunted feral vampires solo, believing she could do good with her condition.

One week ago, Cyrodilic vampires infiltrated the Dawnguards and inflicted significant damage. The solo operative was therefore contacted to lead investigation efforts in Eastmarch.

I've dropped a hint in the last update, how many of you caught it?

People lingered about on the docks for a while, in which time, some commanders (including Ashav) went in the East Empire Company office for further planning. Among them were the Nordic woman who commanded a small section of Dawnguards. She wore a full face helmet, and some could swear her eyes projected reddish glow when the lights dimmed. Of course, everyone was careful around the vampire hunters. Their participation was hard-earned, if not reluctant, and their crossbows; few weapons effective against Kamal armor.



Damn place owner, how dare they interrupt your RP schedule.

Anyways, at least the location looks pretty neat. Another successful shoot in the bag?

Also, inviting @Nyxella, @ManoftheNorth, @Dipper, @Imperfectionist and @DemonTongue.
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Found the stuff you made! It was further back than I expected.

I think it would make most sense for our characters to be fighting the rightmost shield guy, since if I recall correctly other characters are more angled towards the officer/ breaking through the middle. We'll target him first, if not, the next unclaimed shield guy leading the charge.


I think @Hyperdrive and @Peik are engaging the rightmost Kamal. You and Hank can take the second dude.

Speaking of that, @Hyperdrive, you back to civilization yet?
@AmongHeroes I'll try to get mine in later as well. Like some of the people, the recent days have been hectic for me too.
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I wasn't able to locate it when I last looked, but I think pier 7?


What I meant was; which Kamal(s) are you fighting?
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