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Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
The most common color for highlighters is yellow because it doesn’t leave a shadow on the page when photocopied
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11 yrs ago
40000 Americans are injured by toilets each year
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11 yrs ago
A strawberry is not an actual berry, but a banana is.
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11 yrs ago
No one knows who invented the fire hydrant because its patent was burned in a fire
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11 yrs ago
Sea otters hold hands while sleeping so they don’t drift away from each other
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Most Recent Posts

In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
-On the Lusty Argonian Maid


Ah yes, Madura's masterpiece.
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Dervish>

I'll have it up after work and gym.


Lift those weights, big boy.
In Cold Front → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Here's the plan, Lulu and Charlotte will be killed off. Julian too if @Lo Pellegrino doesn't check in before Thursday.

I'll also introduce a NPC survivor.

Edit: NVM, not gonna beat this dead horse any more.
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@gcoldAs tasteless as this is, I guess that analogy fits with my username


Yeah, these are crappy things for us to say.
In Cold Front → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Downsizing it is, I'll also tweak the plot to focus more on magic realism and adventure, instead of mystery and drama, so the pacing will be faster.
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Just let me know when you need a Dax. *sits in the corner and plays with ball attached to a ping pong paddle by a string*


When @Dervish finally puckers up his anus.
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Chrononaut, check in.
In Cold Front → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@R31GN and @Peik?
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Frizan>

that is amazing. I rate that 5/7


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